WWTBAM Bored

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:41 am**

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1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

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Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:02 am**

Spoiler

11. Physical, Olivia Newton-John

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:03 am**

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Charlie Brown's Teacher wrote:Wah wahwah waaah wah wahwah wah wah, wahwah waaaah. Wah wah wahwahwah wah! Wah wah wahhhh wah waaah wah wah. Wah wah wahwahwahwahwah wahhh waaaaahwah... wah wah wah wah. Wah wahwahwah wah wah waaaah....

1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962

NIGHT MOVES, Bob Seger

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

WE"RE AN AMERICAN BAND, Grand Funk Railroad?

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

TOUCH, ZZ Top

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you

LET'S GET IT ON, Marvin Gaye

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Sex Ed?

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME, Captain and Tenille

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Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:28 am**

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1. Night Moves/Bob Seger

2. You Shook Me All Night Long/ AC/DC

7. Let's Get It On/Marvin Gaye

8. Afternoon Delight/Starland Vocal Band

10. Physical/Olivia Newton-John

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Sex Education!

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

Touch Me/Samantha Fox

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:39 am**

Spoiler

1. Night Moves - Bob Seger
2. You shook me all night long - AC/DC
3. Tush - ZZ Top
4. nope
5. In your room - Bangles
6. nope
7. Let's get it on - Marvin Gaye
8. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
9. Wild Thing - Tone Loc
10. Physical - Olivia Newton John
11. nope
12. nope

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? Sex Ed

Kroxquo Bonus: Paradise by the dashboard light - Mr. Loaf

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Wow you are asking for it today

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:26 am**

To quote George Harrison, "I don't need your Wah-Wah"

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1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962

Night Moves-Bob Seger

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

You Shook Me All Night Long-AC/DC

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

Tush-ZZ Top

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead

Dinner At Taco Bell-Charlie and the Cheapskates

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

In Your Room-Bangles. Like anyone was gonna say no to Susanna Hoffs singing these words to him...WOWSA!

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

Ooops I Did It Again-Percy and the Prematures

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you

Let's Get It On-Marvin Gaye

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite

Afternoon Delight-Starland Vocal Band

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

Let Me Take You To My Banana Republic-The Food Court Perverts

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

Physical-Olivia Newton-John

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

it's Lady Gaga I believe but don't know the song title...just remember hearing this lyric and thinking "oh, THAT'S nice and subtle..."

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you

Slowly Shuffling Into My Heart-Zombielust

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Either it's Muted Trumpet Playing 101 or SEX ED. Yeah, Sex Ed, final answer.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

Go All The Way-Raspberries. Or I Wanna Be With You-Raspberries. Or Tonight-Raspberries. OK, apparently Eric Carmen had a one-track mind...

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Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:46 am**

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Charlie Brown's Teacher wrote:1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962

Spoiler

NIGHT MOVES - Bob Seger

Charlie Brown's Teacher wrote:3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

Spoiler

TUSH - ZZ Top

Charlie Brown's Teacher wrote:7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you

Spoiler

LET'S GET IT ON - Marvin Gaye

Charlie Brown's Teacher wrote:8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite

Spoiler

AFTERNOON DELIGHT - Starland Vocal Band (John Denver's backup group)

Charlie Brown's Teacher wrote:10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

Spoiler

PHYSICAL - Olivia Newton-John

Charlie Brown's Teacher wrote:What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Spoiler

Sex education

Charlie Brown's Teacher wrote:Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

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I WANNA SEX YOU UP - Color Me Badd

Charlie Brown's Teacher wrote:Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

Well, if I'm right then this should do the trick.

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Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:56 am**

My favorite subject!

1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962

Night Moves, Bob Seger

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

American Woman, The Who

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite

Afternoon Delight, Starland Vocal Band

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

Let's Get Physical, Olivia Newton-John

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points) Sex education

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson. You Make Lovin' Fun, Fleetwood Mac

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class? Two of them.

--Bob

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:57 pm**

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1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962

Night Moves - Bob Seger

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

Tush - ZZ Top
(Pearl Necklace would be for the advanced class.)

