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March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:43 am
by NellyLunatic1980
viewtopic.php?p=40443#40443

Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin”
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining”
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood”
8. “Couplehood”
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”
11. “TekWar”
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

BONUS
“The Gun Seller”

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:16 am
by gsabc
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” JAY LENO?
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining” RITA RUDNER
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” BILL COSBY
8. “Couplehood” PAUL REISER
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” AL FRANKEN
11. “TekWar” WILLIAM SHATNER (REALLY RON GOULART)
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” DARN, CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER THE NAME.
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” GEORGE CARLIN
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

BONUS
“The Gun Seller”

Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:24 am
by plasticene
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin”: JAY LENO
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining”: FRAN DRESCHER
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”: MADONNA?
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood”: BILL COSBY
8. “Couplehood”: PAUL REISER?
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors): TOM AND DICK SMOTHERS?
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”: AL FRANKEN
11. “TekWar”: WILLIAM SHATNER
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

BONUS
“The Gun Seller”

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:46 am
by Greyhound Dude
Spoiler

1. “Leading with My Chin” Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” Fannie Flagg
3. “Enter Whining” Fran Drescher
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” Pass
5. “The English Roses” Pass
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) Pass
7. “Fatherhood” Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) Tiki & Rhonde Barber
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” Al Franken
11. “TekWar” Willaim Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” Drew Carey
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” Terrell Owens
15. “I Already Know I Love You” Billy Crystal

BONUS
“The Gun Seller” Hugh Laurie

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:58 am
by mikehardware
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” - Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining”
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses” - Madonna?
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” - Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood”
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” - Al Franken
11. “TekWar” - William Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” - George Carlin
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

BONUS
“The Gun Seller”

Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:15 am
by fantine33
Spoiler
Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin” - Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining” - Fran Drescher
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” - Jamie Lee Curtis
5. “The English Roses” - Madonna
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” - Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” - Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) - The charismatic Ronde Barber and his less charming brother Tiki
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” - Al Franken
11. “TekWar” - William Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” - Drew Carey
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” - George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” - Terrell Eldorado Owens I might just be a sap, but TO's book made me cry.
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

BONUS
“The Gun Seller”

Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:31 am
by MarleysGh0st
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin”
Jay Leno

7. “Fatherhood”
Bill Cosby

10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”
Al Franken

11. “TekWar”
William Shatner

13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
George Carlin
Doh! Edited to add the spoiler box.

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:47 am
by wintergreen48
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” = Jay Leno
3. “Enter Whining” = Ellen DeGeneres
7. “Fatherhood” = Bill Cosby
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” = that lying Al Franken
11. “TekWar” = William Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” = Jeff Foxworthy
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” = George Carlin

Never read any of the books on the list; maybe I need to get out more...

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:05 am
by LookingForHumorPoints
Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin” Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” Fidel Castro
3. “Enter Whining” Bruce Tanstaafl
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” Nina
5. “The English Roses” Merlin Olsen
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) Skip the intern
7. “Fatherhood” Michael Jackson
8. “Couplehood” Mick Jagger and David Bowie
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) Curley and Shemp Howard
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” Roger Clemens
11. “TekWar” Bill Gates
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” Andrew Dice Clay
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” Oral B. Roberts
14. “Catch This!” Bill Buckner
15. “I Already Know I Love You” Larry Craig

BONUS
“The Gun Seller” Ollie North

LFHP

Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:27 am
by Catfish
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin”
Jay Leno

10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”
Al Franken

I've guess we've already been in my wheelhouse. Sigh

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:31 am
by megaaddict
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” Jay Leno

11. “TekWar” William Shatner

13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” George Carlin


Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:49 am
by tlynn78
Spoiler
1. Jay Leno
2. nope
3. Fran Drescher
4. Jamie Lee Curtis
5. Madonna
6. "Scooter" Libby
7. Bill Cosby
8. Paul Reiser
9. nope
10. Al Franken
11. nope
12. Drew Carey
13. George Carlin
14. Terrell Owens
15. Billy Crystal

BONUS

Hugh Laurie

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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:27 am
by ladysoleil
Spoiler

Allrighty then.

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin”- WAG- Jay Leno?
5. “The English Roses”- Madonna
7. “Fatherhood”- Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood”-Paul Reiser?
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”- Al Franken
11. “TekWar”- William Shatner
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”- George Carlin?

Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:28 am
by andrewjackson
Spoiler
1. Jay Leno
2. NOPE
3. NOPE
4. NOPE
5. NOPE
6. NOPE
7. Bill Cosby
8.Paul Reiser
9. NOPE
10. Al Franken
11. William Shatner
12. Drew Carey
13. George Carlin
14. Willie Mays
15. NOPE

BONUS
Should know it but NOPE.

