8 Years Ago Today
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:51 am
This is everything I archived of this infamous Bored incident. Enjoy the trip down mammary lane....
TUB Post #85035
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 10:44 AM PDT - Thursday September 16, 2004
Subject: TVtrips_com offering % partnership for Millionaire
WWTBAM fans...organizing support team for 2 promising contestants set to
audition on 9-20 and beyond. Want to put together team to participate. This
has worked in past, as you can see Armand Kachigian mention my school and win
$500K at TVtrips.com...At this stage, need testing Q and A's--contestant is
very good on personality, show, and upper-level Q's--needs help on current
events. If anyone has or recalls some common answers or questions on the test
(once taken by her); will offer % to you. You may log on site and e-mail
(use "partnership" on CONTACT page) and I will forward an agreement. Thank you.
Mark Anthony DiBello
TVtrips.com
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Post #85048
Time: 10:50 AM
Author: alonzo_mosley
Can you go to grammar.com before you post again? Thanks.
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Post #85066
Author: PlacentiaSoccerMom
Time: 10:54 AM
<<If anyone has or recalls some common answers or questions on the test (once
taken by her); will offer % to you.>>
Interesting. I recently signed a contract for the show. I was under the
impression that you violate the contract if you allocate a % of your winnings
before going on the show.
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Post #85067
Author: nnme462
Time: 10:55 AM
No one here works for money or cheats on the test. We provide emotional
support and study guidelines, plus Phone-a-Friend services for free.
You were told where to find the transcripts. The rest is up to you.
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Post #85060
Author: andrewjackson
Time: 10:56 AM
You may find that people here are reluctant to share test questions. There are
concerns that the producers do not have a high opinion of posters here in the
first place and if we get a reputation for pooling test information that
opinion may go even lower.
Good luck to the contestants, though.
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Post #85068
Author: PlacentiaSoccerMom
Time: 10:56 AM
<<No one here works for money or cheats on the test. We provide emotional
support and study guidelines, plus Phone-a-Friend services for free.
You were told where to find the transcripts. The rest is up to you.>>
At times like this, I wish that the rec button was still around
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Post #85061
Author: goongas
Time: 10:57 AM
I took the celebrity test twice and failed twice and have written down almost
all of the questions (they are now in the garbage but I remember a fair amount
of them). Unfortunately, I am not for sale.
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Post #85062
Author: PlacentiaSoccerMom
Time: 10:58 AM
<<I took the celebrity test twice and failed twice and have written down
almost all of the questions (they are now in the garbage but I remember a fair
amount of them). Unfortunately, I am not for sale.>>
Rec Rec Rec!
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Post #85063
Author: jac070
Time: 10:59 AM
If you help someone pass the test with cribbed answers, what % of his or her
card do you get? Just the bottom corner, or a really good part like the
postmarked area?
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Post #85107
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 11:28 AM
You all make a good point. I am not asking for anyone to cheat. I am asking
for people to pool their resources. I am willing to do it. If you do not, than
so be it. I want to win, and I don't have to and never did cheat to win. I
know all the rules and abide by them. Period.
Mark DiBello
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Post #85138
Author: littlebeast13
Time: 11:47 AM
<<WWTBAM fans...organizing support team for 2 promising contestants set to
audition on 9-20 and beyond. Want to put together team to participate. This
has worked in past, as you can see Armand Kachigian mention my school and win
$500K at TVtrips.com>>
Ah, I was wondering how a Granite City boy was finally able to do well on
national TV....
I wonder if we could get a group together to invest in Marley's quest for glory.....
lb13
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Post #85172
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 11:49 AM
I will help Marley anyway I can...and you are right, Granite city Kachigian
has less personality than a rock.
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Post #85181
Author: _TPTB_
Time: 12:00 PM
Don't forget my cut. I get 50%, or you can forget about any of your horses
getting even a whiff of a card. Nobody gets rich off of our show except the
executives... that includes the contestants and their managers. We change test
questions more often than Meredith changes shoes, so I wouldn't bother with
these guys' crib sheets.
It never hurts to grovel....
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Post #85185
Author: jeemie4452
Time: 12:03 PM
<<You all make a good point. I am not asking for anyone to cheat. I am asking
for people to pool their resources.>>
Pool our resources by providing test answers = cheating
You may call it whatever you wish.
