"chickens don't fly as much as they plummet"
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:31 pm
Quote from Alice Cooper, on "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me", reporting on the live chicken that had mysteriously appeared onstage one day/night, that he did *not* bite the head off, as had been reported at the time, but rather threw into the audience, thinking it would...you get it.