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#1 Post by Pastor Fireball » Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:13 pm

In the nation's first presidential primary, it's no surprise that the projected winner of the Democratic primary is junior high school science class skeleton come to life Bernie Sanders.

On the Republican side, the projected winner is gold-plated vuvuzela powered by baboon diarrhea Donald Trump. Second place is currently held by my governor, John Kasich. (I have no convoluted nickname for him.) Fighting it out for third place are overachieving Walmart greeter Jeb Bush and last week's Iowa caucus winner, professional Rachel Dratch impersonator Ted Cruz.

Chris Christie and Carly Fiorina might be the next candidates to drop out. They're sitting in 6th and 7th, and probably won't get anything going in South Carolina. The Palmetto State is also most likely the last stand for Ben Carson if he can't get a huge turnout there.

As for Sears Portrait Gallery stock photo dad Marco Rubio... he's just there.
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Re: New Hampshire

#2 Post by BackInTex » Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:07 pm

Pastor Fireball wrote:The Palmetto State is also most likely the last stand for Ben Carson if he can't get a huge turnout there.
Guess I better pencil in an appointment with my avatar crew.
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Re: New Hampshire

#3 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:05 am

BackInTex wrote:
Pastor Fireball wrote:The Palmetto State is also most likely the last stand for Ben Carson if he can't get a huge turnout there.
Guess I better pencil in an appointment with my avatar crew.
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Re: New Hampshire

#4 Post by President Chump » Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:40 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
BackInTex wrote:
Pastor Fireball wrote:The Palmetto State is also most likely the last stand for Ben Carson if he can't get a huge turnout there.
Guess I better pencil in an appointment with my avatar crew.
Avatars don't count if you're not in the picture with them.

Are you kidding? That avatar is YUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: New Hampshire

#5 Post by SpacemanSpiff » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:26 am

I'm sure Mrs. Clinton got the African-American vote in New Hampshire. All 20 of them. :P
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