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The 90 Million Year Stiffie
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:59 pm
by silverscreenselect
Scientists have found and identified a fossil in Burma that contains the remains of a 90-million-year old relative of the daddy long legs spider (called a harvestman) preserved in amber. The fossil has an extra appendage: the erect reproductive organ (which is approximately half the size of the harvestman. Scientists speculate that the creature was preparing for a romantic encounter when it met its demise and is still apparently ready for action some 90 million years later.
Somehow, I don't think this will catch on as a viable substitute for Viagara.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nati ... /79751880/
Re: The 90 Million Year Stiffie
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 5:41 pm
by Pastor Fireball
I'm surprised they didn't find it in Belize.
Re: The 90 Million Year Stiffie
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:36 pm
by jaybee
Scientists speculate that the creature was preparing for a romantic encounter when it met its demise
I hate it when that happens!
Re: The 90 Million Year Stiffie
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:09 pm
by SpacemanSpiff
Aren't you suposed to see a doctor if your stiffy lasts more than four million years?
Re: The 90 Million Year Stiffie
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:05 pm
by littlebeast13
silverscreenselect wrote:Scientists speculate that the creature was preparing for a romantic encounter when it met its demise and is still apparently ready for action some 90 million years later.
So, who's the lucky guinea pig that gets to test this theory out?
lb13
Re: The 90 Million Year Stiffie
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:10 am
by SpacemanSpiff
littlebeast13 wrote:silverscreenselect wrote:Scientists speculate that the creature was preparing for a romantic encounter when it met its demise and is still apparently ready for action some 90 million years later.
So, who's the lucky guinea pig that gets to test this theory out?
lb13
I would suspect his DNA would be DOA.