Why BiT and flock should become liberals

[Bob78164]

Here's the money quote from this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."

It's not too late. Join us! --Bob

[Four Hour Stiffy]

Here's the money quote from this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."

It's not too late. Join us! --Bob

Oh, please...

[silverscreenselect]

Here's the money quote from this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."

It's not too late. Join us! --Bob

It's pretty obvious that blood flow to a conservative's brain ceases at an early age. I guess blood flow to other parts of the body ceases at a relatively early age as well.

[ne1410s]

"Vote Republican. It's easier than thinking."

[BackInTex]

Liberals: Concerned about their own sex lives in their 80's.

Conservatives: Concerned about how the quality of their grandkids lives when they are in their 80's.

[silverscreenselect]

Conservatives: Concerned about how the quality of their grandkids lives when they are in their 80's.

Unless it's about the quality of the environment when their grandkids are in their 80s. Or about the state of healthcare. Or about whether their grandkids will have good paying jobs under decent working conditions to get them to their 80s.

In those cases, those youngsters can just fend for themselves and deal with the problems later.

[tlynn78]

"Vote Republican. It's easier than thinking."

"Bash an entire group of individuals like an immature twelve year old." It's the way a few Bored denizens think.

[Estonut]

Here's the money quote from this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."

It's not too late. Join us!

I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...

[Bob Juch]

Here's the money quote from this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."

It's not too late. Join us!

I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...

You have a very limited imagination.

[littlebeast13]

Here's the money quote from this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."

It's not too late. Join us!

I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...

You have a very limited imagination.

Donkeys do it better...



lb13

[silvercamaro]

This discussion has given me insight into another big difference between Democrats and Republicans. Unlike Democrats, a Republican man would be unlikely to consider it "having sex" unless there is a living partner other than the man's own hand.

[Bob78164]

Here's the money quote from this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."

It's not too late. Join us!

I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...

I'm not yet in my 80s. --Bob

[Bob78164]

This discussion has given me insight into another big difference between Democrats and Republicans. Unlike Democrats, a Republican man would be unlikely to consider it "having sex" unless there is a living partner other than the man's own hand.

I just realized. No wonder Edward Scissorhands was so obsessed with Winona Ryder. He couldn't help himself. --Bob

[AlphaDummy]

This discussion has given me insight into another big difference between Democrats and Republicans. Unlike Democrats, a Republican man would be unlikely to consider it "having sex" unless there is a living partner other than the man's own hand.

I just realized. No wonder Edward Scissorhands was so obsessed with Winona Ryder. He couldn't help himself. --Bob

One of the names our pub trivia team played under:

"Edward Scissorhands Will Never Go Blind"

[Estonut]

Here's the money quote from this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."

It's not too late. Join us!

I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...

I'm not yet in my 80s.

Someone doesn't understand his own quote.

[flockofseagulls104]

Here's the money quote from this longitudinal study: "With regards to sex lives, one of the most fascinating discoveries is that aging liberals have way more sex. . . . [T]he most conservative men on average shut down their sex lives around age 68, while the most liberal men had healthy sex lives well into their 80s."

It's not too late. Join us! --Bob

I think it was a misinterpretation of the data. What they actually discovered is that if a man remains a liberal after the age of 68, he is probably a d*ckhead.

[tlynn78]

This discussion has given me insight into another big difference between Democrats and Republicans. Unlike Democrats, a Republican man would be unlikely to consider it "having sex" unless there is a living partner other than the man's own hand.

*snort!

[TheConfessor]

I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...

Actually, they live nowhere near each other.

[BackInTex]

I can't imagine all the sex you, SSS and BJ are having...

Actually, they live nowhere near each other.

Bob#s travels a lot for "bridge tournaments", whatever those are.

[Bob Juch]

This discussion has given me insight into another big difference between Democrats and Republicans. Unlike Democrats, a Republican man would be unlikely to consider it "having sex" unless there is a living partner other than the man's own hand.

I just realized. No wonder Edward Scissorhands was so obsessed with Winona Ryder. He couldn't help himself. --Bob

One of the names our pub trivia team played under:

"Edward Scissorhands Will Never Go Blind"

Only if he slips while scratching his nose.

[franktangredi]

I knew I was resisting reading this thread for a reason.