Transcript 9/6/2013 (1st show) - Jackie Fuchs
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:11 pm
Jackie Fuchs (bassplayingsugarplum)
Los Angeles, CA
Occupation
Jackie was in the band "The Runaways". Their song "Cherry Bomb" is touted as one of the 50 greatest rock and roll songs ever. Jackie is excited and wants to tell Cedric a secret - she's more excited about meeting him. They hug.
Cedric says that it's Dennis that does the randomizing. Cedric calls him "Computer" because it makes him sound smart.
Topic Tree (randomized):
Book 'Em
Top Dog
Building a Controversy
Sticker Shock
Taboo Terminology
A Roadside Attraction
In Poor Taste
A Clear Sign
Trash Talk
Brooklyn Bridge
Cedric asks if Jackie is ready. She replies, "I'm not sure I'm ready for 'Brooklyn Bridge' - I'm an LA girl."
Question #1 (Brooklyn Bridge):
Because he often went underwater to check on the Brooklyn Bridge's foundation, architect Washington Roebling became paralyzed by what condition?
A - the bends
B - pneumonia
C - stroke
D - scurvy
Jackie answers right away.
Question #2 (Trash Talk):
"So stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight" is one example of a type of popular joke that begins with what phrase?
A - Yo aunt
B - Yo older sister
C - Yo second cousin
D - Yo mamma
Again Jackie gives an immediate answer.
Jackie says she's feeling good now and Cedric says he can see it.
Question #3 (A Clear Sign):
Although they don't wear jewelry, one giveaway that an Amish is married is his what?
A - French manicure
B - flip flops
C - bleached hair
D - beard
commercial break
Question #4 (In Poor Taste):
What beverage created in 1965 did a critic say tasted like urine, prompting creator Robert Cade to personally sample and compare the two liquids?
A - Tang
B - Gatorade
C - Mountain Dew
D - Sunny Delight
Jackie said that she personally has had only two of the four and they both tasted like urine - she thinks. She really doesn't know this so she's going to jump the question.
Afterward Cedric says that Cade reported that there was a distinct difference between the two.
Question #5 (A Roadside Attraction):
Boston's MOBA displays all generated artwork, so long as each piece is really, really what?
A - bedazzled
B - barbaric
C - Biblical
D - bad
Jackie says she doesn't think it's and she can't imagine anyone calling a piece of art .
Question #6 (Taboo Terminology):
Which of these words comes from an Arabic term roughly meaning "forbidden place"?
A - sauna
B - kiosk
C - harem
D - gazebo.
commercial break
MILLIONAIRE "QUESTION OF THE DAY"
Boasting over 50,000 members, the Iron Butt Assocation caters to enthusiasts of what?
A - hang gliding
B - deer hunting
C - bungee jumping
D - motorcycle riding
Question #7 (Sticker Shock):
Boasting it "helps sell records," what rap act put on their own "explicit content" sticker on 1987's "Rhyme Pays"?
A - Public Enemy
B - LL Cool J
C - Ice-T
D - Beastie Boys
Jackie isn't big on rap. She thinks she knows this but she decides to ask the audience.
Jackie says it's not a huge number but is the answer she was thinking of so she goes with the audience's answer.
END OF SHOW "NOISE"
Los Angeles, CA
Occupation
Jackie was in the band "The Runaways". Their song "Cherry Bomb" is touted as one of the 50 greatest rock and roll songs ever. Jackie is excited and wants to tell Cedric a secret - she's more excited about meeting him. They hug.
Cedric says that it's Dennis that does the randomizing. Cedric calls him "Computer" because it makes him sound smart.
Topic Tree (randomized):
Book 'Em
Top Dog
Building a Controversy
Sticker Shock
Taboo Terminology
A Roadside Attraction
In Poor Taste
A Clear Sign
Trash Talk
Brooklyn Bridge
Cedric asks if Jackie is ready. She replies, "I'm not sure I'm ready for 'Brooklyn Bridge' - I'm an LA girl."
Question #1 (Brooklyn Bridge):
Because he often went underwater to check on the Brooklyn Bridge's foundation, architect Washington Roebling became paralyzed by what condition?
A - the bends
B - pneumonia
C - stroke
D - scurvy
Jackie answers right away.
Spoiler
Answer: A (the bends)
Value: $100
Bank: $100
Value: $100
Bank: $100
"So stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight" is one example of a type of popular joke that begins with what phrase?
A - Yo aunt
B - Yo older sister
C - Yo second cousin
D - Yo mamma
Again Jackie gives an immediate answer.
Spoiler
Answer: D (Yo mamma)
Value: $10,000
Bank: $10,100
She says, "Yo mamma" and Cedric replies, "No sir, why'd you say my momma?" Then Jackie jokes that she thought "The blonde" would be an answer.
Value: $10,000
Bank: $10,100
She says, "Yo mamma" and Cedric replies, "No sir, why'd you say my momma?" Then Jackie jokes that she thought "The blonde" would be an answer.
Question #3 (A Clear Sign):
Although they don't wear jewelry, one giveaway that an Amish is married is his what?
A - French manicure
B - flip flops
C - bleached hair
D - beard
Spoiler
Answer: D (beard)
Value: $3,000
Bank: $13,100
Value: $3,000
Bank: $13,100
Question #4 (In Poor Taste):
What beverage created in 1965 did a critic say tasted like urine, prompting creator Robert Cade to personally sample and compare the two liquids?
A - Tang
B - Gatorade
C - Mountain Dew
D - Sunny Delight
Jackie said that she personally has had only two of the four and they both tasted like urine - she thinks. She really doesn't know this so she's going to jump the question.
Spoiler
Answer: B (Gatorade)
Value: $500
Bank: $13,100 (unchanged)
Value: $500
Bank: $13,100 (unchanged)
Question #5 (A Roadside Attraction):
Boston's MOBA displays all generated artwork, so long as each piece is really, really what?
A - bedazzled
B - barbaric
C - Biblical
D - bad
Jackie says she doesn't think it's
Spoiler
bedazzled or barbaric
Spoiler
"really, really Biblical"
Spoiler
Answer: D (bad)
Value: $1,000
Bank: $14,100
Value: $1,000
Bank: $14,100
Which of these words comes from an Arabic term roughly meaning "forbidden place"?
A - sauna
B - kiosk
C - harem
D - gazebo
Spoiler
Answer: C (harem)
Value: $2,000
Bank: $16,100
Cedric jokes that since Jackie came out with that answer so quickly she must have come from one. Jackie retorts "You remember, we were there together." Cedric says it's time to move on
Value: $2,000
Bank: $16,100
Cedric jokes that since Jackie came out with that answer so quickly she must have come from one. Jackie retorts "You remember, we were there together." Cedric says it's time to move on
commercial break
MILLIONAIRE "QUESTION OF THE DAY"
Boasting over 50,000 members, the Iron Butt Assocation caters to enthusiasts of what?
A - hang gliding
B - deer hunting
C - bungee jumping
D - motorcycle riding
Spoiler
D (motorcycle riding)
Boasting it "helps sell records," what rap act put on their own "explicit content" sticker on 1987's "Rhyme Pays"?
A - Public Enemy
B - LL Cool J
C - Ice-T
D - Beastie Boys
Jackie isn't big on rap. She thinks she knows this but she decides to ask the audience.
Ask the Audience results
A - 47%
B - 10%
C - 22%
D - 21%
B - 10%
C - 22%
D - 21%
Spoiler
Answer: C (Ice-T)
Value: not revealed
Bank: $1,000 (consolation prize)
Value: not revealed
Bank: $1,000 (consolation prize)