Me (to gentleman standing at my office door): Can I help you?
GSamOD: Yeah, I have court this morning and my paper says Room 515, but I can't find it.
Me: It's directly across from us on the opposite side of this floor, right-hand side.
GSamOD: I looked there, but it says "110. In fact, every courtroom I saw said 110."
Me: .... that's the maximum occupancy sign...
It's gonna be one of those days.
I swear I thought I was being pranked.
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I swear I thought I was being pranked.
When reality requires approval, control replaces truth.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire