WWTBAM Bored

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:42 am**

Now that I've (hic!) cleared all of those stupid mangy rodents out of the way, it's time for a little Wacky Wednesday Kitty Sandwich style! Oh yeah... I was going to take the year off to give all the pussies on the Bored a break, but my public demands my usual tribute to the four letter word. OK, suckers, here you go! Don't forget to wipe after you're done playing... I'll be using the bidet as a jacuzzi for myself and the Fanster.... mrrowwwllll!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:52 am**

I won't win, but at least I'm the first to play.

Spoiler

1. Help, Beatles
3. Roar, Katy Perry
12. Cups, Anna Kendrick

Kroxquo Bonus: Girl, Beatles

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:10 am**

Spoiler

ShitSandwich wrote:Now that I've (hic!) cleared all of those stupid mangy rodents out of the way, it's time for a little Wacky Wednesday Kitty Sandwich style! Oh yeah... I was going to take the year off to give all the pussies on the Bored a break, but my public demands my usual tribute to the four letter word. OK, suckers, here you go! Don't forget to wipe after you're done playing... I'll be using the bidet as a jacuzzi for myself and the Fanster.... mrrowwwllll!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

HELP!, The Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

FART, Silent But Deadly

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

PISS, Mellow Yellow

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

TRUE, Tears for Fears

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

FUCK, The In and Outs

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

COCK, The Long and Hards

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

DICK, The Schlongs

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

CUNT, The MoFos

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

MOFO, The Cunts

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

WANG, The Chungs

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

DONG, The Dingalings

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

SUCK, The Smilers

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

GIRL, The Beatles

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

2,3,5,7

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

8

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:28 am**

Spoiler

1. Help - The Beatles
2. Epic - Faith No More
3. Roar - Katy Perry
4. nope
5. Lady - Little River Band
6. nope
7. nope
8. Fins - Jimmy Buffet
9. nope
10. nope
11. nope
12. nope

Kroxquo Bonus: Bangs - TMBG

Mecca Bonus: 1,5,6,7

5 Point Bonus: 6

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:30 am**

I got 'em all answered for once

They're not all correct, but they are answered, and within the theme.

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help! - The Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

Jump - Van Halen

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

Skyfall - Adele

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

True - Spandau Ballet

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

Lady - Little River Band

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Shine - the Newsboys

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

Easy - The Commodores

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

Smile - Herb Alpert - Not many Herb Alpert songs make lyrically speaking. I wonder why that is?

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

Shakedown - Bob Seiger

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

Hair - The Partridge Family

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

Heaven - Brian Adams

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Shameless - Garth Brooks

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

One - Three Dog Night - I think that is THE Krox.

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

2,3,6,& 8

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

1 Richard Starkey? Really? I think I remember.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:36 am**

Not that is needs it.

ShitSandwich wrote:Now that I've (hic!) cleared all of those stupid mangy rodents out of the way, it's time for a little Wacky Wednesday Kitty Sandwich style! Oh yeah... I was going to take the year off to give all the pussies on the Bored a break, but my public demands my usual tribute to the four letter word. OK, suckers, here you go! Don't forget to wipe after you're done playing... I'll be using the bidet as a jacuzzi for myself and the Fanster.... mrrowwwllll!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help! Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:02 am**

Spoiler

1. Help - The Beatles
I've said it before and I'l say it again: Mike Hunt needs no help!

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
It's a good day when you can feel, hear and see Mike Hunt!

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely
If you rock the boat with Mike Hunt, a mess will surely follow!

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)
Putting a tongue on Mike Hunt will quickly dissolve your nerves

5. Lady - The Little River Band
You don't have to go Down Under to enjoy Mike Hunt (just down)!

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Mike Hunt is never broken and never needs repair

7. Easy - The Commodores
Is Mike Hunt easy? Like a Sunday morning!

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.
Nothing like a roll in the sand with Mike Hunt

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my
Mike Hunt is already in place. Oh my, oh my. Oh my, oh my. Oh my, oh my, Oh my, oh my!

10. Baby you hold Mike Hunt tight
Cause you can make Mike Hunt right
You can shoot Mike Hunt straight to the top
Give me love and take Mike Hunt

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home
Mike Hunt is always home. Right behind that window and door.

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?
Mike Hunt is sweet company and Mike Hunt says YES!

Kroxquo Bonus:
Jane - (Jefferson) Starship
Is that Mike Hunt playin' a game of hide and seek?

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)
7,5,1,12

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?
#1

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:13 am**

Spoiler

1. Help/The Beatles
4. True/Spandau Ballet
7. Easy/The Commodores
10. Fame/Irene Cara

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

by

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

I'll go with the ones I knew: 1, 4, 7, and 10

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

Number six???

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:28 pm**

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help - Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

True - Spandau Ballet

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

Fins - Jimmy Buffett

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

Fire - Pointer Ssiters

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

Fire - The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. A criminally underplayed song.

