Transcript 05/19/14 Brian Johnson

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Brian Johnson
White Plains, NY

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Be Prepared
Double Threat
Wearable Statements
Daily Catch
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Question 1 - ?
Tots who would rather drop beats than sing “The Itsy Bitsy Spider” can enjoy a new program in Brooklyn called what?
A. Baby Smooth Jazz School
B. Baby Heavy Metal School
C. Baby Classical School
D. Baby DJ School

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D. Baby DJ School
$10K
Bank - $10K

Question 2 – Daily Catch
A population explosion of lobsters off the coast of Maine has led them to exhibit what unusual behavior?
A. Meditation
B. Cannibalism
C. Land adaptation
D. Choreography

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B. Cannibalism
$7K
Bank - $17K

Question 3 - Wearable Statements
Contemporary artist Damien Hirst teamed with the Olsen twins to produce a $55,000 crocodile backpack adorned with what?
A. Prescription pills
B. EpiPens
C. Band-Aids
D. Gauze pads

JTQ 1

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A. Prescription pills
$15K
Bank - $17K

Question 4 - Double Threat
A once hot-tempered NBA star showed off his softer, parental side with what 2013 book?
A. Goodnight, Melo
B. Metta’s Bedtime Stories
C. Go To Sleep, Kobe
D. If You Give LeBron a Cookie

ATA

ATA results

27% A. Goodnight, Melo
59% B. Metta’s Bedtime Stories
6% C. Go To Sleep, Kobe
8% D. If You Give LeBron a Cookie

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B. Metta’s Bedtime Stories
$3K
Bank - $20K

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Question 5 - Be Prepared
Leaving little to chance, one year before the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russian authorities began stockpiling what?
A. Snow
B. Nesting dolls
C. Furry winter hats
D. Vladimir Putin action figures

Brian says Russia is known for

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furry winter hats and nesting dolls.
Brian makes furry winter hats his final answer.

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A. Snow
Brian leaves with $1K

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Question 3 - Wearable Statements
Contemporary artist Damien Hirst teamed with the Olsen twins to produce a $55,000 crocodile backpack adorned with what?
A. Prescription pills
B. EpiPens
C. Band-Aids
D. Gauze pads

JTQ 1

Spoiler

A. Prescription pills
$15K
Bank - $17K

JTQ 1

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Question 2 – Daily Catch
A population explosion of lobsters off the coast of Maine has led them to exhibit what unusual behavior?
A. Meditation
B. Cannibalism
C. Land adaptation
D. Choreography

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B. Cannibalism
$7K
Bank - $17K

Cedric did a lobster dance to illustrate answer D.

Question 3 - Wearable Statements
Contemporary artist Damien Hirst teamed with the Olsen twins to produce a $55,000 crocodile backpack adorned with what?
A. Prescription pills
B. EpiPens
C. Band-Aids
D. Gauze pads

JTQ 1

Spoiler

A. Prescription pills
$15K
Bank - $17K

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Here's what the bags look like:

Those look like real pills. Is that legal?

The Row and Damien Hirst Multicolored Perscription [sic] Pills backpack retails for a staggering $55,000. The sisters Olsen provided the Nile crocodile handbags, which artist Hirst decorated with a colorful array of pill appliqués. No word on whether the pharmaceuticals are authentic — for his 2000 work The Void, Hirst used 6,000 hand painted resin and plaster pills to fill an enormous stainless steel medicine cabinet – though you’d think that after spending that much money, one would be entitled to a couple of free Xanax to help take the edge off the sticker shock.

Question 4 - Double Threat
A once hot-tempered NBA star showed off his softer, parental side with what 2013 book?
A. Goodnight, Melo
B. Metta’s Bedtime Stories
C. Go To Sleep, Kobe
D. If You Give LeBron a Cookie

ATA

ATA results

27% A. Goodnight, Melo
59% B. Metta’s Bedtime Stories
6% C. Go To Sleep, Kobe
8% D. If You Give LeBron a Cookie

Spoiler

B. Metta’s Bedtime Stories
$3K
Bank - $20K

Brian knows nothing about basketball. Cedric had to explain who

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Metta

is.

Question 5 - Be Prepared
Leaving little to chance, one year before the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russian authorities began stockpiling what?
A. Snow
B. Nesting dolls
C. Furry winter hats
D. Vladimir Putin action figures

Brian says Russia is known for

Spoiler

furry winter hats and nesting dolls.
Brian makes furry winter hats his final answer.

Spoiler

A. Snow
Brian leaves with $1K

Reminds me of an old joke:

Do you know what would happen to the Great Sahara Desert, should they implement Communism over there? For fifty years: nothing. After fifty years: shortage of sand.

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Brian Johnson
White Plains, NY

Question 3 - Wearable Statements
Contemporary artist Damien Hirst teamed with the Olsen twins to produce a $55,000 crocodile backpack adorned with what?
A. Prescription pills
B. EpiPens
C. Band-Aids
D. Gauze pads

JTQ 1

Spoiler

A. Prescription pills
$15K
Bank - $17K

I don't get this one at all. JTQ.