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Post #85194
Author: hermillion
Time: 12:05 PM
<<and you are right, Granite city Kachigian has less personality than a rock.>>
Now this is just a nasty comment! Armand was the contestant who followed me
into the hotseat. We had all spent the day together, and several of us had
dinner together after the taping (but before his day two). He may not be the
life of the party, but he is a very pleasant gentleman, and one who I enjoyed
getting to know.
If this is how Mr. TVtrips talks about his clients, he strikes me as a mean-
spirited, spiteful person.
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Post #85197
Author: InfernalRevenueService
Time: 12:07 PM
<<Don't forget my cut. I get 50%, or you can forget about any of your horses
getting even a whiff of a card. Nobody gets rich off of our show except the
executives...>>
And me! When all of us are through with these poor schmoes, they may have
enough left over to tip the cabbie on the way to the airport.
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Post #85209
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 12:09 PM
Nancy...I saw your show and you did great--and I used you as an example to
Armand on personality. As for Armand, I've known the guy 2 years. I was being
lighthearted...you should stick to answering 1m questions and let me do my job.
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Post #85221
Author: takinover
Time: 12:12 PM
<<Nancy...I saw your show and you did great--and I used you as an example to
Armand on personality.>>
If this is the case then I think you need to leave the game show business and
enter the psychic business, seeing how Armand immediately followed Nancy into
the hotseat.
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Post #85246
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 12:17 PM
Takin over..FYI...we consulted as he show carried over, and I knew of Nancy
before they taped...I am not psychic, but I am good at what I do.
MAD
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Post #85264
Author: takinover
Time: 12:25 PM
Let's see how this works:
Nancy tapes and wins $1M
Armand comes out and answers seven questions and then the horn sounds.
You consult Armand on how to have personality like Nancy even though Armand
has already cleared the hurdle where having a personality is important (the
interview).
Armand comes back the next day and wins $500K.
Exactly how did Nancy Christy's example help Armand, again?
If by you being good at what you do you mean confusing me, then you are correct.
Message was edited by: takinover typos
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Post #85456
Author: Monosyllabic_Grunting_Dork
Time: 1:21 PM
I need help, tell me how to sign up.
Grunt, Grunt, Grunt.
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Post #85475
Author: Halle_Berry
Time: 1:24 PM
No thanks, I am the desired demo, and Charlie will give me all the answers,
He's still putty in my hands.
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Post #85468
Author: a1mamacat
Time: 1:29 PM
ummmm
no
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Post #86053
Author: SportsFan68
Time: 8:47 PM
GUFFAW!!!!
You guys are great!!
WTG, Hermillion and Takinover. You slam dunked him.
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TUB Post #85231
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 12:14 PM PDT - Thursday September 16, 2004
Subject: TVtrips_com donates to charity as a non-profit.
By the way...and this will likely be my last comment.
I am here to help. And my company is all about winning, promotion and charity.
It is between YOU and God as to what you think of it. And if the Aetheist
featured on TVtrips.com can win 500K so can everyone else.
God Bless,
Mark Anthony DiBello
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Post #85234
Author: InfernalRevenueService
Time: 12:16 PM
I can't for the life of me decide whether I should laugh or cry.
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Post #85255
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 12:21 PM
On just one of my shows (Wheel) I won 65K because God gave me the answers.
Fact is: I can't spell IRS...so how much have you won? ZE-O....God bless you.
Good Bye.
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Post #85280
Author: HoltDad414
Time: 12:27 PM
On just one of my shows (Wheel) I won 65K because God gave me the answers.
I have it on good authority that God is excellent at solving those "Before &
After" puzzles.
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Post #85270
Author: jsuchard
Time: 12:28 PM
Good Bye.
...and good riddance!
<<I won 65K because God gave me the answers>>
If this is true, then why did you come here for help?!
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Post #85283
Author: layersoflight
Time: 12:29 PM
Maybe god likes Ken Jennings better than all the other J! contestants, which
is why KJ is doing so well...
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Post #85285
Author: silvercamaro
Time: 12:29 PM
That explains why God was unavailable to be on my PAF list. He'd already been
called twice that season. I had to make do with four saints and a guardian angel.
