Hitler only had one ball

[jarnon]

Adolf Hitler really did have only one ball, according to new medical report

A recently discovered medical record from 1923 says the future Führer suffered from cryptorchidism. No word on whether Göring's were very small, Himmler had something similar, or Goebbels had no balls at all.

[SpacemanSpiff]

Adolf Hitler really did have only one ball, according to new medical report

A recently discovered medical record from 1923 says the future Führer suffered from cryptorchidism. No word on whether Göring's were very small, Himmler had something similar, or Goebbels had no balls at all.

I thought Goering had only one ball bearing...

[MinisterOfPropaganda]

As Minister of Propaganda, I would like to hereby denounce these treasonous rumors that Our Fuhrer only has one testicle when in fact he is very well endowed in that department. Let me state very clearly for the record that Hitler is in fact very nutty!

Those who believe otherwise will have their balls busted at sunrise!

[silverscreenselect]

I've been drinking too much egg nog.

I keep singing this line to myself to the tune of "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer":

Adolf Hitler only had one ball, dear.

I'm still working on the second line.

[jarnon]

I've been drinking too much egg nog.

I keep singing this line to myself to the tune of "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer":

Adolf Hitler only had one ball, dear.

I'm still working on the second line.

Herrmann Göring's were so very small.
Heinrich Himmler had a similar problem.
But as for Goebbels, he had none at all!