Lyrically Speaking - 2/5/14
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:52 am
I was quite flatulated when LB asked me to decompose a Wacky Wednesday game for his testicular contest. I dug down deep into my suppository of carnal knowledge, and came up with these twelve cunnilingual songs that ejaculate such wonderful mammaries. This brothel of titular tunes calls to mind the great musical pioneer Dingle Berry... excuse me, Popped Cherry, who played the hyman like a masturbator. Being a gonad of the fancy word myself, I have chosen these twelve songs for their erectile words and odd vocabulary. I hope this game brings you great fornication and constipation, if I may be so pubical...
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...
1. If it seems a little time is needed
Decisions to be made
The good advice of friends unheeded
The best of plans mislaid
2. On ITV and BBC
They talk about the curse
Philosophy is useless
Theology is worse
3. I'm breaking in and shaping up
The checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Whoa
4. Don't get me wrong
I'm really not souped
Ego trips is not my thing
All these strange relationships really gets me down
I see nothing wrong in spreading myself around
5. Wheels get locked in place
Stupid look on my face
It comes to makin' a pass, pretty mama
I just can't win a race
6. Beatniks and politics, nothing is new
A yardstick for lunatics, one point of view
7. And keep talking that mess, that's fine
Could you walk and talk at the same time
And it's my name that's on that Jag
So remove your bags
Let me call you a cab
8. I said 'ooh I like your style'
She said 'my car's broke down and you seem real nice, '
'Would you let me ride?'
I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell
The next stop is the east side motel
9. Born & raised as a rich man's son
You were always the restless one
Living high only made you low
So you packed up & hit the road
10. Reasoned verse some prose or rhyme
Lose themselves in other times
And waiting hopes cast silent spells
That speak in clouded clues
11. Is this the age of the thunder and rage
Can you feel the ground move round your feet
If you take one step closer, it`ll lead to another
The crossroad above`s where we meet I shout out for shelter,
I need you for something
The whole world is out, they`re all on the street
12. Sometimes you say you will, sometimes you say you won't
You always keep me waiting, waiting, hesitating, hey yeah
At times I think you do, at times I think you don't
My mind is rollerskating, skipping, jumping rope, and fading
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has an unusual or big word in its title.
5 Point Bonus: Besides Jim Carrey, name any one of the other three cast members of the show "In Living Color" who were regulars for all five seasons of the show's run.
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...
1. If it seems a little time is needed
Decisions to be made
The good advice of friends unheeded
The best of plans mislaid
2. On ITV and BBC
They talk about the curse
Philosophy is useless
Theology is worse
3. I'm breaking in and shaping up
The checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Whoa
4. Don't get me wrong
I'm really not souped
Ego trips is not my thing
All these strange relationships really gets me down
I see nothing wrong in spreading myself around
5. Wheels get locked in place
Stupid look on my face
It comes to makin' a pass, pretty mama
I just can't win a race
6. Beatniks and politics, nothing is new
A yardstick for lunatics, one point of view
7. And keep talking that mess, that's fine
Could you walk and talk at the same time
And it's my name that's on that Jag
So remove your bags
Let me call you a cab
8. I said 'ooh I like your style'
She said 'my car's broke down and you seem real nice, '
'Would you let me ride?'
I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell
The next stop is the east side motel
9. Born & raised as a rich man's son
You were always the restless one
Living high only made you low
So you packed up & hit the road
10. Reasoned verse some prose or rhyme
Lose themselves in other times
And waiting hopes cast silent spells
That speak in clouded clues
11. Is this the age of the thunder and rage
Can you feel the ground move round your feet
If you take one step closer, it`ll lead to another
The crossroad above`s where we meet I shout out for shelter,
I need you for something
The whole world is out, they`re all on the street
12. Sometimes you say you will, sometimes you say you won't
You always keep me waiting, waiting, hesitating, hey yeah
At times I think you do, at times I think you don't
My mind is rollerskating, skipping, jumping rope, and fading
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has an unusual or big word in its title.
5 Point Bonus: Besides Jim Carrey, name any one of the other three cast members of the show "In Living Color" who were regulars for all five seasons of the show's run.



