ANSWERS/POINTS LS WACKY WEDNESDAY March 12
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:04 am
I think there's a Merry Man out there somewhere crying that I didn't ask him to guest host today. I'm expecting some high scores on today's game. But, I've been wrong before.
Let's hope that everybody has gotten hooked on my groovy openings, because there's something different today. Rather than the artist who did the songs (pretty obvious), instead name the artist who did the original song. I've also heard rumours to the effect that you need both the song and the artist on the bonus section!
Clarification: Name the song BELOW, but the ARTIST whose material inspired them.
Originally posted on August 14, 2002
1. I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old
Vanilla just leaves me cold
2. "Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one
3. And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
4. Goin' to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping aisles, shopping aisles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Mayer
5. I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always comin' over here
Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer
Why don't you serve your casserole and make them disappear Lucy
6. Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more
7. I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
8. What's the matter with the tune he's writin'
Well, you know it's gonna be a smash
It's so nice when you're a big name artist
Doesn't matter if it sounds like trash
9. People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchas off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
10. Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little wiener
Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner
Bonus Instrumental: This gentleman was a successful songwriter before gathering a band of his own and becoming the king of the instrumental throughout the 60’s and 70’s. This 1965 song is my favourite and one of their biggest hits. It’s found on an album of the same name that portrays a young lady on the cover wearing nothing but a rose and a big pile of dessert topping.
Bonus Bonus: Name the record label founded by the above artist, along with with Jerry Moss in 1961.
Super Bonus: The man in question also co-wrote, with Lou Adler, a number of songs for this star of the late-50’s/early-60’s who was shot and killed under somewhat mysterious circumstances in 1964 at the age of 33.
Let's hope that everybody has gotten hooked on my groovy openings, because there's something different today. Rather than the artist who did the songs (pretty obvious), instead name the artist who did the original song. I've also heard rumours to the effect that you need both the song and the artist on the bonus section!
Clarification: Name the song BELOW, but the ARTIST whose material inspired them.
Originally posted on August 14, 2002
1. I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old
Vanilla just leaves me cold
2. "Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one
3. And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
4. Goin' to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping aisles, shopping aisles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Mayer
5. I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always comin' over here
Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer
Why don't you serve your casserole and make them disappear Lucy
6. Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more
7. I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
8. What's the matter with the tune he's writin'
Well, you know it's gonna be a smash
It's so nice when you're a big name artist
Doesn't matter if it sounds like trash
9. People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchas off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
10. Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little wiener
Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner
Bonus Instrumental: This gentleman was a successful songwriter before gathering a band of his own and becoming the king of the instrumental throughout the 60’s and 70’s. This 1965 song is my favourite and one of their biggest hits. It’s found on an album of the same name that portrays a young lady on the cover wearing nothing but a rose and a big pile of dessert topping.
Bonus Bonus: Name the record label founded by the above artist, along with with Jerry Moss in 1961.
Super Bonus: The man in question also co-wrote, with Lou Adler, a number of songs for this star of the late-50’s/early-60’s who was shot and killed under somewhat mysterious circumstances in 1964 at the age of 33.