Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius

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Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius

#1 Post by Bud Light Voiceover » Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:48 am

Today, we salute you, Mr. Change Your Avatar As Quickly As You Draw Them Internet Artist

(Mr. Change Your Avatar As Quickly As You Draw Them Internet Artist!)

Your peruse the Bored night and day because every post subject is a possible work of art. No thread gets past your eagle eye (or is that a squirrel eye?)

(what’s the difference)

One minute, it’s an innocent post. The next, it’s an avatar. And it will win.

(Just ask sprots)

Someone’s birthday – Avatar!
Political rant gone bad – Avatar!
Something mini said in a hijacked thread that no one else can figure out – Avatar!
Seemingly harmless post about Jewish garb – not touching that one!

(Don’t piss off ghosty)

So go ahead and crack open a Bud Light, you Prince of the palette, you Duke of Paint. The Bored awaits your next instant masterpiece, and the 2012 ES Avatar Countdown.

(Mr. Change Your Avatar As Quickly As You Draw Them Internet Artist)


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#2 Post by clem21 » Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:11 pm

One of my favorite promos ever...
"Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live..."
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#3 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:59 pm

Here's to you Mr. Promos For All Occasions Guy!!!

I'm sorry your ad agency lost Joe Camel, but maybe you can pick up Blaze and Sully.....

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#4 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:46 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Here's to you Mr. Promos For All Occasions Guy!!!

I'm sorry your ad agency lost Joe Camel, but maybe you can pick up Blaze and Sully.....

lb13
Here's to "Found it!"

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#5 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:37 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Here's to you Mr. Promos For All Occasions Guy!!!

I'm sorry your ad agency lost Joe Camel, but maybe you can pick up Blaze and Sully.....

lb13
Here's to "Found it!"

I forgot to mention it last night, but this is the first piece of artwork I ever managed to draw on my laptop with the "fast mouse" that seemed to be too quick to manage the Paint cursor. Not as smooth as something I'd have drawn on this computer, but it would pass for my quality standards. I guess if this desktop mouse ever gave up on me, I might not have to retire ES after all....

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#6 Post by Sistine Fanny » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:11 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:Here's to you Mr. Promos For All Occasions Guy!!!

I'm sorry your ad agency lost Joe Camel, but maybe you can pick up Blaze and Sully.....

lb13
I'm glad you replaced that pronto. Otherwise, Uncle ES might have been busted for contributing to the delinquency of minors........

In other news, ever since you made that huge stink about Traditional Jewish Garb, the Inquisition bit from HOW, Pt 1 keeps running through my head. Which you wouldn't know about because you've NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE!!!!1
It's the Final Countdown.....

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#7 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:56 am

I have decided to end the 2012 ES Avatar season today so I can prepare my list before the honorables go up on Sunday morning....

Of the 117 avatars of 2012, my first cut has pared the list down to 41..... my most ever to survive the first round (and I passed over several I really hated to). Of those 6 will have to go to come up with the official list of finalists, and then of that list, only 20 will get an official spot in the countdown...

Me and Sprots were somewhat on the same page last year, but she may be alarmed to know that of her Lucky 13, only 7 of them made even my first cut.....

The anticipation builds....

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#8 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:59 am

So who got the waiter job and is doing the sidework?
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#9 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:05 am

minimetoo26 wrote:So who got the waiter job and is doing the sidework?

The answer is now in the archive thread....

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#10 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:18 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:So who got the waiter job and is doing the sidework?

The answer is now in the archive thread....

lb13
Shoulda known it wasn't you--anyone who's done the job knows she's "marrying" the ketchups, not "consolidating" them... :P :P :P :P
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#11 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:17 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:So who got the waiter job and is doing the sidework?

The answer is now in the archive thread....

lb13
Shoulda known it wasn't you--anyone who's done the job knows she's "marrying" the ketchups, not "consolidating" them... :P :P :P :P

I guess Mecca and Walgreens have something in common.... we consolidate things.... :P :P :P

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#12 Post by The Spanish Inquisition » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:20 pm

Sistine Fanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Here's to you Mr. Promos For All Occasions Guy!!!

I'm sorry your ad agency lost Joe Camel, but maybe you can pick up Blaze and Sully.....

lb13
I'm glad you replaced that pronto. Otherwise, Uncle ES might have been busted for contributing to the delinquency of minors........

In other news, ever since you made that huge stink about Traditional Jewish Garb, the Inquisition bit from HOW, Pt 1 keeps running through my head. Which you wouldn't know about because you've NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE!!!!1

I suspect you expected this...

NObody expects me!

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#13 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:36 pm

The countdown is complete!!!!!

I spent a great deal of time (about 10 minutes) sorting out the best from the worst....

Good luck to everyone's favorites!

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#14 Post by Sistine Fanny » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:06 pm

The Spanish Inquisition wrote:
Sistine Fanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Here's to you Mr. Promos For All Occasions Guy!!!

I'm sorry your ad agency lost Joe Camel, but maybe you can pick up Blaze and Sully.....

lb13
I'm glad you replaced that pronto. Otherwise, Uncle ES might have been busted for contributing to the delinquency of minors........

In other news, ever since you made that huge stink about Traditional Jewish Garb, the Inquisition bit from HOW, Pt 1 keeps running through my head. Which you wouldn't know about because you've NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE!!!!1

I suspect you expected this...
Of course I did! What took you so long???

This is the greatest thing ever in the history of.....well, the world! Who can resist a giant menorah's worth of synchronized Sister Esthers and a 15th century kickline?

Not me.....
It's the Final Countdown.....

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#15 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:27 am

Sistine Fanny wrote:
The Spanish Inquisition wrote:
Sistine Fanny wrote:
I'm glad you replaced that pronto. Otherwise, Uncle ES might have been busted for contributing to the delinquency of minors........

In other news, ever since you made that huge stink about Traditional Jewish Garb, the Inquisition bit from HOW, Pt 1 keeps running through my head. Which you wouldn't know about because you've NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE!!!!1

I suspect you expected this...
Of course I did! What took you so long???

This is the greatest thing ever in the history of.....well, the world! Who can resist a giant menorah's worth of synchronized Sister Esthers and a 15th century kickline?

Not me.....

Well it isn't what I was expecting....

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