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Let's get the marching started!

This year's parade is once again sponsored by WGAS in Gastonia as well as the makers of Golytely! It's good to the last plop!

Since so many of LB's Merry Men were unveiled this past week, I thought it would be wise that I lead off the festivities since I'm so thickly cloaked, nobody would ever guess who I am!

I think that in honor of 2014 I should be the Parade Marshall

Will there be a party after the parade?

Since I'm not a Merry Man (seriously, when am I ever merry?), I'll be the crowd of spectators.


w00T!

I told you the weather was going to be bad

Tasers locked and loaded to clear any stray squirrels or protesters from the parade route.

Uh oh! Ingress to Base! We have a lemur who won't stay behind the bicycle barricades! Dammit! This situation is beyond my two hours of training! Request permission to fire!!!

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Will there be a party after the parade?

We'll see you there!!

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Will there be a party after the parade?

The post party will be held right here (points down).... up until the moment I have to seek immediate medical help....

MarleysGh0st wrote:Since I'm not a Merry Man (seriously, when am I ever merry?), I'll be the crowd of spectators.


w00T!

I enjoy coming to the Merry Men Parade just to watch the participants get in their costumes...

MarleysGh0st wrote:Since I'm not a Merry Man (seriously, when am I ever merry?), I'll be the crowd of spectators.


w00T!

Oi Oi, we love spectators, Hey brother can you let me hold a dollar?

Beep

CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:Tasers locked and loaded to clear any stray squirrels or protesters from the parade route.

Uh oh! Ingress to Base! We have a lemur who won't stay behind the bicycle barricades! Dammit! This situation is beyond my two hours of training! Request permission to fire!!!

I am NOT a squirrel and I have my parade pass right here!

Someone wanna give me a push? I got stuck in a unicorn pie again...

Giant Gambian Rat wrote:

CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:Tasers locked and loaded to clear any stray squirrels or protesters from the parade route.

Uh oh! Ingress to Base! We have a lemur who won't stay behind the bicycle barricades! Dammit! This situation is beyond my two hours of training! Request permission to fire!!!

I am NOT a squirrel and I have my parade pass right here!

Hey! That's the same fake pass I'm using!

littleblueneon wrote:Someone wanna give me a push? I got stuck in a unicorn pie again...

Hey Christopher Pike and LBN speak the same language!

Here come the balloons..... OMG RUN FOR YOUR LIFE1!!1

The Huge Manatee wrote:

littleblueneon wrote:Someone wanna give me a push? I got stuck in a unicorn pie again...

Hey Christopher Pike and LBN speak the same language!

It's a conspiracy... they are planning on taking over the Bored....

Oh, I mean.... beep beep beep!

Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad

Good thing I am waterproof and can work in the rain!

Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad

Do you have any idea what it's like to be buried under 6 feet of snow? And it wasn't even THUNDERSNOW!!!!!

The Keybored wrote:

Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad

Good thing I am waterproof and can work in the rain!

Can you work on 20th century technology?

Christopher Pike wrote:Beep

And you thought I was inarticulate

Make way for the beauty queen of the 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

Oh, I just saw Frank go by! Mwah, baby!!! Thanks for making me relevant agai... er, for the first time!

WebTVThingie wrote:

The Keybored wrote:

Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad

Good thing I am waterproof and can work in the rain!

Can you work on 20th century technology?

I bet he can!

MonosyllabicGruntingDork wrote:

Christopher Pike wrote:Beep

And you thought I was inarticulate

Wahwah wah wah wah wah wah wahwah WAH wah waaaaaaahhh!

Phyllis Diller wrote:Make way for the beauty queen of the 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

Oh, I just saw Frank go by! Mwah, baby!!! Thanks for making me relevant agai... er, for the first time!

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