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Post #85294
Author: littlebeast13
Time: 12:32 PM
<<That explains why God was unavailable to be on my PAF list. He'd already
been called twice that season. I had to make do with four saints and a
guardian angel.>>
And on the sixth day, God created Google.....
lb13
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Post #85296
Author: bbking52
Time: 12:32 PM
I am a lot cheaper than his charities. Send your money to me and I will
channel whatshername-Knight, J something-and talk in a low voice and I will
gather and harbor highest tier answers and I will dispense them to worthy bb's.
I will also get someone to make me a sparkly website so you know I'm spiritual
enaht.
I need some more new shoes, so send ME the money. I will get you to that upper
tier. Trust me. Really.
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Post #85345
Author: renovator
Time: 12:46 PM
<<I will get you to that upper tier. Trust me. Really.>>
No, I will not trust you. However, if you send ME some money, I might
reconsider. And vouch for your goodness to all my friends.
Certified check will do.
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Post #85397
Author: bbking52
Time: 12:59 PM
<<No, I will not trust you. However, if you send ME some money, I might
reconsider. And vouch for your goodness to all my friends.
Certified check will do.>>
Goodness, schmoodness. (Schmoopie woopie. Sorry, a little Seinfeld crept in.)
I will ban you from my sparkly spiritual website for your lack of faith in my
karma-enhancing skills. Unless, of course, you send ME a money order or in-
kind donations, in which case I will prepare loads of contestant-
building, um, stuff, for you.
Philistine.
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Post #85425
Author: renovator
Time: 1:14 PM
<<Philistine>>
Now you have insulted me, which casts further doubt on your spiritual
enlightendedness-abob. Unless you send ME money, I will be forced to put a
curse on you.
I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.
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Post #85445
Author: silvercamaro
Time: 1:16 PM
<<Philistine
Now you have insulted me, which casts further doubt on your spiritual
enlightendedness-abob. Unless you send ME money, I will be forced to put a
curse on you.
I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.>>
Dear Philistine and Enlightened One:
Why don't you both send ME money, and I will use my powers of neutral fairness
to negotiate a peaceful reconciliation between you, so that both may live in
spiritual harmony.
Signed,
Switzerland
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Post #85471
Author: bbking52
Time: 1:22 PM
<<Philistine
Now you have insulted me, which casts further doubt on your spiritual
enlightendedness-abob. Unless you send ME money, I will be forced to put a
curse on you.
I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.>>
The ability to discern character flaws of potential sparkly-website
participants is not evidence of spiritual unenlightedness-abob. Easy for you
to say. It is merely an exhortation and, truly, a free consulting service for
which I SHOULD charge for, yet, in the interests of building my client
database, I won't. Yet.
Curses don't work on sparkly website people, however, if you persist in
casting bad karmic threats and all around I might be persuaded to dredge up
some Druidic shaman monster to settle your happy self down.
Plebeian.
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Post #85459
Author: bbking52
Time: 1:25 PM
<<Philistine
Now you have insulted me, which casts further doubt on your spiritual
enlightendedness-abob. Unless you send ME money, I will be forced to put a
curse on you.
I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.
Dear Philistine and Enlightened One:
Why don't you both send ME money, and I will use my powers of neutral fairness
to negotiate a peaceful reconciliation between you, so that both may live in
spiritual harmony.>>
Oh, just great. Sparkly website personaes DON'T avail themselves of U.N.y
sorts of facilities and most certainly NOT from some wuss frog neighbor with
holey cheese as an export.
I'm just sayin'.
However, if you'd like to present your credentials as a
channelee/contestant/contributor I'd gladly accept your CHECK, MONEY ORDER,
CREDIT CARD or whichever ANNUITY or LOAN you'd like to offer.
Honestly, the crowd here.
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Post #85506
Author: Corn9977
Time: 1:34 PM
Well, at least he didn't say God was gonna call him home!
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Post #85621
Author: T_Bone0806
Time: 3:12 PM
Could I just borrow a couple of bucks for a sandwich?
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Post #85715
Author: bbking52
Time: 5:31 PM
<<Could I just borrow a couple of bucks for a sandwich?>>
If you will just send me a little bit of money I'll make you a never-ending
sandwich, full of sparkly website and spirituality-abobness. You'll never go
back to regular sandwiches.
