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Jason Lopez
Queens, NY

People in his neighborhood call Jason "J-Lo" ever since "Jenny came from the block". They say that he looks like her from the back but Jason thinks he's got more of a Latino Seth Rogan thing going on.

Topic Tree (randomized):
Flick it Good
Star Substitute
Multitasking
Family Ties
Regrettable Offense
Building a Controversy
Poached Pink
Stay Away
Down Under
????

Question #1 (????):
Because it requires some mouth-to-mouth, the British Heart Association referred to CPR by what more romantic phrase?
A - Embrace of Life
B - Tango of Life
C - Cuddle of Life
D - Kiss of Life

Jason says he's a very romantic person.

Spoiler

Answer: D (Kiss of Life)
Value: $10,000
Bank: $10,000

Question #2 (Down Under):
Now hosting underground, Cold War-themed sleepovers, Arizona's complex 571-7 was once the country's largest what?
A - missile silo
B - titanium mine
C - train tunnel
D - freshwater

Jason doesn't hesitate to give an answer.

Spoiler

Answer: A (missile silo)
Value: $7,000
Bank: $17,000

Question #3 (Stay Away):
On the website Yelp.com, what venue does user "Abe L." give a two star review, writing "Was murdered here. Would not recommend"?
A - Ford's Theater
B - Compass Rose Theater
C - Keegan Theater
D - Folger Theater

Again Jason immediately gives his final answer.

Spoiler

Answer: A (Ford's Theater)
Value: $15,000
Bank: $32,000

Question #4 (Poached Pink):
To deter poachers, the Dinokeng Game Reserve in South Africa is injecting what animals' horns with pink dye to lessen their value?
A - lions
B - zebras
C - rhinos
D - hippos

Jason says only one of these has horns.

Spoiler

Answer: C (rhinos)
Value: $3,000
Bank: $35,000

Question #5 (Building a Controversy):
What model's controversial quote "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" became a children's T-shirt slogan in the UK?
A - Naomi Campbell
B - Kate Moss
C - Gisele Bundchen
D - Adriana Lima

Jason says "I'm going to have to go..." then hesitates. He then notes that

Spoiler

Kate Moss is the skinniest of the ones up there

so that's his final answer.

Spoiler

Answer: B (Kate Moss)
Value: $5,000
Bank: $40,000

commercial break

Question #6 (Regrettable Offense):
Although tension with Axl Rose caused him to quit the band shortly after its inception, who was the "Guns" of Guns N' Roses?
A - Traci Guns
B - Kirk Guns
C - Eddie Guns
D - Frank Guns

Jason says one of his best friends will kill him for not knowing this but Jason's going to have to jump the question.

Spoiler

Answer: A (Traci Guns)
Value: $100
Bank: $40,000 (unchanged)

Question #7 (Family Ties):
At the age of 27, which of these authors married his 13-year-old cousin Virginia?
A - Charles Dickens
B - Mark Twain
C - Edgar Allan Poe
D - Herman Melville

Cedric jokes that that was a weird family. Jason says that you wouldn't find that in New York City. Jason decides to jump this question also.

Spoiler

Answer: C (Edgar Allan Poe)
Value: $1,000
Bank: $40,000 (unchanged)

Question #8 (Multitasking):
Alluding to his discovery of relativity, a famous quote often attributed to Einstein reads, "I thought of that while" doing what?
A - "buttering my toast"
B - "tying my shoes"
C - "riding my bicycle"
D - "watering my plants"

Jason says that he'll have to go with

Spoiler

B

.

Spoiler

Answer: C ("riding my bicycle")
Value: unrevealed
Bank: $1,000 (consolation prize)

commercial break

MILLIONAIRE "QUESTION OF THE DAY":
An ad for the Hard Rock Cafe that referenced a famous song by Queen featured which of the following slogans?
A - All you need is lunch
B - Come on baby, light my grill
C - We will, we will feed you
D - Good libations

Question of the Day answer

C (We will, we will feed you)

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question #3 (Stay Away):
On the website Yelp.com, what venue does user "Abe L." give a two star review, writing "Was murdered here. Would not recommend"?
A - Ford's Theater
B - Compass Rose Theater
C - Keegan Theater
D - Folger Theater

Again Jason immediately gives his final answer.

Spoiler

Answer: A (Ford's Theater)
Value: $15,000
Bank: $32,000

Even as a Bored gh0st, I have to say that this is an unfair review. As the old joke goes, Other than that (Mr.) Lincoln, how was the play?

Question #5 (Building a Controversy):
What model's controversial quote "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" became a children's T-shirt slogan in the UK?
A - Naomi Campbell
B - Kate Moss
C - Gisele Bundchen
D - Adriana Lima

Jason says "I'm going to have to go..." then hesitates. He then notes that

Spoiler

Kate Moss is the skinniest of the ones up there

so that's his final answer.

Spoiler

Answer: B (Kate Moss)
Value: $5,000
Bank: $40,000

WWOQ. JTQ 1.

Question #6 (Regrettable Offense):
Although tension with Axl Rose caused him to quit the band shortly after its inception, who was the "Guns" of Guns N' Roses?
A - Traci Guns
B - Kirk Guns
C - Eddie Guns
D - Frank Guns

Jason says one of his best friends will kill him for not knowing this but Jason's going to have to jump the question.

Spoiler

Answer: A (Traci Guns)
Value: $100
Bank: $40,000 (unchanged)

ATA and pray.

Question #8 (Multitasking):
Alluding to his discovery of relativity, a famous quote often attributed to Einstein reads, "I thought of that while" doing what?
A - "buttering my toast"
B - "tying my shoes"
C - "riding my bicycle"
D - "watering my plants"

Jason says that he'll have to go with

Spoiler

B

.

Spoiler

Answer: C ("riding my bicycle")
Value: unrevealed
Bank: $1,000 (consolation prize)

JTQ 2.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Jason Lopez
Queens, NY

People in his neighborhood call Jason "J-Lo" ever since "Jenny came from the block". They say that he looks like her from the back but Jason thinks he's got more of a Latino Seth Rogan thing going on.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question #5 (Building a Controversy):
What model's controversial quote "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" became a children's T-shirt slogan in the UK?
A - Naomi Campbell
B - Kate Moss
C - Gisele Bundchen
D - Adriana Lima

Jason says "I'm going to have to go..." then hesitates. He then notes that

Spoiler

Kate Moss is the skinniest of the ones up there

so that's his final answer.

Spoiler

Answer: B (Kate Moss)
Value: $5,000
Bank: $40,000

I'll JTQ.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question #6 (Regrettable Offense):
Although tension with Axl Rose caused him to quit the band shortly after its inception, who was the "Guns" of Guns N' Roses?
A - Traci Guns
B - Kirk Guns
C - Eddie Guns
D - Frank Guns

Jason says one of his best friends will kill him for not knowing this but Jason's going to have to jump the question.

Spoiler

Answer: A (Traci Guns)
Value: $100
Bank: $40,000 (unchanged)

Time for another JTQ.