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Gabi Nolan
East Islip, NY

NYPD Lieutenant

Gabi’s Plus One is her husband, Mike.

$500 Though still in the funding stage, the RollScout is a potentially revolutionary new bathroom fixture that sends your smartphone alerts when you’re low on what?
A. Cold medicine
B. Shampoo
C. Bubble bath
D. Toilet paper

Spoiler

D. Toilet paper

$1K Which of the following statements about fictional characters is false?
A. the Mad Hatter was a hatter
B. Harry Potter was a potter
C. Dr. Dolittle was a doctor
D. The Lone Ranger was a ranger

ATA

ATA results

9% A. the Mad Hatter was a hatter
81% B. Harry Potter was a potter
8% C. Dr. Dolittle was a doctor
2% D. The Lone Ranger was a ranger

Spoiler

B. Harry Potter was a potter

$2K If you’re not much of a people person, you should probably avoid what two countries, as they are home to over a third of the entire human race?
A. Pakistan and Nigeria
B. Brazil and Indonesia
C. China and India
D. United States and Russia

Spoiler

C. China and India

commercial break

$3K When it outlawed them in 2014, Pikeville, TN dubiously claimed that donning what could cause health problems through “improper gait”?
A. Fanny packs
B. Backwards caps
C. Tattoos
D. Sagging pants

Spoiler

D. Sagging pants

$5K In a heated exchange in a 1988 debate, vice-presidential candidate Lloyd Bentsen famously told Dan Quayle, “You’re no” what?
A. Jack Kennedy
B. FDR
C. Abe Lincoln
D. Millard Fillmore

50/50

50/50 leaves

A. Jack Kennedy
B. FDR

Plus One

Mike is really not sure, but if he had to guess, he would go with

Spoiler

Jack Kennedy

.

Spoiler

A. Jack Kennedy

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QOTD
Improvisational comedians like Tina Fey say the heart of good improv is captured in what two-word phrase?
A. Fail, laugh
B. Yes, and
C. Stop, think
D. Wait, what?

Spoiler

B. Yes, and

$7K Perplexing people for centuries, the odd-looking armadillo was known to Aztecs as the “ayotochtli”, which translates as what?
A. Horse-eagle
B. Turtle-rabbit
C. Tiger-monkey
D. Fish-bear

Spoiler

Turtle-rabbit

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Gabi will return on tomorrow’s show

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Gabi Nolan
East Islip, NY

NYPD Lieutenant

Gabi’s Plus One is her husband, Mike.

Nihil obstat®.

I got to watch Lt. Nolan.

$1K Which of the following statements about fictional characters is false?
A. the Mad Hatter was a hatter
B. Harry Potter was a potter
C. Dr. Dolittle was a doctor
D. The Lone Ranger was a ranger

ATA

ATA results

9% A. the Mad Hatter was a hatter
81% B. Harry Potter was a potter
8% C. Dr. Dolittle was a doctor
2% D. The Lone Ranger was a ranger

Spoiler

B. Harry Potter was a potter

If by some miracle I ever get on the show, I hope I can have 15 Harry Potter questions. The books only, though, not the movies.

$5K In a heated exchange in a 1988 debate, vice-presidential candidate Lloyd Bentsen famously told Dan Quayle, “You’re no” what?
A. Jack Kennedy
B. FDR
C. Abe Lincoln
D. Millard Fillmore

50/50

50/50 leaves

A. Jack Kennedy
B. FDR

This started a bunch of jokes. Somebody used it with somebody who cited Thomas Jefferson.

7K: Don't know, but nothing with eagle, tiger or bear in there makes sense.