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It's time to begin the 15th Annual Parade of Merry Men... this year with a new sponsor, namely, me. The parade route will end at the doors to your nearest Mecca. Please feel free to browse our wide selection of Thanksgiving bargains... but refrain from punching our employees, at least too hard.

I'm just waiting for the cheerleaders to march by. Come on wardrobe malfunctions....

This year's parade is gonna be YUGE! I've built a fence around the city to keep out all of the Merry Men so that this Bored can be returned to its past greatness by the regulars who weren't here before I put up this fence.

OK, time to iron my hair for photo ops. Who wants to pose with The Donald?

Wow! This parade makes my stint with the 2003 Detroit Tigers seem exciting by comparison...

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Craig Paquette wrote:Wow! This parade makes my stint with the 2003 Detroit Tigers seem exciting by comparison...

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I think this is the same "crowd" we used to get at Stadé Olympique...

Super Creepy Rob Lowe wrote:I'm just waiting for the cheerleaders to march by. Come on wardrobe malfunctions....

I'm so glad SCRL has found something worthwhile to do with his time since being so unceremoniously dumped in favor of artsy craftsy Tony Romo.

I don't think there's much chance of anyone getting run over at this parade.... except maybe the crickets. Crickets are people too...

silverscreenselect wrote:

Super Creepy Rob Lowe wrote:I'm just waiting for the cheerleaders to march by. Come on wardrobe malfunctions....

I'm so glad SCRL has found something worthwhile to do with his time since being so unceremoniously dumped in favor of artsy craftsy Tony Romo.

How many Super Bowls has Artsy Craftsy Tony Romo ever won? Loser!

Hey, I'm still spending Al Davis' money! Thanks Neil!

I hope you've all passed on the ham this year!

ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine wrote:I hope you've all passed on the ham this year!

Fat chance of that. Care for some "giblets"...?

I'm here!

The one, the only, the UNFORGETTABLE...Old Glory.

Where is that damn flag, anyway?

Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:I'm here!

The one, the only, the UNFORGETTABLE...Old Glory.

Ooooooopppss!!!

Watch Taper wrote:Where is that damn flag, anyway?

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!

THIS WHOLE PARADE IS OUT OF ORDER!!

Now this is what I call an environmentally friendly parade! No spectators, no marchers, and plenty of organic waste product left behind to power future parades! The only thing that could ruin this day would be if that sissy boy Captain Planet showed up...

Al Pacino wrote:

Watch Taper wrote:Where is that damn flag, anyway?

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!

THIS WHOLE PARADE IS OUT OF ORDER!!

***continues doing crossword puzzle***

You knew I'd show up to say I knew this parade was going to be a disaster!

These parades always bring out the Bored riff raff, the lowlifes, and the vermin.

Not that anyone can tell the difference.

Be safe, kids!

Well, this looks like as good a place as any to not be spotted. I'll have to tell Sasquatch and Yeti...

Jack Webb wrote:These parades always bring out the Bored riff raff, the lowlifes, and the vermin.

Not that anyone can tell the difference.

Be safe, kids!

But I'm such an adorable vermin, wouldn't you say so, Officer?

Ummm.... is that your partner's hand on my ass?

This parade doesn't seem to be represent a cross-section of society. I don't see any

Orientals
Coloreds
Queers

So I'll just smoke in public and blow smoke on everyone.

MissBeautifulRedSquirrel wrote:

Jack Webb wrote:These parades always bring out the Bored riff raff, the lowlifes, and the vermin.

Not that anyone can tell the difference.

Be safe, kids!

But I'm such an adorable vermin, wouldn't you say so, Officer?

Ummm.... is that your partner's hand on my ass?

Ma'am, I outrank the stuffy sergeant up there and I work alone. Just a moment, let me get out of this warm trenchcoat...

Now, just one more thing...

Dot-I'll put my greenie chewbone turds against those dropped by the decrepit nags in this parade anyday! Plop.

Politically Incorrect Inc. wrote:This parade doesn't seem to be represent a cross-section of society. I don't see any

Orientals
Coloreds
Queers

So I'll just smoke in public and blow smoke on everyone.

I fit at least one part of that criteria! Oh, and I totally did Little Richard. OOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sparkly and colored! Look at me go!!!!!!!

A fuckin' parade? How fuckin' awesome is that!

Good thing I brought all my weapons with me. Looks like it's fresh Merrymen for dinner.

Grill it and kill it!