WWTBAM Bored

From one of the books I'm currently reviewing:

The Four Stages of Life

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

One day a boy's father told him it was time to talk about "the birds and the bees". The boy replied, "Oh great! First you tell me there's no Easter Bunny, then there's no Santas Claus. If you tell me there's no such thing as sex I'll have nothing to live for!"