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Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:27 am
by clem21
As some of you know, my Bored "persona," strange as it is, is not terribly different from my real life equivalent. Thus, the groupie jokes are at the very least a fair representation of my, shall we say, busy dating history. But a little while back, I met a girl who hailed from a town called Squirrel Hill (!). The Girl from Squirrel Hill was very different from any of the other girls I'd dated. She was brilliant and beautiful and cool and kindhearted. Where I had ego she had humility and where I was brash she had a quiet confidence. And unlike the other girls she stuck around. It was an absolute joy to spend time with her and she made my life that much better just by being around her. I was always somewhat skeptical of the movies and the stories that just said that "when you know you know" and "it'll feel totally different with the right girl." I was skeptical until I met The Girl from Squirrel Hill.

Last night I asked her to marry me.

She is and always will be the final groupie.

Last night The Girl from Squirrel Hill said yes.

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:34 am
by Bob Juch
clem21 wrote:As some of you know, my Bored "persona," strange as it is, is not terribly different from my real life equivalent. Thus, the groupie jokes are at the very least a fair representation of my, shall we say, busy dating history. But a little while back, I met a girl who hailed from a town called Squirrel Hill (!). The Girl from Squirrel Hill was very different from any of the other girls I'd dated. She was brilliant and beautiful and cool and kindhearted. Where I had ego she had humility and where I was brash she had a quiet confidence. And unlike the other girls she stuck around. It was an absolute joy to spend time with her and she made my life that much better just by being around her. I was always somewhat skeptical of the movies and the stories that just said that "when you know you know" and "it'll feel totally different with the right girl." I was skeptical until I met The Girl from Squirrel Hill.

Last night I asked her to marry me.

She is and always will be the final groupie.

Last night The Girl from Squirrel Hill said yes.
Good luck! Is that the Squirrel Hill district of Pittsburgh?

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:46 am
by earendel
clem21 wrote:As some of you know, my Bored "persona," strange as it is, is not terribly different from my real life equivalent. Thus, the groupie jokes are at the very least a fair representation of my, shall we say, busy dating history. But a little while back, I met a girl who hailed from a town called Squirrel Hill (!). The Girl from Squirrel Hill was very different from any of the other girls I'd dated. She was brilliant and beautiful and cool and kindhearted. Where I had ego she had humility and where I was brash she had a quiet confidence. And unlike the other girls she stuck around. It was an absolute joy to spend time with her and she made my life that much better just by being around her. I was always somewhat skeptical of the movies and the stories that just said that "when you know you know" and "it'll feel totally different with the right girl." I was skeptical until I met The Girl from Squirrel Hill.

Last night I asked her to marry me.

She is and always will be the final groupie.

Last night The Girl from Squirrel Hill said yes.
Congratulations, clem! May many happy years of marriage lie ahead of you.

Edited to make change - thanks christie!

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:54 am
by christie1111
earendel wrote:
clem21 wrote:As some of you know, my Bored "persona," strange as it is, is not terribly different from my real life equivalent. Thus, the groupie jokes are at the very least a fair representation of my, shall we say, busy dating history. But a little while back, I met a girl who hailed from a town called Squirrel Hill (!). The Girl from Squirrel Hill was very different from any of the other girls I'd dated. She was brilliant and beautiful and cool and kindhearted. Where I had ego she had humility and where I was brash she had a quiet confidence. And unlike the other girls she stuck around. It was an absolute joy to spend time with her and she made my life that much better just by being around her. I was always somewhat skeptical of the movies and the stories that just said that "when you know you know" and "it'll feel totally different with the right girl." I was skeptical until I met The Girl from Squirrel Hill.

Last night I asked her to marry me.

She is and always will be the final groupie.

Last night The Girl from Squirrel Hill said yes.
Congratulations, Chad! May many happy years of marriage lie ahead of you.
Thhis isn't Chad.

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:25 am
by kayrharris
Joey, I am so proud of you. You have grown into such a fine young man. I wish you and your sweetheart the best of luck!

kay

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:50 am
by jarnon
This is great, exciting news! (Though the groupies will be disappointed.) A heartfelt Mazal Tov to you and your bride-to-be.

Haven't heard from you since the Superstorm. Glad you survived!

