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Jeffrey Fijolek
Dallas, TX

Jeffrey wants to open a specialty donut shop. One of the selections will be grilled cheese.

Jeffrey’s Plus One is his cousin Brian.

Question 1 – As seen on a popular T-shirt, what comes at the end of the bad pick-up line, “Are you a beaver”?
A. For real
B. Or what
C. Just playin’
D. ‘Cuz dam

Spoiler

D. ‘Cuz dam
$3K
Bank - $3K

Question 2 – Good news for hipsters: a recent study shows that sporting a what can protect you from harmful UV rays?
A. Earring
B. Beard
C. Tattoo
D. Fanny pack

Spoiler

B. Beard
$500
Bank - $3,500

Question 3 – According to the San Diego Zoo, if you want to tell the difference between a seal and a sea lion, you should do what?
A. Look at their ears
B. Feel their eyes
C. Smell their breath
D. Check their driver’s licenses

Spoiler

A. Look at their ears
$25K
Bank - $28.500

Question 4 – our weatherman isn’t just making up words when he predicts a williwaw, which is a type of what?
A. Meteor shower
B. Wind gust
C. Heat wave
D. Rainstorm

JTQ

Spoiler

B. Wind gust
$15K
Bank - $28,500

commercial break

Question 5 – If you give your Shih Tzu “shiatsu,” what are you doing to your tiny dog?
A. Feeding him sushi
B. Teaching him judo
C. Dyeing his fur
D. Giving him an acupressure treatment

Spoiler

D. Giving him an acupressure treatment
$7K
Bank - $35,500

Question 6 – While generally photographed with the desert in the background, the Great Sphinx of Giza faces what, lying less than a quarter-mile away?
A. Cairo International Airport
B. A military base
C. An IMAX movie theater
D. A Pizza Hut

ATA

ATA results

54% A. Cairo International Airport
28% B. A military base
10% C. An IMAX movie theater
8% D. A Pizza Hut

Jeffrey

Spoiler

goes with the audience and makes Cairo International Airport

his final answer.

Spoiler

D. A Pizza Hut
Jeffrey leaves with $1K.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question 5 – If you give your Shih Tzu “shiatsu,” what are you doing to your tiny dog?
A. Feeding him sushi
B. Teaching him judo
C. Dyeing his fur
D. Giving him an acupressure treatment

Spoiler

D. Giving him an acupressure treatment
$7K
Bank - $35,500

Spoiler

Jeff commented that the money in his bank could buy him a nice massage. Terry reminded him that this is a family show, and he replied, without missing a beat, "You said Shih Tzu."

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question 6 – While generally photographed with the desert in the background, the Great Sphinx of Giza faces what, lying less than a quarter-mile away?
A. Cairo International Airport
B. A military base
C. An IMAX movie theater
D. A Pizza Hut

ATA

ATA results

54% A. Cairo International Airport
28% B. A military base
10% C. An IMAX movie theater
8% D. A Pizza Hut

Jeffrey

Spoiler

goes with the audience and makes Cairo International Airport

his final answer.

Spoiler

D. A Pizza Hut
Jeffrey leaves with $1K.

Spoiler

This must come close to the record for the smallest percentage getting the right answer. And if I had been in the audience, I'd have got it wrong too.

Question 5 – If you give your Shih Tzu “shiatsu,” what are you doing to your tiny dog?
A. Feeding him sushi
B. Teaching him judo
C. Dyeing his fur
D. Giving him an acupressure treatment

Spoiler

D. Giving him an acupressure treatment
$7K
Bank - $35,500

ATA

Question 6 – While generally photographed with the desert in the background, the Great Sphinx of Giza faces what, lying less than a quarter-mile away?
A. Cairo International Airport
B. A military base
C. An IMAX movie theater
D. A Pizza Hut

ATA

ATA results

54% A. Cairo International Airport
28% B. A military base
10% C. An IMAX movie theater
8% D. A Pizza Hut

Jeffrey

Spoiler

goes with the audience and makes Cairo International Airport

his final answer.

Spoiler

D. A Pizza Hut
Jeffrey leaves with $1K.

Shoot. One of my Toastmasters friends has been to Egypt a couple times, but I don't remember her ever mentioning this.

JTQ

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Jeffrey Fijolek
Dallas, TX

Jeffrey wants to open a specialty donut shop. One of the selections will be grilled cheese.

Jeffrey’s Plus One is his cousin Brian.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question 6 – While generally photographed with the desert in the background, the Great Sphinx of Giza faces what, lying less than a quarter-mile away?
A. Cairo International Airport
B. A military base
C. An IMAX movie theater
D. A Pizza Hut

ATA

ATA results

54% A. Cairo International Airport
28% B. A military base
10% C. An IMAX movie theater
8% D. A Pizza Hut

Jeffrey

Spoiler

goes with the audience and makes Cairo International Airport

his final answer.

Spoiler

D. A Pizza Hut
Jeffrey leaves with $1K.

JTQ.