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silvercamaro wrote:I found out what happened to ES. He got an acting gig. You can view his work by downloading this app:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AZR ... d_asin_lnk

I don't know if it's particularly useful as an app, but the price is right.

We've all been there at some point in our life: walking in a park, or maybe burying some nuts, when one of these rotten rodents approach. It's up to you to decide what you do next when that situation presents itself, whether to slink away or confront the creature head on. These sinister squirrels can strike from anywhere, hoarding their food and sneaking behind trees.

*** Are YOU Prepared? ***

Nonscientific studies have shown that 92.1% of all people are completely unprepared for an angry squirrel incident. For that reason, we created AngrySquirrel.

*** Do Not Taunt the Angry Squirrel ***

The best thing you can do when confronted with an angry squirrel is slowly walk away (or, in some cases, bow and crawl backwards away slowly, acknowledging its supremacy). This application is designed to simulate the effects of what happens when you do NOT do this. Touching and moving an angry squirrel is a bad idea! If you don't believe us, try the app and see for yourself what can happen.