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thguy65
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Who says there are no good jobs left?

#1 Post by thguy65 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:22 am

Found this during my Craigslist check of game show opportunities.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/tf ... 97729.html
Eccentric Thousandaire Adult Child Cult Leader Philanthropist Seeks Personal Assistant

Are you good at things? If you are good at things consider the following offer.

In the interest of full disclosure, the title says it all.

The organization is MK-CULTRA. His name is Pope Kang Tzu XXIII, Holy American Emperror and Protector of the Lesser Nations (Except for Switzerland and it knows why).

Pope Kang needs a personal assistant. As the shadowy leader of a Neodiscordan Ultrachurch, Gift Shop, and Think Tank, he has a lot of responsibilities.

Knowledge of Discordianism is a plus. After all, there are religious sensitivities to be considered. An appreciation of Alan Watts, Terence McKenna, Robert Anton Wilson and similar lunatics is a bonus.

You have to be a motivational and focusing factor. You will be instrumental in helping him build the charity side of the organization. As the title suggests, you will be dealing with an eccentric thousandaire adult child. Patience is probably key.

You need to be comfortable with being on camera and interacting with the public. Pope Kang will be doing public events and working with charities. If you're into that sort of thing this is for you.

Computer and phone skills are a must. Reliable transportation is crucial. Must be over 21. Must like cats.

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This is a part time paid intern position that could lead to full time. Great extra money for aspiring artists. Starting pay is $15/hr.

Please reply with resume.

Agent MK5
MK-CULTRA
- Tim H.

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Re: Who says there are no good jobs left?

#2 Post by TheConfessor » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:44 pm

Thanks for the lead. $15/hour is more than I made on Million Second Quiz. Is there a phone game?

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Re: Who says there are no good jobs left?

#3 Post by elwoodblues » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:56 pm

Does he offer medical? Is birth control covered?

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Re: Who says there are no good jobs left?

#4 Post by Hale Bopper » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:00 pm

Think of all the great things you could buy with a wage like that! New sneakers! Kool Aid! Friends in the ATF...

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