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:05 am
by christie1111
clem21 wrote:As some of you know, my Bored "persona," strange as it is, is not terribly different from my real life equivalent. Thus, the groupie jokes are at the very least a fair representation of my, shall we say, busy dating history. But a little while back, I met a girl who hailed from a town called Squirrel Hill (!). The Girl from Squirrel Hill was very different from any of the other girls I'd dated. She was brilliant and beautiful and cool and kindhearted. Where I had ego she had humility and where I was brash she had a quiet confidence. And unlike the other girls she stuck around. It was an absolute joy to spend time with her and she made my life that much better just by being around her. I was always somewhat skeptical of the movies and the stories that just said that "when you know you know" and "it'll feel totally different with the right girl." I was skeptical until I met The Girl from Squirrel Hill.

Last night I asked her to marry me.

She is and always will be the final groupie.

Last night The Girl from Squirrel Hill said yes.
This is AWESOME news!

Congratulations to both of you!

I hope she has an influence on your shoe choices.

:D

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:13 am
by silvercamaro
clem21 wrote: Last night The Girl from Squirrel Hill said yes.
I am so very happy for you -- both of you! May you find ever-increasing joy in a long lifetime together.

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:15 am
by Beebs52
Clem! Clem! Clem! Congratulations and whoo hoos and this is so very wonderful. I'm happy and excited for you and your betrothed! We're going on 32 years in January so I wish you a long and fulfilling marriage, too!

You are such a sweetie. You both are very lucky.

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:45 am
by Clem's Groupies
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

She only said yes because she thought you had the winning Powerball ticket!!! When she finds out the truth we will be here for you, clem!!!!

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:45 am
by littlebeast13
Woohoo clem!!!!!

The Groupies may be disappointed, but I wish you and the Girl from Squirrel Hill a lifetime of happiness together!

I think other than college, Squirrel Hill was the only other place where I ever saw a noticeable number of people in traditional Jewish dress while walking about....

lb13

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:47 am
by christie1111
littlebeast13 wrote:Woohoo clem!!!!!

The Groupies may be disappointed, but I wish you and the Girl from Squirrel Hill a lifetime of happiness together!

I think other than college, Squirrel Hill was the only other place where I ever saw a noticeable number of people in traditional Jewish dress while walking about....

lb13
Found it and it should be the winning one!

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:37 am
by SportsFan68
Yay!

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:54 am
by SportsFan68
littlebeast13 wrote:Woohoo clem!!!!!

The Groupies may be disappointed, but I wish you and the Girl from Squirrel Hill a lifetime of happiness together!

I think other than college, Squirrel Hill was the only other place where I ever saw a noticeable number of people in traditional Jewish dress while walking about....

lb13
This is a wonderful avatar! It will win!

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:06 am
by a1mamacat
Awwwk, you're not that much older than my son!!!

Congrats and best wishes to you both.

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:25 am
by clem21
littlebeast13 wrote:Woohoo clem!!!!!

The Groupies may be disappointed, but I wish you and the Girl from Squirrel Hill a lifetime of happiness together!

I think other than college, Squirrel Hill was the only other place where I ever saw a noticeable number of people in traditional Jewish dress while walking about....

lb13
That avatar is incredible! And you actually got her look down pretty good too. But since she comes from Squirrel Hill maybe it's just natural...

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:06 pm
by Vandal
Congratulations!!


Time for a new T-shirt:

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or this one:

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or this one:


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Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:57 pm
by silverscreenselect
Congratulations and many happy years together to you both.

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:01 pm
by minimetoo26
Ach, so young. But that gives you more of a chance to reach your 50th anniversary! Congratulations and best wishes!!!



(I may have to ship the groupies over to Brainiac if he hangs around here....)

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:06 pm
by Gary Glitter
minimetoo26 wrote:Ach, so young. But that gives you more of a chance to reach your 50th anniversary! Congratulations and best wishes!!!



(I may have to ship the groupies over to Brainiac if he hangs around here....)

I'll take them if they're available!!!

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:30 pm
by MarleysGh0st
The Girl from Squirrel Hill!?!? If that's not a good omen on the Bored, I don't know what is! (Look, even Sprots didn't go "ick!" :lol: )

Mazel tov, Clem!

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:05 pm
by Estonut
Congratulations!!!11 No more hopping kadiddles for you...

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:23 pm
by TheConfessor
clem21 wrote:Last night The Girl from Squirrel Hill said yes.
Were you wearing your favorite shoes? Congrats, Clem?

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:03 pm
by AlphaDummy
And AlphaDaughter emits a sigh of relief... :lol: :shock: :mrgreen: :twisted:

Congratulations...all the best to both of you!!

Re: Bad News For The Groupies

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:52 pm
by Ritterskoop
The Groupies will get over it.

Everyone else, not so much.

Congratulations!