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My mom was texting for me while I was driving. She saw FML in a text to my sister and asked what it meant. I told her it meant, Forgive Me Lord. It's official, I'm burning in hellfire.

Now that's funny!

I don't know what that means. See my post in another thread re: 58 years old, naive, ignorant.

Might I add to that: I don't text.

T_Bone0806 wrote:I don't know what that means. See my post in another thread re: 58 years old, naive, ignorant.

Might I add to that: I don't text.

Well, then. It means just what I said. It does not mean "F@#& my life." Nope.

Fondle my lizard?

tlynn78 wrote:

T_Bone0806 wrote:I don't know what that means. See my post in another thread re: 58 years old, naive, ignorant.

Might I add to that: I don't text.

Well, then. It means just what I said. It does not mean "F@#& my life." Nope.

Got it.

I usually find myself having to use the phrase you gave your mother more often, though.

T_Bone0806 wrote:

tlynn78 wrote:

T_Bone0806 wrote:I don't know what that means. See my post in another thread re: 58 years old, naive, ignorant.

Might I add to that: I don't text.

Well, then. It means just what I said. It does not mean "F@#& my life." Nope.

Got it.

I usually find myself having to use the phrase you gave your mother more often, though.

Me, too, .

Phone call for TBone...

Vandal wrote:Phone call for TBone...

Hey, that looks just like mine!

T_Bone0806 wrote:

Vandal wrote:Phone call for TBone...

Hey, that looks just like mine!

LOL

Uh oh, now when she texts someone that, they are going to be mighty surprised!

I had to look up SMH the other day.

T_Bone0806 wrote:

Vandal wrote:Phone call for TBone...

Hey, that looks just like mine!

How do you dial longs and shorts on that thing?

christie1111 wrote:Uh oh, now when she texts someone that, they are going to be mighty surprised!

I had to look up SMH the other day.

LOL - Luckily, she doesn't text. I'm a little scared she'll use it on FB, though mostly she just "likes" and shares spam.

Vandal wrote:Phone call for TBone...

Wow Tbone has one of those fancy colored wall phones

You're sure it's not this?

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:

Vandal wrote:Phone call for TBone...

Wow Tbone has one of those fancy colored wall phones

Where's the crank?

pcmaxey wrote:Where's the crank?

That's the guy who answers...

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:

Vandal wrote:Phone call for TBone...

Wow Tbone has one of those fancy colored wall phones

You can hang 'em on the wall?

And I'll thank you all not to sneer...I'm not COMPLETELY living in the Stone Age. We DO have expanded digital cable.


ummmm....but not a DVR.....oh, never mind.........

I suppose this wouldn't be a good time to mention the elephant outside our window that rinses off the dishes...or the fact that the local theatre just got the brand new Gloria Swanson picture...or that I'm so out of touch I just referenced the Flintstones and Beverly Hillbillies in one post.

Hey, I've been meaning to watch that Game of Thorns thing...really.....just as soon as I finish watching every episode of my Complete Twilight Zone Series DVD Set....

tlynn78 wrote:My mom was texting for me while I was driving. She saw FML in a text to my sister and asked what it meant. I told her it meant, Forgive Me Lord. It's official, I'm burning in hellfire.

I went to a high school run by Benedictine monks. A few years after graduation, one of my classmates was getting married. At the reception, they played Mony, Mony, and they got to a certain part of the song where peopel tended to yell the lyrics at the tops of their lungs. A sweet old priest asks a group of us that were nearby, "What did they say?"

To which, a quick-thinking young lady replied, "Get a job, drive a truck."

T_Bone0806 wrote:

Vandal wrote:Phone call for TBone...

Hey, that looks just like mine!

Hah! Up until a few years ago, my dad had the old Princess phone that had a real 110 volt line leading into it.

When the phone company came out to add a second line and update all the phones, the tech was going to cut that wire- would have electrocuted himself.

He'd never seen a Princess phone with 110 volt set-up before.

This is the closest I could find to what ours looked like.

Appa23 wrote:

tlynn78 wrote:My mom was texting for me while I was driving. She saw FML in a text to my sister and asked what it meant. I told her it meant, Forgive Me Lord. It's official, I'm burning in hellfire.

I went to a high school run by Benedictine monks. A few years after graduation, one of my classmates was getting married. At the reception, they played Mony, Mony, and they got to a certain part of the song where peopel tended to yell the lyrics at the tops of their lungs. A sweet old priest asks a group of us that were nearby, "What did they say?"

To which, a quick-thinking young lady replied, "Get a job, drive a truck."

I assume they were singing Mondegreen lyrics, as there is nothing in the actual lyrics of either the Tommy James or the Billy Idol versions that one couldn't say to a priest.

HOW did I not see this thread earlier!!??

ROTFLMAO

Hah. I opened this thread with some trepidation, thinking my late mother might have found a way from the beyond to get t-girl to tell the world all about me. It's true, I voted with my brother to NOT buy the $30,000 coffin she would have picked out for herself. We did get her the yellow roses she wanted, however.

(I got back home around midnight last night. I will go pick up the dogs as soon as they are dry from their Saturday morning bubbly baths at the Bed and Biscuit.)

silvercamaro wrote:Hah. I opened this thread with some trepidation, thinking my late mother might have found a way from the beyond to get t-girl to tell the world all about me. It's true, I voted with my brother to NOT buy the $30,000 coffin she would have picked out for herself. We did get her the yellow roses she wanted, however.

(I got back home around midnight last night. I will go pick up the dogs as soon as they are dry from their Saturday morning bubbly baths at the Bed and Biscuit.)

Forget a $30,000 coffin. When I go, I want to come back immediately as one of Silver's dogs.