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001? 4, 6, 8, 9

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:46 pm**

Spoiler

Now that I've (hic!) cleared all of those stupid mangy rodents out of the way, it's time for a little Wacky Wednesday Kitty Sandwich style! Oh yeah... I was going to take the year off to give all the pussies on the Bored a break, but my public demands my usual tribute to the four letter word. OK, suckers, here you go! Don't forget to wipe after you're done playing... I'll be using the bidet as a jacuzzi for myself and the Fanster.... mrrowwwllll!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help - Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

Fire - Pointer Sisters

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)
1, 3, 5, 7.

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:57 pm**

Spoiler

1.) Help - The Beatles, 4.) True - Spandau Ballet, 5.) Lady - , 10.) Fame - Irene Cara, 11.) Good - . Krox: Hush - Deep Purple. Mecca Bonus: 3, 4, 8, 10. 5 Point Bonus: #9.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:11 pm**

Spoiler

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help - Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

True - Spandau Ballet

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

Lady - Little River Band

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

Easy - Keith Carradine
or
Easy Like Autoerotic Asphixiation - David Carradine

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

Darn

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

Dang

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

Drat

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Heck

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

Gold - John Stewart

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

4, 5, 7, 8

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

I don't think Ringo Starr was ever a contestant so we can rule out #1. Let's go with #5.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:50 pm**

Spoiler

ShitSandwich wrote:Now that I've (hic!) cleared all of those stupid mangy rodents out of the way, it's time for a little Wacky Wednesday Kitty Sandwich style! Oh yeah... I was going to take the year off to give all the pussies on the Bored a break, but my public demands my usual tribute to the four letter word. OK, suckers, here you go! Don't forget to wipe after you're done playing... I'll be using the bidet as a jacuzzi for myself and the Fanster.... mrrowwwllll!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help - The Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

Can't feel it, see it, or hear it today - some group

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

Roar - Katie Perry.

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

little fetish around tongues today?

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

Vortex- The Polar Bears

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Hurt - Johnny Cash (Worst Song EVEH!)

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

Restraints - Colorado Border Services

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

Cruisin - Saucycat and the Boyz

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

Leaking - the LBN Trio

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

Gigalo - Anna Nicole Smith

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

Dustbunnies - Molly Maids Unite

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Bye-bye - The End Gamers

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today. Thriller - Michael Jackson

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? 2, 4, 6, 8, (10 possible points)

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001? Ringo Starr?

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:54 pm**

ShitSandwich

Now that I've (hic!) cleared all of those stupid mangy rodents out of the way, it's time for a little Wacky Wednesday Kitty Sandwich style! Oh yeah... I was going to take the year off to give all the pussies on the Bored a break, but my public demands my usual tribute to the four letter word. OK, suckers, here you go! Don't forget to wipe after you're done playing... I'll be using the bidet as a jacuzzi for myself and the Fanster.... mrrowwwllll!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help!-- The Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

Epic -- Faith No More

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

Roar -- Katy Perry

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

True -- Spandau Ballet

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

Lady -- Little River Band

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Hurt -- Nine Inch Nails or johnny Cash

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

Easy -- Lionel Richie

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

Fins -- Jimmy Buffett

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

Fame -- Irene Cara

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Cups -- Anna Kendrick. Just saw Pitch Perfect for the first time the other night, which is weird considering my love of choral music and a cappella groups, but I fell in love with Anna Kendrick when she did this song on some talk show -- The Daily Show, I think. The best a cappella group performing today, IMNSHO, is Straight No Chaser, featuring my former student Steve Morgan.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today. Yeah -- Usher

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points) #s 3, 4, 7, 10.

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

Hoping it's not one of the ones I don't know and guessing #2 -- it just seems to make the most sense.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:43 pm**

Spoiler

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help - The Beatles

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:55 pm**

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help!-The Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

Ouch!-The Cut Feet

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

Roar-Katy Perry

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

True-Spandau Ballet

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

Lady-Little River Band

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Hurt-Johnny Cash

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

Easy-Commodores

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

Fins-Jimmy Buffett

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

Oops!-Achmed The Dead Terrorist

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

Fame-Irene Cara

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

Good-Better Than Ezra

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Nope-The Girls With Higher Standards

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

Stop!-The James Gang

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

4. 5, 8, 10

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

11

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:49 pm**

Getting two songs with similar titles mixed up and giving the wrong artist is more embarrassing when you follow it with a joke based on the wrong artist.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:52 pm**

ShitSandwich

Now that I've (hic!) cleared all of those stupid mangy rodents out of the way, it's time for a little Wacky Wednesday Kitty Sandwich style! Oh yeah... I was going to take the year off to give all the pussies on the Bored a break, but my public demands my usual tribute to the four letter word. OK, suckers, here you go! Don't forget to wipe after you're done playing... I'll be using the bidet as a jacuzzi for myself and the Fanster.... mrrowwwllll!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

"Help" - The Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

"Fame" - Irene Cara

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

"Fame" - Irene Cara

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

"True" - Spandau Ballet

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

"Lady" - Little River Band

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

"Fame" - Irene Cara

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

"Fame" - Irene Cara

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

"Fame" - Irene Cara

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

"Fame" - Irene Cara

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

"Fame" - Irene Cara

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

"Fame" - Irene Cara

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

"Fame" - Irene Cara

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

"Hurt" - Johnny Cash

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

# 1, 4, 5, and 11

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

# 6

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:36 pm**

Spoiler

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.
Help - The Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely
Roar - Katy Perry

