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kayrharris · #1 Post by **kayrharris** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:50 pm

However, I did get three of them all at the same time with the subject "Urgent Response".

I am seriously ill, I need a trustworty individual or organisation to
assit me invest my funds for humanity.Contact me for details if
interested(mrs.deborahpatsychen@gmail.com).Regards Deborah Patsy Chen

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PlacentiaSoccerMom · #2 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:36 pm

Very nice!

I got this one today:

You have been awarded 1,000,000.00 Euros in the EUROMILLIONS satellite
software email lotto promotional program in which e-mail addresses are
picked randomly by software powered by the internet through the world wide
website.

Your email address was among those chosen in the EUROMILLIONS satellite
software email lotto promotions this year. And this promotional program is
proudly sponsored by the EUROMILLIONS.

Your email address was attached to Ref Number 24, 04, 34, 10, 26, 17 with
Serial Number 1201-17 drew the Lucky Numbers 10, and consequently won the
lotto in the first category. You are therefore been approved for the lump
sum payment of 1,000,000.00 Euros.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
representative office in Europe in view of this, your 1,000,000.00 Euros
will be dully processed and remitted to you by our accredited fiduciary
agent located in Europe. Our European accredited fiduciary agent will
immediately commence with the process to facilitate the remittance of your
lotto winning prize as soon as you contact them.

All participants were selected randomly from the World Wide Web through
computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000,000,000 companies and
individual email addresses world wide.

This promotional program takes place seasonally. We advice that you keep
your winning details confidential till your claims is processed and your
winning prize remitted to you. This is part of our policy measure to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this promotional program by some
participants.

To file for your claims please contact your accredited fiduciary agent with
the details as stated below:

Henry Richardson
Tel: +34-63-403-9755
Email: emagent@aol.es

You are to provide the details as stated below:
1. Full Name:
2. Address:
3. Marital Status:
4. Age:
5. Sex:
6. Nationality:
7. Country of Residence:
8. Occupation:
9. Telephone Number:
10. Fax Number:
11. Reference Number:
12. Serial Number:
13. Lucky Number:
14. Category:

These details facilitate the processing and the remittance of your award
winning prize to avoid unnecessary delays and complications in the
processing of your prize and always remember to quote your reference, serial
and lucky number in any correspondences with your fiduciary agent.

Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this promotional
program, we also thank you for being part of our promotional program this
year.

Sincerely,
Miss. Loretta Castillo Delgado
Promotion Director
EUROMILLIONS ESPANA

Important Information: If you are below 18 years of age, you are
automatically disqualified. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact your
accredited fiduciary agent immediately for remittance of your lotto winning
prize.

peacock2121 · #3 Post by **peacock2121** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:13 am

I feel so left out. No one wants my help or to help me.

kusch · #4 Post by **kusch** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:46 am

peacock2121 wrote:I feel so left out. No one wants my help or to help me.

What do you need help with or what would you like to help with?

MarleysGh0st · #5 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:38 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Very nice!

I got this one today:

...Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
representative office in Europe in view of this, your 1,000,000.00 Euros
will be dully processed and remitted to you by our accredited fiduciary
agent located in Europe. ...

Dully processed? <sigh> I would hope that my 1,000,000.00 Euros prize would be processed with all the excitement and hoopla that a Las Vegas casino is capable of!

MarleysGh0st · #6 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:40 am

I am seriously ill, I need a trustworty individual or organisation to
assit me invest my funds for humanity.

Once again, if only someone would come up with an organization--let's call it a "charity"--that could handle requests like this!

<sigh>

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #7 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:30 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
I am seriously ill, I need a trustworty individual or organisation to
assit me invest my funds for humanity.
Once again, if only someone would come up with an organization--let's call it a "charity"--that could handle requests like this!

<sigh>

Yeah, it's too bad that there are no charities that will help rich people invest their "funds for humanity."

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #8 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:31 am

peacock2121 wrote:I feel so left out. No one wants my help or to help me.

I think that if you responded to one of these letters, you might get put on a mailing list of "helpful" people.

kayrharris · #9 Post by **kayrharris** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:54 pm

I wonder if FEDEX would like to be informed of this stuff being sent out in their name...sort of. These people are really ticked at me not responding the first time! I don't know what caused all the back slashes to show up, but I'm just cutting and pasting exactly how it came to me.

Dear Customer!

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmable Package
that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location.
We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details.

It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your
package.
However, we cannot quote it's content to you via email for privacy reasons.

We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $800,000.00 USD. As you know, FedEx do not ship money in CASH
or in CHEQUES butBank Drafts are shippable.
The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague as claimed, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but
he is here in Nigeria for a three (3) months Surveying Project as he works with a construction firm in the Nigeria West Africa We are
sending you this email because your package is beenregistered on a Special Order.

What you have to do now, is to contact our Dilivery Department for immediate dispatchment of your package to your residencial address.
Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your informations, it will take only one working day(24 hours)for your package to arrive
it't fix any phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found youremail contact in the attached letter as the recipient of the
foremost package.

Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a
successful reconfirmation.

Do not reply this email because this email account is not monitored. Send yourdetails to: fed_raynor2005@yahoo.com.cn

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Margaret Blaire.
FedEx Online Team Management.

All rights reserved. © 1995-2008 FedEx.
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e-mail is only for the above addressees. It may contain confidential or
privileged information. If you are not an addressee you
must not copy,distribute, disclose or use any of the information in it
or any attachments.
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FEDEX

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #10 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:29 pm

I wonder how many people fall for that scam.

MarleysGh0st · #11 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:09 am

We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details.

Time to fire your sender, Kay!

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #12 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:27 am

I got this one today:

Dear Friend,

My name is Mr. Chen Guangyuan I am a staff of Bank of China, Our late client named Hamadi Hashem made a fixed deposit amount of $17,300,000, he did not declare any next of kin in any of his paper work,I want you as a foreigner to stand as the beneficiary to transfer this funds out of my bank into your account,after the successful transfer, we shall share in the ratio of 30% for you and 70% for me.

I want to assure you that all is well planned as we shall do this online with all legal and banking requirements. All i need from you is your willingness,trust and confidentiality so that we can work together to achieve success.If you are interested please send me the required information below.

1, Full names,

2, private phone number,

3, current resident Address

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below:
chen.guangyuan20002@live.com

Kind Regards,

Mr. Chen Guangyuan.

MarleysGh0st · #13 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:35 am

It's shocking how many millionaires die without a next of kin.

You'd think they'd have no shortage of volunteers!

peacock2121 · #14 Post by **peacock2121** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:37 am

I noticed a spam mail in my gmail account from Bank of America, asking for account updates. I didn't even click on it. I wonder if I clicked on it if I would get on some of the mailing lists you all are on.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #15 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:26 am

peacock2121 wrote:I noticed a spam mail in my gmail account from Bank of America, asking for account updates. I didn't even click on it. I wonder if I clicked on it if I would get on some of the mailing lists you all are on.

When I get those emails, I click on them.

When they ask for a screenname, I type in "FuckYou"
When they ask for my password, I type "Asshole."

WWTBAM Bored

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