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You can't make up news like this

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:23 pm
by SpacemanSpiff
Bud Weisser busted for breaking into a Budweiser brewery.

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crim ... 464e7.html

Re: You can't make up news like this

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:41 pm
by silvercamaro
If I were Bud (the alleged perp, not the beer,) I would have been trying to steal a giant Budweiser wall sign to hang in my Mom's basement, where I no doubt would be living.

Re: You can't make up news like this

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:18 pm
by K.P.
I'm calling it. He'll be a Millionaire question next season.

Which of these aptly-named men was arrested in December 2015
for breaking into the Anheuser-Busch brewery in St. Louis?

A: Samuel Adams
B: Bud Weisser
C: Johnnie Walker
D: Dom Perignon

Re: You can't make up news like this

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:52 am
by gsabc
If that's his real name and not just a nickname, his parents should be brought up on child abuse charges.

Re: You can't make up news like this

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:39 pm
by SpacemanSpiff
gsabc wrote:If that's his real name and not just a nickname, his parents should be brought up on child abuse charges.
Like Armand Hammer's folks should have been? :P

Re: You can't make up news like this

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:26 am
by gsabc
SpacemanSpiff wrote:
gsabc wrote:If that's his real name and not just a nickname, his parents should be brought up on child abuse charges.
Like Armand Hammer's folks should have been? :P
At least he did something useful with his life, even if it wasn't in the fields of baking or soda.