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

This drink tastes funny, Mr. Cosby

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you

Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Things no girl ever said to me in the '70s

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Sex education

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

Whipping Post - Allman Brothers
(For the advanced class)

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:58 pm**

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1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Before My Husband Had These SOME Dumps by Me

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
I Thought She'd Make A Great Vase by Ed Gein and the Human Potters

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much
I'm Just Lookin' for Some Tush by ZZ Top!!!! WooTTTTT

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead
No. by Get Back Loretta

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me
I Love You Gnocchi by I'm Starving Get Me Food I know, this coulda been Ed Gein

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
There's a Pill for That by Use It

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you
I Know You Just Wanna Fuck by Are You Kidding?

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite
Hyuck I Got Two Teeth and Some Bait by Homer

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
You Are Easily Amused by And You Should Be NOT at the Mall You Creepy Scumbag

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean
No, Really, I Don't and Don't Want to by Pissed Off Cheerleader Why Are There So Many Weirdos

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
You Are Fucking Kidding, Right? by Jeez

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you
Enough. You're Insane and Stupid and Need New Lyrics by And A Kick in the Throat

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points) Creepyass Crackers Cracking

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

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Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:29 pm**

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Spoiler Space

1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962

Night Moves - Bob Seger

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

I Love You Suzanne Somers - John Ritter

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

Tush - ZZ Topp

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead

And Let Me Put This Pill In Your Drink - Really Creepy Guy

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

Go Away Really Creepy Guy - Girl at the Bar

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

I've Read It Three Times and It Still Doesn't Make Any Sense - Bewildered Reader

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you

Not a Bad Idea - Anti-Deathers

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite

There's Always a Bigger Fish - Qui-Gon Jinn

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

WAG Wild Thing - Tone Loc. Melody seems to fit.

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

Physical - Olivia Newton-John

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

The Imagery Is So Subtle - Sledgehammers

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you

Blow All Over Me - More Subtle Imagery

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Hmm. Night Moves, Tush, Physical - I'll go with sex ed

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

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Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:21 pm**

Wahwaah.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:57 pm**

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1.) Night Moves - Bob Seger, 2.) You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC, 3.) Tush - ZZ Topp, 8.) Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band, 10.) Let's Get Physical - Olivia Newton-John. Subject: Sex Education. Krox bonus: Closer - Nine Inch Nails.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:07 pm**

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1. Night Moves - Bob Seger
2. You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
3. Tush - ZZ Top
5. In Your Room - The Bangles
8. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)
Sex Ed (I blush)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.
Bobby Brown Goes Down - Frank Zappa

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:35 pm**

Spoiler

1. Night Moves - Bob Segar
2. Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
7. Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye
8. Afternoon Delight - Starlight Vocal Band
10. Physical - Olivia Newton-John
11. Love Game - Lady Gaga

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Sex Education

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

Annie Had a Baby - Hank Ballard and the Midnights (The follow-up to Work With Me, Annie. It contains the lyric "that's what happens when the gettin' gets good. Woo!")

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Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:25 am**

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1. Night Moves, Bob Seger
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What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

Image Bonus: 1. Night Moves, Bob Seger
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What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

Image Bonus:

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:36 am**

Charlie Brown's Teacher

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1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962

Night Moves -- Bob Seger

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

Shook Me All Night Long -- AC/DC

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

Tush -- ZZ Top

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you

Let's Get it On -- Marvin Gaye

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite

Afternoon Delight -- Starland Vocal Band

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

Wild Thing -- Tone Loc

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

Physical -- Olivia Newton-John

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

I guess it's Sex education

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

I wanna sex you Up -- Hanz and Franz, I mean, Color Me Badd

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Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:38 am**

mrkelley23 wrote: 3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

Tush -- ZZ Top

Is that really the title of this song? "Tush" doesn't rhyme with "much". How do we know he ain't asking for mush?

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:00 am**

Charlie Brown's Teacher

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1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962

Night Moves - Bob Seger

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

Tush - ZZ Top

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead

Dancing in the Sheets - Shalamar

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

In Your Room - Bangles (Oh, Susanna!)

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

Nope

7. We're all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let's live, I love you

Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite

Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

Wild Thing - Tone Lōc

10. I've been patient I've been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It's getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

Physical - Olivia Newton-John

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

LoveGame - Lady Gaga

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you

Nope

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Sex Ed

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:02 am**

smilergrogan wrote:
mrkelley23 wrote: 3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

Tush -- ZZ Top
Is that really the title of this song? "Tush" doesn't rhyme with "much". How do we know he ain't asking for mush?

