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Uncle of North Korean honcho Kim Jong Un, supposedly the second most powerful man in the country, fell out of favor rather abruptly and was executed following being convicted by a military tribunal as a "traitor to the nation for the ages." Among Jang's supposed crimes were faction building, corruption, drug use, and womanizing (which sounds about like an average U.S. politician).

From the government report:

It is an elementary obligation of a human being to repay trust with sense of obligation and benevolence with loyalty. However, despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery in betrayal of such profound trust and warmest paternal love shown by the party and the leader for him. ..

I don't think they have real good retirement benefits in North Korea.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/worl ... d/4003013/

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