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)
True - Spandau Ballet

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.
Hush - Deep Purple

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)
1, 4,6,9

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?
1

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:11 pm**

Spoiler

1. Help - The Beatles
2. I guess this is the Faith No More song (see five point bonus)
3. Roar - Katy Perry
4. True - Spandau Ballet
5. Lady - Little River Band
6. Hurt - Johnny Cash
7. Easy - Lionel Richie
8. Fins - Jimmy Buffett
9. Nope (Unless THIS is the Faith No More song)
10. Fame - Irene Cara
11. Nope (unless THIS etc.)
12. Nope (" " ")

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

Jump - Kriss Kross

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

#4 - True
#5 - Lady
#7 - Easy

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

The drummer for Faith No More was on WWTBAM. BUT, that's about all I know about Faith No More. So ....

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:32 pm**

Spoiler

1. Help, the Beatles
2.
3.
4. True, Spandau Ballet
5. Lady, Little River Band
6.
7. Easy, Lionel Richie
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
Blanket WAG Fire for the remaining odd ones and Jump for the remaining even ones
Kroxquo Bonus: Time, the Poco Seco Singers
Mecca Bonus: 4, 5, and 7 but not 1; WAG #2 for the fourth one
5 Point Bonus: #8 (WAG)

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:38 am**

Done!

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help, The Beatles

2. Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

Lady, Little River Band

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

Easy, James Taylor

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today. Ohio, Crosby, Stills & Nash

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points) 1, 5, 7, 11

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001? No. 2

--Bob

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:25 am**

ShitSandwich

Now that I've (hic!) cleared all of those stupid mangy rodents out of the way, it's time for a little Wacky Wednesday Kitty Sandwich style! Oh yeah... I was going to take the year off to give all the pussies on the Bored a break, but my public demands my usual tribute to the four letter word. OK, suckers, here you go! Don't forget to wipe after you're done playing... I'll be using the bidet as a jacuzzi for myself and the Fanster.... mrrowwwllll!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help! - Beatles

2. Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

Epic - Faith No More

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely

Roar - Katy Perry

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)

True - Spandau Ballet

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

Lady - LRB

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Nope

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah

Easy - Commodores

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.

Nope

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my

Done - The Band Perry

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got

Fame - Irene Cara

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home

Good - Better Than Ezra

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?

Cups - Anna Kendrick

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today.

Torn - Natalie Imbruglia

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points)

3, 4, 7 & 11

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001?

The only professional drummer I recall on WWtBaM is Mike Bordin. That means #2.

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:51 am**

Spoiler

Now that I've (hic!) cleared all of those stupid mangy rodents out of the way, it's time for a little Wacky Wednesday Kitty Sandwich style! Oh yeah... I was going to take the year off to give all the pussies on the Bored a break, but my public demands my usual tribute to the four letter word. OK, suckers, here you go! Don't forget to wipe after you're done playing... I'll be using the bidet as a jacuzzi for myself and the Fanster.... mrrowwwllll!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured,
Now I find
I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.
Help – The Beatles

2. Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
Barf - Mr. Creosote

***Proudly sponsored by Wafer Thin Mints and Triscuit

3. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely
Roar – Katy Perry

4. With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
Listening to Marvin (all night long.)
True – Spandeau Ballet

5. Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart
Lady - Little River Band

6. I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Hurt – Johnny Cash

7. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
And I´m not happy when I try to fake it yeah
Easy – The Commodores
***Not to be confused with “I’m Easy” – Taylor Swift

8. She's saving up all of her money,
Wants to head it south in May,
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man,
Somewhere down Montserrat way.
Fins – Jimmy Buffett

9. You crossed the line too many times,
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised
When I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my
Snot – The Phlegm Wads

10. Baby you hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me stright to the top
Give me love and take all I got
Fame – The Cast of Glee (except for the dead guy)

11. Looking around the house
Hidden behind the window and the door
Searching for signs of life
But there's nobody home
Peep – Willie Wanker & The Weinies

12. I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say?
Piss – Bear Grylls

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits Kitty Sandwich could have used today. Ohio – Neil Young

Mecca Bonus: Four of the songs above have been on the Mecca CD. Which numbers? (10 possible points) 1, 4, 5 and 8

5 Point Bonus: The drummer on which of the songs above appeared as a contestant on WWTBAM just a few shows before my episode back in January 2001? 2

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:13 am**

Spoiler

Jackpot today!

1. Help - The Beatles
3. Roar - Katy Perry
6. Hurt - Johnny Cash
7. Easy - Lionel Ritchie
8. Fins - Jimmy Buffett
9. Done - The Band Perry

Kroxquo Bonus: Addicted - Kelly Clarkson
Mecca Bonus: 1, 7, 8, 9
5 Point Bonus: 9

WWTBAM Bored

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