I believe that's how they pronounce it down in (clapclapclapclap) Texas....

lb13

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:07 am**

Charlie Brown's Teacher

Wah wahwah waaah wah wahwah wah wah, wahwah waaaah. Wah wah wahwahwah wah! Wah wah wahhhh wah waaah wah wah. Wah wah wahwahwahwahwah wahhh waaaaahwah... wah wah wah wah. Wah wahwahwah wah wah waaaah....

1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962

"Night Moves" - Bob Seger

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

"You Shook Me All Night Long" - AC/DC

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much

"Tush" - ZZ Top

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

"Physical" - Olivia Newton-John

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

"Love Game" - Lady Gaga (How was Taylor Swift able to trademark "this sick beat" when Lady Gaga had already basically used it?)

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Sex Ed

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.

"Third Rate Romance" - Amazing Rhythm Aces

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

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Wah wah wahwahwah wah wahwahhh

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:35 am**

Spoiler

1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Night Moves - Bob Seger

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
You Shook Me All Night Long - Ac/DC

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much
Tush - ZZ Top

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)
Sex Education

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that could be used in this lesson.
Closet - Tegan and Sara

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 8:06 am**

1. I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Night Moves - Bob Seger

2. She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC

3. I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't asking for much
Tush - ZZ Top

4. I caught you smilin', I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hidin', hey, don't you wanna hit the floor
The place is crowded or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playin' in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead
Dancing in the Sheets - Shalamar (As opposed to the former Indians catcher SAlomar..)

5. You're the only one who gets through to me
In the warm glow of the candlelight
Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me
In Your Room - Bangles

6. Coming quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make
Me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang (This song's really funny as shit...)

7. We`re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understanding, sugar
Since we got to be here
Let`s live, I love you
Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye

8. Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn`t bite
Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

9. Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
Wild Thing - Tone Loc

10. I`ve been patient I`ve been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It`s getting hard, this holding back
You know what I mean
Physical - Olivia Newton John

11. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Lovegame - Lady Gaga

12. You keep coming to me
I can dig, you're dynamite
The way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy
Crazy for you
Boom Boom Boom (Let's Go Back To My Room) - Paul Lekakis (My 80's soul weeps since nobody got this one...)

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Sex Ed! (How have I done the CBT game in so many LSWE games before, and only just this year thought to address this subject?)

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

I knew I'd get a lot of great images out of this one... yes, I was asking for it! The 5 point IBB has to go to Weasel though for the bird and the bee... best Sex Ed image ever!!!

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 8:18 am**

JJC Points:

smiler gets a JJC point so long as we don't ever get that front angle view...

frank gets 3 JJC points for defying Jesus...

Weasel gets a supermax for the educational cartoon...

TBone gets 2 JJC points for appreciating the lyrical genius of Lady Gaga, and for the shag...

ear gets 3 JJC points for finding a Charlie Brown related Sex Ed picture...

Bob gets 2 JJC points for the Tattooed Whore and Snow Globe Ass...

elwood gets 2 JJC points for Mr. Cosby and for making it through the advanced class...

Beebs gets a supermax for funny answers and knowing Tush...

Krox gets 2 JJC points for the Thighmaster and Blow All Over Me...

Marley gets a JJC point for being funny (and because I haven't been able to give him a real point in a looooong time...)

Hottie gets a JJC point for Closer...

melly gets 3 JJC points for the phantom tampoon...

mrk gets a JJC point for the monkeys with big asses, always great for humor...

Esto gets 3 JJC points for an image I had to look up that fits perfectly...

Search gets 2 JJC points for a little lunchroom fun...

Points:

jarnon 2
smiler 15+1
frank 20+3
Weasel 26+5+5
TBone 25+2
ear 20+3
Bob 16+2
elwood 18+2
Beebs 2+5
Krox 16+2
Marley 0+1
Hottie 15+1
Vandal 20
melly 22+3
mntetn 2
mrk 24+1
Esto 28+3
Search 20+2
Panic 11

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