And I'm sure it would be deDUCTABLE and good for a free Chippendale table
dance. (your mileage may vary)
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Post #85729
Author: BackInTex
Time: 5:35 PM
Website says he is available for preaching. Our church might be interested but
we've already booked Anna Nicole Smith to give a sermon.
Of course, we could use some entertainment for the ladies bazarre next month.
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Post #85739
Author: bbking52
Time: 5:49 PM
<<Website says he is available for preaching. Our church might be interested
but we've already booked Anna Nicole Smith to give a sermon.>>
Dontcha just love those "adult" Bible classes? With hands on demonstrations?
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Post #85757
Author: PlacentiaSoccerMom
Time: 5:51 PM
If you click on this link, you can donate money to tvtrips.com
http://www.tvtrips.com/contribute.htm
They have "gift" packages for $5 and $25 donations. They even have packages
encouraging you to donate 10% of your game show winnings.
From their site:
<<Contribute 10%
Now if you have already used our services to appear on a show and you would
like to be blessed by making a tax-deductable contribution or tithe of 10% (of
the total of your cash and prizes) to keep this unique TV ministry alive--
please click below.
Click the button below and enter your 10% donation amount on the PayPal screen:
You may also make your tax-deductable donation, contribution or tithe by
business check, cashiers check or money order (made payable to DPC Inc.), and
mail it to:
$TPIR-TRIP$, c/o DPC Inc. PO Box 31, East Greenbush, NY. 12061>>
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Post #85760
Author: BackInTex
Time: 5:59 PM
<<Contribute 10%
Now if you have already used our services to appear on a show and you would
like to be blessed by making a tax-deductable contribution or tithe of 10% (of
the total of your cash and prizes) to keep this unique TV ministry alive--
please click below.
Click the button below and enter your 10% donation amount on the PayPal screen:
You may also make your tax-deductable donation, contribution or tithe by
business check, cashiers check or money order (made payable to DPC Inc.), and
mail it to:
$TPIR-TRIP$, c/o DPC Inc. PO Box 31, East Greenbush, NY. 12061>>
I wish I'd thought of this. Is this one of those 'You can earn upto
$4000/month from home' opportunities you see on stapled to telephone poles and
such?
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Post #85771
Author: MarleysGh0st
Time: 6:07 PM
<<You may also make your tax-deductable donation, contribution or tithe by
business check, cashiers check or money order>>
Ummm, why won't this ministry accept a personal check?
Sounds rather untrusting!
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Post #85776
Author: silvercamaro
Time: 6:15 PM
<<Ummm, why won't this ministry accept a personal check?>>
In God we trust. All others pay cash.
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TUB Post #85649
Author: TheConfessor
Time: 3:57 PM PDT - Thursday September 16, 2004
Subject: Re: TVtrips.com Message
Mark, please don't let these naysayers stop you from continuing all the great
work you do to make the world a better place. I'm sure you're just hearing
from the vocal minority. I personally learned so much on your web site that I
am now kicking myself for not signing up for your program earlier. I wish I
had your foresight and audacity to declare myself a non-profit religious
organization. I'm sure I could have saved myself some serious bucks by doing that.
This item from your bio caught my eye:
<<"The 90's began with performances at select Florida stand-up comedy venues.
As well, Mark Anthony performed live and in an array of classy videos as a
Chippendale dancer. As an offshoot of the staged shows, Mark created an
impersonation show of Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler (replete with lip-
synching, choreography, and an elaborate wardrobe).">>
For years I've been trying to break into the world of Chippendale dancing,
especially doing the classy videos, but it seems to be a closed society. Got
any tips on how to get my foot in the door? Where can I buy the outfit? How
much can I expect to make in a good night? Are the tips good? What about
other "side benefits," if you know what I mean? I'd have no problem with
giving you your 10% cut. I agree with you that keeping 90% of something is
better than 100% of nothing, which is what I currently earn from my chiseled physique.
I'm baffled why a guy with your impressive list of credentials and penchant
for publicity would be curiously missing from imdb.com, which usually does
such a great job of documenting even the least known players in show biz. The
only "DiBello" listed is Carla. You might want to look into that. There's not
much about you on Google, either. Did you play your college football games
under an alias?
I'm still trying to absorb all this great new information, but thanks for
making today an interesting day on this board. By the way, you might want to
correct the spelling in your disclaimer below. The word is actually
spelled "deductible."
