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Mrs. S was REALLY mad at me last night and she was suggesting 5 things for me to say at the audition.

For some reason, Little Spock found the listing of my deficiencies really funny.

Spock wrote:Mrs. S was REALLY mad at me last night and she was suggesting 5 things for me to say at the audition.

For some reason, Little Spock found the listing of my deficiencies really funny.

Whatever you did, you should apologize.

Without knowing you or your wife, I know it was your fault.

Jeff will probably say that your wife is being overly-sensitive, irrational and probably has PMS, but he is wrong.

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:

Spock wrote:Mrs. S was REALLY mad at me last night and she was suggesting 5 things for me to say at the audition.

For some reason, Little Spock found the listing of my deficiencies really funny.

Whatever you did, you should apologize.

Without knowing you or your wife, I know it was your fault.

Jeff will probably say that your wife is being overly-sensitive, irrational and probably has PMS, but he is wrong.

Well Yeah but I had to do something outside-it is not my fault that she had to work late and come home and find the kids running wild and breaking the DVD player and no supper or baths yet and ....so it wasn't my fault. She should know that I am not responsible enough to handle bed-time stuff for the kids.

You mean you are an irresponsible, selfish and insensitive jerk?

peacock2121 wrote:You mean you are an irresponsible, selfish and insensitive jerk?

Her words exactly-

It wasn't as bad as I made it out in my previous post-plus she tends to over-react (she is under a lot of pressure at work and she does not handle it well)-

I had a semi-emergency to take care of in the barn-

Spock wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:You mean you are an irresponsible, selfish and insensitive jerk?

Her words exactly-

It wasn't as bad as I made it out in my previous post-plus she tends to over-react (she is under a lot of pressure at work and she does not handle it well)-

I had a semi-emergency to take care of in the barn-

This is a perfect example of man/woman.

Made me laugh.

As I have noted to friends of mine when these issues arise, the correct title of the book should have been:

"Women are from Mars; Men have a penis"

Peter5858 wrote:As I have noted to friends of mine when these issues arise, the correct title of the book should have been:

"Women are from Mars; Men have a penis"

Some men have a penis.

Others are.

peacock2121 wrote:

Peter5858 wrote:As I have noted to friends of mine when these issues arise, the correct title of the book should have been:

"Women are from Mars; Men have a penis"

Some men have a penis.

Others are.

According to the emails I have been getting, my penis is too small.

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

Peter5858 wrote:As I have noted to friends of mine when these issues arise, the correct title of the book should have been:

"Women are from Mars; Men have a penis"

Some men have a penis.

Others are.

According to the emails I have been getting, my penis is too small.

You view too much porn.

peacock2121 wrote:

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:

peacock2121 wrote: Some men have a penis.

Others are.

According to the emails I have been getting, my penis is too small.

You view too much porn.

Actually I don't. It's spam email.

Maddie gets it too.

Like mother, like daughter, I guess.

I used to go delete her spam penis emails, but I stopped because she finds them so amusing.

I don't get them.

I do wonder how porn people (or bigger penis people) got yours and Maddie's and not mine.

peacock2121 wrote:I don't get them.

I do wonder how porn people (or bigger penis people) got yours and Maddie's and not mine.

gmail has really good spam filters.

Rexer25 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:I don't get them.

I do wonder how porn people (or bigger penis people) got yours and Maddie's and not mine.

gmail has really good spam filters.

I don't get them through AOL either.

Rexer25 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:I don't get them.

I do wonder how porn people (or bigger penis people) got yours and Maddie's and not mine.

gmail has really good spam filters.

I shudda known better...as soon as I brag on gmail's spam filters, I get a spam about asbestos.

Title: Has Asbestos Caused You to Suffer?

My answer: Yes, when I get some of your %(&%*%% e-mails!

Rexer25 wrote:Title: Has Asbestos Caused Yout to Suffer?

<Judge_Chamberlain_Haller>Yout? What's a yout?</Judge_Chamberlain_Haller>

MarleysGh0st wrote:

Rexer25 wrote:Title: Has Asbestos Caused Yout to Suffer?

<Judge_Chamberlain_Haller>Yout? What's a yout?</Judge_Chamberlain_Haller>

I've no idea of what you mean.

spam penis emails,

Used to get these by the dozens, now it is spam for "colon cleansing".

I suppose that is the correct order...ewwwwwwww.