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Transcript 09/29/14 Jeffrey Fijolek

#1 Post by BBTranscriptTeam » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:46 pm

Jeffrey Fijolek
Dallas, TX

Jeffrey wants to open a specialty donut shop. One of the selections will be grilled cheese.

Jeffrey’s Plus One is his cousin Brian.


Question 1 – As seen on a popular T-shirt, what comes at the end of the bad pick-up line, “Are you a beaver”?
A. For real
B. Or what
C. Just playin’
D. ‘Cuz dam
Spoiler
D. ‘Cuz dam
$3K
Bank - $3K
Question 2 – Good news for hipsters: a recent study shows that sporting a what can protect you from harmful UV rays?
A. Earring
B. Beard
C. Tattoo
D. Fanny pack
Spoiler
B. Beard
$500
Bank - $3,500
Question 3 – According to the San Diego Zoo, if you want to tell the difference between a seal and a sea lion, you should do what?
A. Look at their ears
B. Feel their eyes
C. Smell their breath
D. Check their driver’s licenses
Spoiler
A. Look at their ears
$25K
Bank - $28.500
Question 4 – our weatherman isn’t just making up words when he predicts a williwaw, which is a type of what?
A. Meteor shower
B. Wind gust
C. Heat wave
D. Rainstorm

JTQ
Spoiler
B. Wind gust
$15K
Bank - $28,500
commercial break

Question 5 – If you give your Shih Tzu “shiatsu,” what are you doing to your tiny dog?
A. Feeding him sushi
B. Teaching him judo
C. Dyeing his fur
D. Giving him an acupressure treatment
Spoiler
D. Giving him an acupressure treatment
$7K
Bank - $35,500

Question 6 – While generally photographed with the desert in the background, the Great Sphinx of Giza faces what, lying less than a quarter-mile away?
A. Cairo International Airport
B. A military base
C. An IMAX movie theater
D. A Pizza Hut

ATA
ATA results
54% A. Cairo International Airport
28% B. A military base
10% C. An IMAX movie theater
8% D. A Pizza Hut


Jeffrey
Spoiler
goes with the audience and makes Cairo International Airport
his final answer.
Spoiler
D. A Pizza Hut
Jeffrey leaves with $1K.

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Re: Transcript 09/29/14 Jeffrey Fijolek

#2 Post by jarnon » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:50 pm

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question 5 – If you give your Shih Tzu “shiatsu,” what are you doing to your tiny dog?
A. Feeding him sushi
B. Teaching him judo
C. Dyeing his fur
D. Giving him an acupressure treatment
Spoiler
D. Giving him an acupressure treatment
$7K
Bank - $35,500
Spoiler
Jeff commented that the money in his bank could buy him a nice massage. Terry reminded him that this is a family show, and he replied, without missing a beat, "You said Shih Tzu."
BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question 6 – While generally photographed with the desert in the background, the Great Sphinx of Giza faces what, lying less than a quarter-mile away?
A. Cairo International Airport
B. A military base
C. An IMAX movie theater
D. A Pizza Hut

ATA
ATA results
54% A. Cairo International Airport
28% B. A military base
10% C. An IMAX movie theater
8% D. A Pizza Hut


Jeffrey
Spoiler
goes with the audience and makes Cairo International Airport
his final answer.
Spoiler
D. A Pizza Hut
Jeffrey leaves with $1K.
Spoiler
This must come close to the record for the smallest percentage getting the right answer. And if I had been in the audience, I'd have got it wrong too.
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Re: Transcript 09/29/14 Jeffrey Fijolek

#3 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:12 pm

Question 5 – If you give your Shih Tzu “shiatsu,” what are you doing to your tiny dog?
A. Feeding him sushi
B. Teaching him judo
C. Dyeing his fur
D. Giving him an acupressure treatment
Spoiler
D. Giving him an acupressure treatment
$7K
Bank - $35,500


ATA
Question 6 – While generally photographed with the desert in the background, the Great Sphinx of Giza faces what, lying less than a quarter-mile away?
A. Cairo International Airport
B. A military base
C. An IMAX movie theater
D. A Pizza Hut

ATA
ATA results
54% A. Cairo International Airport
28% B. A military base
10% C. An IMAX movie theater
8% D. A Pizza Hut


Jeffrey
Spoiler
goes with the audience and makes Cairo International Airport
his final answer.
Spoiler
D. A Pizza Hut
Jeffrey leaves with $1K.
Shoot. One of my Toastmasters friends has been to Egypt a couple times, but I don't remember her ever mentioning this.

JTQ
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Re: Transcript 09/29/14 Jeffrey Fijolek

#4 Post by earendel » Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:16 am

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Jeffrey Fijolek
Dallas, TX

Jeffrey wants to open a specialty donut shop. One of the selections will be grilled cheese.

Jeffrey’s Plus One is his cousin Brian.
BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question 6 – While generally photographed with the desert in the background, the Great Sphinx of Giza faces what, lying less than a quarter-mile away?
A. Cairo International Airport
B. A military base
C. An IMAX movie theater
D. A Pizza Hut

ATA
ATA results
54% A. Cairo International Airport
28% B. A military base
10% C. An IMAX movie theater
8% D. A Pizza Hut

Jeffrey
Spoiler
goes with the audience and makes Cairo International Airport
his final answer.
Spoiler
D. A Pizza Hut
Jeffrey leaves with $1K.
JTQ.
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