<<"NOTE: Tvtrips.com and TPIR.org is a registered 501 (c) (3) non-for-profit company. All donations and contributions are completely tax-deductable. In addition, $TPIR-TRIP$, TVTRIPS.com and TPIR.org reinvests 90% of all finances back into this unique television ministry. In addition, we donate 10% of all proceeds to Christian churches and charities across the nation.">>
Message was edited by: TheConfessor, to imply nudity.
Message was edited by: TheConfessor
TUB Post #85035
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 10:44 AM PDT - Thursday September 16, 2004
Subject: TVtrips_com offering % partnership for Millionaire
WWTBAM fans...organizing support team for 2 promising contestants set to
audition on 9-20 and beyond. Want to put together team to participate. This
has worked in past, as you can see Armand Kachigian mention my school and win
$500K at TVtrips.com...At this stage, need testing Q and A's--contestant is
very good on personality, show, and upper-level Q's--needs help on current
events. If anyone has or recalls some common answers or questions on the test
(once taken by her); will offer % to you. You may log on site and e-mail
(use "partnership" on CONTACT page) and I will forward an agreement. Thank you.
Mark Anthony DiBello
TVtrips.com
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Post #85048
Time: 10:50 AM
Author: alonzo_mosley
Can you go to grammar.com before you post again? Thanks.
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Post #85066
Author: PlacentiaSoccerMom
Time: 10:54 AM
<<If anyone has or recalls some common answers or questions on the test (once
taken by her); will offer % to you.>>
Interesting. I recently signed a contract for the show. I was under the
impression that you violate the contract if you allocate a % of your winnings
before going on the show.
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Post #85067
Author: nnme462
Time: 10:55 AM
No one here works for money or cheats on the test. We provide emotional
support and study guidelines, plus Phone-a-Friend services for free.
You were told where to find the transcripts. The rest is up to you.
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Post #85060
Author: andrewjackson
Time: 10:56 AM
You may find that people here are reluctant to share test questions. There are
concerns that the producers do not have a high opinion of posters here in the
first place and if we get a reputation for pooling test information that
opinion may go even lower.
Good luck to the contestants, though.
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Post #85068
Author: PlacentiaSoccerMom
Time: 10:56 AM
<<No one here works for money or cheats on the test. We provide emotional
support and study guidelines, plus Phone-a-Friend services for free.
You were told where to find the transcripts. The rest is up to you.>>
At times like this, I wish that the rec button was still around
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Post #85061
Author: goongas
Time: 10:57 AM
I took the celebrity test twice and failed twice and have written down almost
all of the questions (they are now in the garbage but I remember a fair amount
of them). Unfortunately, I am not for sale.
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Post #85062
Author: PlacentiaSoccerMom
Time: 10:58 AM
<<I took the celebrity test twice and failed twice and have written down
almost all of the questions (they are now in the garbage but I remember a fair
amount of them). Unfortunately, I am not for sale.>>
Rec Rec Rec!
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Post #85063
Author: jac070
Time: 10:59 AM
If you help someone pass the test with cribbed answers, what % of his or her
card do you get? Just the bottom corner, or a really good part like the
postmarked area?
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Post #85107
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 11:28 AM
You all make a good point. I am not asking for anyone to cheat. I am asking
for people to pool their resources. I am willing to do it. If you do not, than
so be it. I want to win, and I don't have to and never did cheat to win. I
know all the rules and abide by them. Period.
Mark DiBello
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Post #85138
Author: littlebeast13
Time: 11:47 AM
<<WWTBAM fans...organizing support team for 2 promising contestants set to
audition on 9-20 and beyond. Want to put together team to participate. This
has worked in past, as you can see Armand Kachigian mention my school and win
$500K at TVtrips.com>>
Ah, I was wondering how a Granite City boy was finally able to do well on
national TV....
I wonder if we could get a group together to invest in Marley's quest for glory.....
lb13
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Post #85172
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 11:49 AM
I will help Marley anyway I can...and you are right, Granite city Kachigian
has less personality than a rock.
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Post #85181
Author: _TPTB_
Time: 12:00 PM
Don't forget my cut. I get 50%, or you can forget about any of your horses
getting even a whiff of a card. Nobody gets rich off of our show except the
executives... that includes the contestants and their managers. We change test
questions more often than Meredith changes shoes, so I wouldn't bother with
these guys' crib sheets.
