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Watching the Houston Vandy game -Birmingham
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:40 pm
by Beebs52
And it brought back meeemories. Met Sliver for the first time. We exclaimed we were glad we dint turn out to be ax murderers since we shared a room. Tho she did have a potato peeler in her suitcase... This was my first BAM audition, where they videoed, interviewed in groups of five. You had to DO something entertaining and I was sicker than a dog and felt, oh shit. So I did armfarts. Could that explain my nonsuccess? Hmmm
Re: Watching the Houston Vandy game -Birmingham
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:33 pm
by silvercamaro
Beebs52 wrote:And it brought back meeemories. Met Sliver for the first time. We exclaimed we were glad we dint turn out to be ax murderers since we shared a room. Tho she did have a potato peeler in her suitcase... This was my first BAM audition, where they videoed, interviewed in groups of five. You had to DO something entertaining and I was sicker than a dog and felt, oh shit. So I did armfarts. Could that explain my nonsuccess? Hmmm
Perhaps your rendition of "Amazing Grace" wasn't the best possible musical choice for armfarts.
I remain mystified myownself by the potato peeler, which was in my purse, not my suitcase. (Nice work, TSA!) Still, it would have been an excellent defensive weapon if I'd met a terrorist or mugger who was a couch potato.
Re: Watching the Houston Vandy game -Birmingham
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:55 am
by TheConfessor
silvercamaro wrote:Beebs52 wrote:And it brought back meeemories. Met Sliver for the first time. We exclaimed we were glad we dint turn out to be ax murderers since we shared a room. Tho she did have a potato peeler in her suitcase... This was my first BAM audition, where they videoed, interviewed in groups of five. You had to DO something entertaining and I was sicker than a dog and felt, oh shit. So I did armfarts. Could that explain my nonsuccess? Hmmm
Perhaps your rendition of "Amazing Grace" wasn't the best possible musical choice for armfarts.
I remain mystified myownself by the potato peeler, which was in my purse, not my suitcase. (Nice work, TSA!) Still, it would have been an excellent defensive weapon if I'd met a terrorist or mugger who was a couch potato.
If this was the first round of auditions in late 2000, TSA did not exist at the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transporta ... nistration
Re: Watching the Houston Vandy game -Birmingham
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:25 am
by silvercamaro
TheConfessor wrote:silvercamaro wrote:Beebs52 wrote:And it brought back meeemories. Met Sliver for the first time. We exclaimed we were glad we dint turn out to be ax murderers since we shared a room. Tho she did have a potato peeler in her suitcase... This was my first BAM audition, where they videoed, interviewed in groups of five. You had to DO something entertaining and I was sicker than a dog and felt, oh shit. So I did armfarts. Could that explain my nonsuccess? Hmmm
Perhaps your rendition of "Amazing Grace" wasn't the best possible musical choice for armfarts.
I remain mystified myownself by the potato peeler, which was in my purse, not my suitcase. (Nice work, TSA!) Still, it would have been an excellent defensive weapon if I'd met a terrorist or mugger who was a couch potato.
If this was the first round of auditions in late 2000, TSA did not exist at the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transporta ... nistration
You are correct, sir, and I apologize for defaming a then-non-existent entity. In the interests of full disclosure, Beebs also did not -- to the best of my knowledge -- play Amazing Grace with her armpits. I bet she could do it if she wanted to, though.
Re: Watching the Houston Vandy game -Birmingham
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:08 am
by littlebeast13
silvercamaro wrote:TheConfessor wrote:silvercamaro wrote:
Perhaps your rendition of "Amazing Grace" wasn't the best possible musical choice for armfarts.
I remain mystified myownself by the potato peeler, which was in my purse, not my suitcase. (Nice work, TSA!) Still, it would have been an excellent defensive weapon if I'd met a terrorist or mugger who was a couch potato.
If this was the first round of auditions in late 2000, TSA did not exist at the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transporta ... nistration
You are correct, sir, and I apologize for defaming a then-non-existent entity. In the interests of full disclosure, Beebs also did not -- to the best of my knowledge -- play Amazing Grace with her armpits. I bet she could do it if she wanted to, though.
Armpit farting should have been an awesome hook! Much better than the successful one I used.... sleeping through the interview....
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