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WHERE HAVE THE PROMOS BEEN FOR THIS YEAR'S MERRY MEN PARADE!?!? HAVE I JUST BEEN BLIND, DEAF, OR MAYBE A LITTLE DEAD AND MISSED THEM!?

LIVE FROM THE OXI-CLEAN STREETS OF GASTONIA, NORTH CAROLINA, IT'S THE 13TH ANNUAL PARADE OF MERRY MEN!!! I DON'T SEE MANY PEOPLE OUT HERE TODAY... MAYBE IF I SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER THEY WILL COME!!!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! SINCE I AM LEADING OFF THE PARADE, I MUST BE THE GRAND MARSHAL! FREE BIG CITY SLIDERS FOR ME FROM THE CONCESSION STAND!!!

I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...

I'll keep the mace handy, though, just in case....

I finally get to act on my worst behavior in the parade since I'm a lame duck! I think I'll moon flock as my float goes by him....

Who wants a blow pop?

We may as well get on board the parade route since we're used to nobody watching us...

How did I lose out on grand marshal duties to some dead bearded bag of hot air?

Quit whining, Rainbow Ass, and pull harder on my float! I want to get back home before the turkey is served!

Wow wow wow.... the parade route echoes just like Olympic Stadium used to!

Any of you fine ladies want to twerk with me down the parade route?

There's a really big junior high school ping pong match we could be broadcasting right now that would draw more interest and sponsorship dollars than this freak show....

Even I find this to be boring.

hurray.

Where's the candy?

Most of the parades I march in are much livelier than this one!

Let's try making it rain glitter!

HEY!

Anyone know which way to the CSLS thread? We were supposed to play for some Stumblebums...

I'd say it's about time all of the sinners left this Bored, but the lack of penance checks has really been cutting into my quality of life the Lord has demanded of me! You all better start breaking some commandments, or I'll send a plague of possums!

This parade is brilliant! I love a one man act!

Oh good, it doesn't look like I've missed anything!

One word of advice.... avoid the langostinos at Red Lobster! Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh.....

It's easy to get distracted at a parade like.... SPROTSIE!!!

I've seen some bad things in all my years sitting here, but this really takes the glowing potato...

This looks like a good place to discuss my latest clandestine operation in total secrecy...

There isn't going to be much for Kiki to clean up tomorrow, is there?

Get your hot pretzels here! Hot pretzels here!

You want mustard with that?

I've never seen such a shitty parade before in my life!

CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...

Yeah, I think half of the MM who normally join the parade are AWOL, this year.

HotPretzelVendor wrote:Get your hot pretzels here! Hot pretzels here!

You want mustard with that?

Might I recommend a different condiment?