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Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:18 am**

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I hope ya’ll paid attention in Sunday school cuz I’m about to test your knowledge of the Good Book. I’ll name the Bible passage, you name the book of the Bible that it can be found. You do not need to give the chapter and verse (unless you want to show off).

Answers are due by Monday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2. Jesus wept.
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee.
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span.
6. Give us this day our daily bread.
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him.
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures.
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field.
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet.
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength.

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:25 am**

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1. Psalms
2, Matthew
3. Ecclesiastes
4. Genesis
5. 1 Samuel
6. Mark
7. Luke
8. Acts
9. John
10. Romans
11. Acts
12. 1 Kings
13. Joshua
14. 1 Kings
15. Judges

BONUS
Daniel

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:35 am**

Brother Nelly, I am personally putting you in charge of ensuring that any heathens out there who happen to miss any parts of this QoD send in a check to my ministry in the amount of $10,000 multiplied by however many parts in which they show they have failed to learn the word of God! Any players who fail to comply with the Lord's demands for cash will be getting paid a visit by either a horde of locusts or the guy who dresses up in my university's silly mascot uniform....

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:42 am**

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Rules: viewtopic.php?p=40443#40443

I hope ya’ll paid attention in Sunday school cuz I’m about to test your knowledge of the Good Book. I’ll name the Bible passage, you name the book of the Bible that it can be found. You do not need to give the chapter and verse (unless you want to show off).

Answers are due by Monday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2. Jesus wept.
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee.
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span.
6. Give us this day our daily bread.
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him.
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures.
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field.
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet.
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength.

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.

I just can't resist this one.

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1. Psalm 23:1
2. John 11:35
3. Ecclesiastes 3:1
4. Genesis 12:1
5. 1 Samuel 17
6. Matthew 6:11
7. Acts
8.
9. 2 Corinthians 5:17
10. James
11. Philippians 4:13
12. Deuteronomy
13. Joshua
14. Revelation 1
15.

Chapter and verse I can do on some, just chapter on others, and neither on the rest.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:13 am**

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I'll say Genesis for them all. Maybe I'll get one right.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:47 am**

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1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. Psalms
2. Jesus wept.
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. Ecclesiastes

4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. Genisis
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span.
6. Give us this day our daily bread.
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him.
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures.
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. Acts
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field.
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet.
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength.

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:56 am**

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1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. PSALMS
2. Jesus wept. MATTHEW
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIATIES
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. GENESIS
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. I SAMUEL
6. Give us this day our daily bread. LUKE
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him. JOHN
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures. PROVERBS
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. ROMANS
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. I CORINTHIANS
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field. GENESIS
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. JUDGES
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet. REVELATION
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength. ISAIAH

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. DANIEL

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:59 am**

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1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. PSALMS
2. Jesus wept. MARK
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. GENESIS
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. II KINGS
6. Give us this day our daily bread. MATTHEW
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him. JOHN
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures. PROVERBS
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. ROMANS
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof. SONG OF SOLOMON
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. GALATIANS
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field. ISAAC
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. JOB
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet. REVELATION
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength. EXODUS

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. DANIEL

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:15 am**

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My jaw is dropped.

That is all

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:20 am**

Old Testament and New Testament are books of the Bible, aren't they?

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1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. Psalms
2. Jesus wept. John?
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. Proverbs?
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. Genesis?
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span.Genesis?
6. Give us this day our daily bread. Matthew
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him. Acts?
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures.
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. Romans?
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. Romans?
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field. Isaiah?
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. Job?
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet. Revelations
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength.

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. Mark?

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:41 am**

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1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. - PSALMS
2. Jesus wept. - MARK
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. - ECCLESIASTES
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. - GENESIS
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. - I KINGS
6. Give us this day our daily bread. - MATTHEW
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him. - ACTS
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures. - PROVERBS
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. - ROMANS
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof. - PROVERBS
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. - ROMANS
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field. - GENESIS
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. - JOSHUA
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet. - REVELATION
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength. - RUTH

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. - DANIEL

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:03 am**

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Ya know, Monsignor just last week was commenting on Catholics' deficiency of Bible study. I'm pretty sure two of the five I'm pretty sure of should have numbers in front of them, but I'm also pretty sure I don't know what those numbers are. Sigh.