It never hurts to grovel....
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Post #85185
Author: jeemie4452
Time: 12:03 PM
<<You all make a good point. I am not asking for anyone to cheat. I am asking
for people to pool their resources.>>
Pool our resources by providing test answers = cheating
You may call it whatever you wish.
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Post #85194
Author: hermillion
Time: 12:05 PM
<<and you are right, Granite city Kachigian has less personality than a rock.>>
Now this is just a nasty comment! Armand was the contestant who followed me
into the hotseat. We had all spent the day together, and several of us had
dinner together after the taping (but before his day two). He may not be the
life of the party, but he is a very pleasant gentleman, and one who I enjoyed
getting to know.
If this is how Mr. TVtrips talks about his clients, he strikes me as a mean-
spirited, spiteful person.
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Post #85197
Author: InfernalRevenueService
Time: 12:07 PM
<<Don't forget my cut. I get 50%, or you can forget about any of your horses
getting even a whiff of a card. Nobody gets rich off of our show except the
executives...>>
And me! When all of us are through with these poor schmoes, they may have
enough left over to tip the cabbie on the way to the airport.
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Post #85209
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 12:09 PM
Nancy...I saw your show and you did great--and I used you as an example to
Armand on personality. As for Armand, I've known the guy 2 years. I was being
lighthearted...you should stick to answering 1m questions and let me do my job.
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Post #85221
Author: takinover
Time: 12:12 PM
<<Nancy...I saw your show and you did great--and I used you as an example to
Armand on personality.>>
If this is the case then I think you need to leave the game show business and
enter the psychic business, seeing how Armand immediately followed Nancy into
the hotseat.
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Post #85246
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 12:17 PM
Takin over..FYI...we consulted as he show carried over, and I knew of Nancy
before they taped...I am not psychic, but I am good at what I do.
MAD
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Post #85264
Author: takinover
Time: 12:25 PM
Let's see how this works:
Nancy tapes and wins $1M
Armand comes out and answers seven questions and then the horn sounds.
You consult Armand on how to have personality like Nancy even though Armand
has already cleared the hurdle where having a personality is important (the
interview).
Armand comes back the next day and wins $500K.
Exactly how did Nancy Christy's example help Armand, again?
If by you being good at what you do you mean confusing me, then you are correct.
Message was edited by: takinover typos
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Post #85456
Author: Monosyllabic_Grunting_Dork
Time: 1:21 PM
I need help, tell me how to sign up.
Grunt, Grunt, Grunt.
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Post #85475
Author: Halle_Berry
Time: 1:24 PM
No thanks, I am the desired demo, and Charlie will give me all the answers,
He's still putty in my hands.
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Post #85468
Author: a1mamacat
Time: 1:29 PM
ummmm
no
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Post #86053
Author: SportsFan68
Time: 8:47 PM
GUFFAW!!!!
You guys are great!!
WTG, Hermillion and Takinover. You slam dunked him.
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TUB Post #85231
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 12:14 PM PDT - Thursday September 16, 2004
Subject: TVtrips_com donates to charity as a non-profit.
By the way...and this will likely be my last comment.
I am here to help. And my company is all about winning, promotion and charity.
It is between YOU and God as to what you think of it. And if the Aetheist
featured on TVtrips.com can win 500K so can everyone else.
God Bless,
Mark Anthony DiBello
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Post #85234
Author: InfernalRevenueService
Time: 12:16 PM
I can't for the life of me decide whether I should laugh or cry.
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Post #85255
Author: TVtrips_com
Time: 12:21 PM
On just one of my shows (Wheel) I won 65K because God gave me the answers.
Fact is: I can't spell IRS...so how much have you won? ZE-O....God bless you.
Good Bye.
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Post #85280
Author: HoltDad414
Time: 12:27 PM
On just one of my shows (Wheel) I won 65K because God gave me the answers.
I have it on good authority that God is excellent at solving those "Before &
After" puzzles.
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Post #85270
Author: jsuchard
Time: 12:28 PM
Good Bye.
...and good riddance!
<<I won 65K because God gave me the answers>>
If this is true, then why did you come here for help?!
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Post #85283
Author: layersoflight
Time: 12:29 PM
Maybe god likes Ken Jennings better than all the other J! contestants, which
is why KJ is doing so well...