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:08 am
by peacock2121
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” wish it were Bill Cowher but it is Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” Billy Graham
3. “Enter Whining” Fran Dresher
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” Jamie Lee Curtis
5. “The English Roses” Madonna
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) Martha Stewart
7. “Fatherhood” Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) The Eng Boys
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” Al Franken
11. “TekWar” Bill Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” Jeff Fpxworthy
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” Joe Gargiola
15. “I Already Know I Love You” Billy Crystal

BONUS
“The Gun Seller” Charleton Heston

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:56 am
by ne1410s
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” -Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” -
3. “Enter Whining”
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” --Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” --Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) --Tom and Dick
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” --Al Franken
11. “TekWar” --Billy Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”--George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” --Terrell Owen
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

BONUS
“The Gun Seller”
that's it...

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:24 pm
by nitrah55
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” JAY LENO
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining” FRAN DRESCHER
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” BILL COSBY
8. “Couplehood” BILL COSBY
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” AL FRANKEN
11. “TekWar” WILLIAM SHATNER
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” DREW CAREY
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” GEORGE CARLIN
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

BONUS
“The Gun Seller”

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:18 pm
by starfish1113
Spoiler
I know very few of these, so most of these are guesses.

1. Jay Leno
2. Jerry Falwell
3. Richard Lewis
4. Katie Couric
5. Sean Connery
6. Dan Quayle
7. Tim Russert
8. Joanne Woodward
9. Jeff and Beau Bridges
10. Al Franken
11. Steve Jobs
12. Larry the Cable Guy
13. George Carlin
14. Jerry Rice
15. Art Linkletter

Bonus
Bob Schieffer

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:20 pm
by themanintheseersuckersuit
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining”
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) Omorossa
7. “Fatherhood”
8. “Couplehood”
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” Al Franken
11. “TekWar”
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

BONUS
“The Gun Seller”

Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:13 pm
by tanstaafl2
Yeesh. Could be ugly...
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:viewtopic.php?p=40443#40443

Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.
Spoiler

1. “Leading with My Chin” Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” OJ Simpson
3. “Enter Whining” Hillary Clinton
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” Curious George
5. “The English Roses” No friggin clue
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) Trump's hairstylist
7. “Fatherhood” Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) Nope x 2
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” Al Franken
11. “TekWar” William Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” Drew Carey
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” Herpes Simplex
15. “I Already Know I Love You” Billy Crystal

BONUS
“The Gun Seller” Charlton Heston

Seems to be something of a theme to most of the ones I recognize...

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:15 pm
by tanstaafl2
LookingForHumorPoints wrote: 3. “Enter Whining” Bruce Tanstaafl
Damn! I shoulda thought of that.

Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:04 pm
by jsuchard
Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin”
Jay Leno

7. “Fatherhood”
Bill Cosby

10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”
Al Franken

11. “TekWar”
William Shatner

13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
George Carlin

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:49 pm
by mrkelley23
Spoiler
1. Jay Leno
2. Michael Landon
3. Barbra Streisand
4. Jamie Lee Curtis
5. Ally Sheedy
6. Senator Webb
7. Bill Cosby
8. Paul Reiser
9. Joaquin Phoenix and Summer Phoenix
10. Al Franken
11. William Shatner
12. Drew Carey
13. George Carlin
14. Jose Canseco
15. Madonna

Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:38 pm
by T_Bone0806
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:viewtopic.php?p=40443#40443

Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin” JAY LENO
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining” FRAN DRESCHER
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” BILL COSBY
8. “Couplehood” BILL COSBY AGAIN?
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” AL FRANKEN
11. “TekWar”
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” DREW CAREY
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” GEORGE CARLIN
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You” BILLY CRYSTAL

BONUS
“The Gun Seller”

Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:15 am
by AnnieCamaro
Spoiler
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:viewtopic.php?p=40443#40443

Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin” -- Mr. Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” -- Miss Fannie Flagg
3. “Enter Whining” -- Miss Fran Drescher
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” -- Miss Jamie Lee Curtis
5. “The English Roses” -- Miss Madonna
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) --
7. “Fatherhood” --
8. “Couplehood” --
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) -- (I saw this on a tv show, but I can't remember the names. They like football.)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” -- Mr. Al Franken
11. “TekWar” --
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” --
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” -- Mr. George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” --
15. “I Already Know I Love You” -- Mr. Billy Crystal

BONUS
“The Gun Seller”
I was hoping you'd ask about Freckleface Strawberry. I like that book, too.