1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
Psalms
2. Jesus wept.
Luke
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
Ecclesiates
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee.
Genesis
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span.
Samuel
6. Give us this day our daily bread.
Mark
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him.
John
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures.
Leviticus
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
Corinthians
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
Deuteronomy
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
Timothy
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field.
Mark
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.
Luke
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet.
Joshua
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength.
Isaiah

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.
Exodus

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:31 am**

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18 years of Sunday School don't fail me now.

1. Psalms
2. John
3. Ecclesiastes
4. Genesis
5. Samuel
6. Matthew
7. Acts
8. Sunday School has failed me. I can't even narrow this one down. Lamentations?
9. Sounds like an Epistle. Galatians?
10. Proverbs
11. Phillipians
12. Deuteronomy
13. Judges?
14. Revelation
15. Gotta be a prophet. Amos?

BONUS
Daniel

I did not do as well as I had hoped.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:57 am**

lots more wags

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1. Psalms
2. John
3. Ecclesiastes
4. Genesis
5.
6. Matthew
7. John
8.
9. Corinthians
10. James
11.
12.
13. Joshua
14. Revelations
15. Exodus

Bonus

Daniel

t.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:42 am**

Woo Hoo! Wheelhouse!

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1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. -- Psalm 23

2. Jesus wept. -- John 11

3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. -- Ecclesiastes 3

4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. -- Genesis 12

5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. -- 1 Samuel 17

6. Give us this day our daily bread. -- Matthew 6

7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him. -- Acts (4?)

8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures. -- Job

9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. -- 2 Corinthians 5

10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof. -- James, maybe?

11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. -- Philippians 4

12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field. -- Deuteronomy

13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. -- Joshua (1?)

14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet. -- Revelation 1

15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength. -- Nehemiah (and thanks for getting THAT somg in my head)

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. -- Daniel

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:25 pm**

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1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. = Psalm 23

2. Jesus wept. = John (Gospel)

3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. = Ecclesiastes

4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. = Genesis

5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. = Kings

6. Give us this day our daily bread. = Matthew and one of the other Synoptics

7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him. = Acts of the Apostles

8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures. = Something Old Testamenty, after the Pentateuch

9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. = one of Paul's Epistles, not sure which one.

10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof. = sounds proverbial, I will go with Proverbs

11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. = another Pauline Epistle, not sure which one

12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field. = Old Testament, Exodus or Numbers or Deuteronomy, one of those

13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. = Old Testament, after the Pentateuch, probably Joshua or Samuel or Kings

14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet. = Apocalypse in the true version of the Bible, your quotes sound like the King James, so your Bible probably calls it Revelation

15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength. = Old Testament, one of the Prophets, no idea which one, though

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. = Daniel (the 13th Century Play of Daniel has a very dramatic setting of this; school boys then-- it was composed by students at the Beauvais Cathedral-- really knew their stuff; I love that piece)

Edited just to put it in spoiler form, which I keep forgetting to do. I'm old. So sue me.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:45 pm**

Lots of WAGs, today.

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1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
Psalms
2. Jesus wept.
The Gospel of John
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
Proverbs
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee.
Genesis
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span.
Judges
6. Give us this day our daily bread.
Gospel of Matthew
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him.
Gospel of Mark
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures.
Exodus
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
Corithians
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
Genesis
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
Ephesians
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field.
Exodus
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.
Judges
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet.
Revelation
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength.
Job

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.
Daniel

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:03 pm**

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1. PSALM 23
2. PASS
3. PASS
4. GENESIS
5. SAMUEL
6. MATTHEW
7. PASS
8. JOB
9. PASS
10. PASS
11. PHILIPPIANS
12. PASS
13. PASS
14. PASS
15. PASS

BONUS
DANIEL

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:54 pm**

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Sigh. I only know #3 as coming from Ecclesiastes. And that's only because of Pete Seeger by way of The Byrds.

I know most of the quotes, just don't know the books they came from. I will blanket guess Matthew for #'s 2, 6, 7, 9 and 11.

If Father Beck were still around, this performance would earn me at least 50 Hail Marys.

One of my best friends is a priest. I wonder how well he'd do on this?

