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Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:35 pm
by Bob78164
Here's the money quote from
this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have
way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."
It's not too late. Join us! --Bob
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:20 am
by Four Hour Stiffy
Bob78164 wrote:Here's the money quote from
this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have
way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."
It's not too late. Join us! --Bob
Oh, please...
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:27 am
by silverscreenselect
Bob78164 wrote:Here's the money quote from
this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have
way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."
It's not too late. Join us! --Bob
It's pretty obvious that blood flow to a conservative's brain ceases at an early age. I guess blood flow to other parts of the body ceases at a relatively early age as well.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:43 am
by ne1410s
"Vote Republican. It's easier than thinking."
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:25 am
by BackInTex
Liberals: Concerned about their own sex lives in their 80's.
Conservatives: Concerned about how the quality of their grandkids lives when they are in their 80's.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:24 am
by silverscreenselect
BackInTex wrote:Conservatives: Concerned about how the quality of their grandkids lives when they are in their 80's.
Unless it's about the quality of the environment when their grandkids are in their 80s. Or about the state of healthcare. Or about whether their grandkids will have good paying jobs under decent working conditions to get them to their 80s.
In those cases, those youngsters can just fend for themselves and deal with the problems later.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:11 am
by tlynn78
ne1410s wrote:"Vote Republican. It's easier than thinking."
"Bash an entire group of individuals like an immature twelve year old." It's the way a few Bored denizens think.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:11 pm
by Estonut
Bob78164 wrote:Here's the money quote from
this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have
way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."
It's not too late. Join us!
I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:14 pm
by Bob Juch
Estonut wrote:Bob78164 wrote:Here's the money quote from
this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have
way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."
It's not too late. Join us!
I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...
You have a very limited imagination.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:24 pm
by littlebeast13
Bob Juch wrote:Estonut wrote:Bob78164 wrote:Here's the money quote from
this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have
way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."
It's not too late. Join us!
I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...
You have a very limited imagination.
Donkeys do it better...
lb13
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:33 pm
by silvercamaro
This discussion has given me insight into another big difference between Democrats and Republicans. Unlike Democrats, a Republican man would be unlikely to consider it "having sex" unless there is a living partner other than the man's own hand.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:24 pm
by Bob78164
Estonut wrote:Bob78164 wrote:Here's the money quote from
this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have
way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."
It's not too late. Join us!
I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...
I'm not yet in my 80s. --Bob
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:25 pm
by Bob78164
silvercamaro wrote:This discussion has given me insight into another big difference between Democrats and Republicans. Unlike Democrats, a Republican man would be unlikely to consider it "having sex" unless there is a living partner other than the man's own hand.
I just realized. No wonder Edward Scissorhands was so obsessed with Winona Ryder. He couldn't help himself. --Bob
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:59 pm
by AlphaDummy
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:49 pm
by Estonut
Bob78164 wrote:Estonut wrote:Bob78164 wrote:Here's the money quote from
this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have
way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."
It's not too late. Join us!
I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...
I'm not yet in my 80s.
Someone doesn't understand his own quote.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:30 am
by flockofseagulls104
Bob78164 wrote:Here's the money quote from
this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have
way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."
It's not too late. Join us! --Bob
I think it was a misinterpretation of the data. What they actually discovered is that if a man remains a liberal after the age of 68, he is probably a d*ckhead.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:51 am
by tlynn78
silvercamaro wrote:This discussion has given me insight into another big difference between Democrats and Republicans. Unlike Democrats, a Republican man would be unlikely to consider it "having sex" unless there is a living partner other than the man's own hand.
*snort!

Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:04 am
by TheConfessor
Estonut wrote:I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...
Actually, they live nowhere near each other.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:00 am
by BackInTex
TheConfessor wrote:Estonut wrote:I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...
Actually, they live nowhere near each other.
Bob#s travels a lot for "bridge tournaments", whatever those are.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:11 am
by Bob Juch
Only if he slips while scratching his nose.
Re: Why BiT and flock should become liberals
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:19 am
by franktangredi
I knew I was resisting reading this thread for a reason.