WWTBAM Bored

Last night. Was in the audience and waiting for my turn in the hot seat (not waiting backstage). It was a celebrity week, where the player had a celebrity partner. Mine was Hillary Clinton. We were called backstage to tape a promo. Hillary introduced me and my talent to turn a tomato into a book, whereupon I was supposed to make some magical handwavings and the wonders of special effects would do the rest.

When I woke up, I figured out the inherent pun. They're both red (read).

Okay, dream interpreters. Go.

What you have for dinner?

Hillary wants you to be her running mate and work some kind of magic to help her get the Democratic nomination. She also wants you to shield her from all the tomatoes that get thrown her way at rallies....

lb13

gsabc wrote:Okay, dream interpreters. Go.

Well, to start off with, since candidates for office can't appear on game shows because of the equal time rules, you're saying that Hillary is going to lose the nomination.

I'll let someone else figure out what the punning means.




Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering.

MarleysGh0st wrote:Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering.

I'll bet I could get tmitsss on the show if he'd agree to let me be his celebrity spokesman. I might even give him a ride in my eco-friendly Hummer....

MarleysGh0st wrote: Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering.

Rec!

Al Gore wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering.

I'll bet I could get tmitsss on the show if he'd agree to let me be his celebrity spokesman. I might even give him a ride in my eco-friendly Hummer....

Ouch!

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering.

This is wonderful. I'm smiling as I imagine the possibilities.

Let's think about which celebrities Other People would get:
Ben Stein
Ken Jennings

Let's think about the celebrities that BB contestants would get:
Amy Winehouse
Britney Spears' little sister
Jessica Simpson
Sean Penn, but authentically remaining in character as Jeff Spicoli.

I want Mrs. Butterworth! I don't know why that one tickles me, but it does.

Joan Rivers!

peacock2121 wrote:Joan Rivers!

Am I smiling?

Am I?

peacock2121 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:Joan Rivers!

Am I smiling?

Am I?

You'll have to lift that skirt a bit higher, ma'am....

silvercamaro wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering.

This is wonderful. I'm smiling as I imagine the possibilities.

Let's think about which celebrities Other People would get:
Ben Stein
Ken Jennings

Let's think about the celebrities that BB contestants would get:
Amy Winehouse
Britney Spears' little sister
Jessica Simpson
Sean Penn, but authentically remaining in character as Jeff Spicoli.

Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan