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SpacemanSpiff · #1 Post by **SpacemanSpiff** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:23 pm

Bud Weisser busted for breaking into a Budweiser brewery.

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crim ... 464e7.html

silvercamaro · #2 Post by **silvercamaro** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:41 pm

If I were Bud (the alleged perp, not the beer,) I would have been trying to steal a giant Budweiser wall sign to hang in my Mom's basement, where I no doubt would be living.

K.P. · #3 Post by **K.P.** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:18 pm

I'm calling it. He'll be a Millionaire question next season.

Which of these aptly-named men was arrested in December 2015
for breaking into the Anheuser-Busch brewery in St. Louis?

A: Samuel Adams
B: Bud Weisser
C: Johnnie Walker
D: Dom Perignon

gsabc · #4 Post by **gsabc** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:52 am

If that's his real name and not just a nickname, his parents should be brought up on child abuse charges.

SpacemanSpiff · #5 Post by **SpacemanSpiff** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:39 pm

gsabc wrote:If that's his real name and not just a nickname, his parents should be brought up on child abuse charges.

Like Armand Hammer's folks should have been?

gsabc · #6 Post by **gsabc** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:26 am

SpacemanSpiff wrote:
gsabc wrote:If that's his real name and not just a nickname, his parents should be brought up on child abuse charges.
Like Armand Hammer's folks should have been?

At least he did something useful with his life, even if it wasn't in the fields of baking or soda.

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