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:34 pm**

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Edited because I forgot to spoilerize response

1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. Psalms
2. Jesus wept. John
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. Ecclisiastes (sp?)
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. Genesis
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. First Kings
6. Give us this day our daily bread. Matthew
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him. Mark
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures. Ephesians
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. Romans
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof. Revelations
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. Acts
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field. Colossians
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. Exodus
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet. Isiah
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength. Luke

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. Daniel

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:10 am**

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NellyLunatic1980 wrote: 1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. PSALMS
2. Jesus wept. JOHN
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. EXODUS
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. JOSHUA
6. Give us this day our daily bread. MARK
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him. CORINTHIANS
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures. EPHESIANS
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. MATTHEW
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof. GENESIS
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. CORINTHIANS
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field. RUTH
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. JOB
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet. GALATIANS
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength. LUKE

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. JUDGES

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:21 am**

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Rules: viewtopic.php?p=40443#40443

I hope ya’ll paid attention in Sunday school cuz I’m about to test your knowledge of the Good Book. I’ll name the Bible passage, you name the book of the Bible that it can be found. You do not need to give the chapter and verse (unless you want to show off).

Answers are due by Monday at 5 PM Eastern.

Pretty sure I could have done without the obligatory bible category. I gave up on Sunday school as soon as I was old enough (and brave enough...) to tell my mother I wasn't going and could get away with it.

I think I was about 37...

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1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
The book of Psalms
2. Jesus wept.
The book of the 1991 World Series. Oh wait, that was me.
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
The book of Byrds
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee.
The book of the INS
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span.
The book of American Gladiators
6. Give us this day our daily bread.
The book of Matthew

I give up on the rest. Not my subject.

7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him.
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures.
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field.
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet.
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength.

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:26 am**

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NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Rules: viewtopic.php?p=40443#40443

I hope ya’ll paid attention in Sunday school cuz I’m about to test your knowledge of the Good Book. I’ll name the Bible passage, you name the book of the Bible that it can be found. You do not need to give the chapter and verse (unless you want to show off).

Answers are due by Monday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. Psalms
2. Jesus wept. Luke
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. Genesis
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. Exodus
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. Kings
6. Give us this day our daily bread. Matthew
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him. Mark
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures. Proverbs
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. Revelation
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof. Leviticus
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. John
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field. Ruth
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. Joshua
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet. Judges
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength. Daniel

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. Esther

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:21 pm**

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1. Psalms
2. John
3. Ecclesiastes
4. Exodus
5. I Kings
6. Matthew
7. Acts
8. Job
9. One of Paul's letters. Guess Ephesians
10. Genesis
11. Philippians
12. Timothy
13. Ruth
14. Revelation of St. John the Divine
15. Song of Solomon

Bonus: Daniel

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:48 pm**

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NellyLunatic1980 wrote:
Mr. Nelly, I wish to say that I would not have obligated you in any way to include this category. I have tried to read this Book. Really, I have. I have no problem with the words, but I have a problem with the pages. Because the Book is printed on thin paper, and I have no thumbs, I have a terrible time trying to turn the pages. (I'm not using that thumb thing as an excuse nor to imply that I'm disabled. In fact, I simply one of those differently abled ones you hear about from time to time, and some of my differing abilities are rather amazing, if you think about it, but I don't want to brag.) So anyway, I tried to turn the pages with my nose, but that didn't work so well, so then I used my tongue. After I got all the way to the end, I couldn't understand why some of the best stories had no endings until I figured out that the pages were sticking together in clumps. The good stories don't taste any better than the long lists of people's relatives, either. All I can do is all I can do. Some of my answers are guesses.

1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. -- Psalms
2. Jesus wept. -- Lamentations
3. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. -- Ecclesiastes
4. Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee. -- The Gettysburg Address
5. And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. -- Great Good Book Battles
6. Give us this day our daily bread. -- Matthew
7. How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him. -- The Chronicles of Narnia
8. If they obey and serve him, they shall spend their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures. -- Schedule 1040
9. Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.-- The New Creaturions
10. Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof. -- The Grapefruit Diet
11. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. -- Psalms
12. Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field. -- Walden Pond
13. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. -- Exodus
14. I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet. -- Revelation
15. Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our Lord: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the Lord is your strength. -- Psalms, the Sequel

BONUS
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. -- I think this is from that story about Mr. Shadrack, Mr. Meshack, and Mr. Abednego. They were tough dudes! I think it might have been in Dante's Inferno.

WWTBAM Bored

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