Flashback Friday!
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:14 am
You backed off from the TV
Like you were suffering from heartburn
Your hand strategically placed over your throat
Your stomach was on full churn
You had your head over the commode
As you asked "When will they learn?"
And all the questions they asked were so easy
Asked were so easy, oh
Big fat brain
You probably think this show's all about you
Big fat brain
I'll bet you think this show's all about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You burned me several years ago
When I had my day in the Seat
Well, you said I had to be a friggin' dumbass
And that I couldn't compete
But I came away with sixteen grand
And that you can not beat
I had some dreams, but you pissed in my coffee
Pissed in my coffee
Big fat brain
You probably think this show's all about you
Big fat brain
I'll bet you think this show's all about you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some dreams, but you pissed in my coffee
Pissed in my coffee
Big fat brain
You probably think this show's all about you
Big fat brain
I'll bet you think this show's all about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well, I hear you got three PhD's from Yale
Before you turned twenty-one
Then you flew your Lear Jet down to Cape Kennedy
To fire the rocket you built towards the sun
Well you've done it all and know it all
And when you don't it's because
It's some stupid fact that belongs on E! Network
Belongs on E! Network, oh
Big fat brain
You probably think this show's all about you
Big fat brain
I'll bet you think this show's all about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Like you were suffering from heartburn
Your hand strategically placed over your throat
Your stomach was on full churn
You had your head over the commode
As you asked "When will they learn?"
And all the questions they asked were so easy
Asked were so easy, oh
Big fat brain
You probably think this show's all about you
Big fat brain
I'll bet you think this show's all about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You burned me several years ago
When I had my day in the Seat
Well, you said I had to be a friggin' dumbass
And that I couldn't compete
But I came away with sixteen grand
And that you can not beat
I had some dreams, but you pissed in my coffee
Pissed in my coffee
Big fat brain
You probably think this show's all about you
Big fat brain
I'll bet you think this show's all about you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some dreams, but you pissed in my coffee
Pissed in my coffee
Big fat brain
You probably think this show's all about you
Big fat brain
I'll bet you think this show's all about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well, I hear you got three PhD's from Yale
Before you turned twenty-one
Then you flew your Lear Jet down to Cape Kennedy
To fire the rocket you built towards the sun
Well you've done it all and know it all
And when you don't it's because
It's some stupid fact that belongs on E! Network
Belongs on E! Network, oh
Big fat brain
You probably think this show's all about you
Big fat brain
I'll bet you think this show's all about you
Don't you? Don't you?