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Post #85285
Author: silvercamaro
Time: 12:29 PM
That explains why God was unavailable to be on my PAF list. He'd already been
called twice that season. I had to make do with four saints and a guardian angel.
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Post #85294
Author: littlebeast13
Time: 12:32 PM
<<That explains why God was unavailable to be on my PAF list. He'd already
been called twice that season. I had to make do with four saints and a
guardian angel.>>
And on the sixth day, God created Google.....
lb13
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Post #85296
Author: bbking52
Time: 12:32 PM
I am a lot cheaper than his charities. Send your money to me and I will
channel whatshername-Knight, J something-and talk in a low voice and I will
gather and harbor highest tier answers and I will dispense them to worthy bb's.
I will also get someone to make me a sparkly website so you know I'm spiritual
enaht.
I need some more new shoes, so send ME the money. I will get you to that upper
tier. Trust me. Really.
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Post #85345
Author: renovator
Time: 12:46 PM
<<I will get you to that upper tier. Trust me. Really.>>
No, I will not trust you. However, if you send ME some money, I might
reconsider. And vouch for your goodness to all my friends.
Certified check will do.
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Post #85397
Author: bbking52
Time: 12:59 PM
<<No, I will not trust you. However, if you send ME some money, I might
reconsider. And vouch for your goodness to all my friends.
Certified check will do.>>
Goodness, schmoodness. (Schmoopie woopie. Sorry, a little Seinfeld crept in.)
I will ban you from my sparkly spiritual website for your lack of faith in my
karma-enhancing skills. Unless, of course, you send ME a money order or in-
kind donations, in which case I will prepare loads of contestant-
building, um, stuff, for you.
Philistine.
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Post #85425
Author: renovator
Time: 1:14 PM
<<Philistine>>
Now you have insulted me, which casts further doubt on your spiritual
enlightendedness-abob. Unless you send ME money, I will be forced to put a
curse on you.
I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.
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Post #85445
Author: silvercamaro
Time: 1:16 PM
<<Philistine
Now you have insulted me, which casts further doubt on your spiritual
enlightendedness-abob. Unless you send ME money, I will be forced to put a
curse on you.
I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.>>
Dear Philistine and Enlightened One:
Why don't you both send ME money, and I will use my powers of neutral fairness
to negotiate a peaceful reconciliation between you, so that both may live in
spiritual harmony.
Signed,
Switzerland
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Post #85471
Author: bbking52
Time: 1:22 PM
<<Philistine
Now you have insulted me, which casts further doubt on your spiritual
enlightendedness-abob. Unless you send ME money, I will be forced to put a
curse on you.
I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.>>
The ability to discern character flaws of potential sparkly-website
participants is not evidence of spiritual unenlightedness-abob. Easy for you
to say. It is merely an exhortation and, truly, a free consulting service for
which I SHOULD charge for, yet, in the interests of building my client
database, I won't. Yet.
Curses don't work on sparkly website people, however, if you persist in
casting bad karmic threats and all around I might be persuaded to dredge up
some Druidic shaman monster to settle your happy self down.
Plebeian.
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Post #85459
Author: bbking52
Time: 1:25 PM
<<Philistine
Now you have insulted me, which casts further doubt on your spiritual
enlightendedness-abob. Unless you send ME money, I will be forced to put a
curse on you.
I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.
Dear Philistine and Enlightened One:
Why don't you both send ME money, and I will use my powers of neutral fairness
to negotiate a peaceful reconciliation between you, so that both may live in
spiritual harmony.>>
Oh, just great. Sparkly website personaes DON'T avail themselves of U.N.y
sorts of facilities and most certainly NOT from some wuss frog neighbor with
holey cheese as an export.
I'm just sayin'.
However, if you'd like to present your credentials as a
channelee/contestant/contributor I'd gladly accept your CHECK, MONEY ORDER,
CREDIT CARD or whichever ANNUITY or LOAN you'd like to offer.
Honestly, the crowd here.
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Post #85506
Author: Corn9977
Time: 1:34 PM
Well, at least he didn't say God was gonna call him home!
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Post #85621
Author: T_Bone0806
Time: 3:12 PM
Could I just borrow a couple of bucks for a sandwich?
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Post #85715
Author: bbking52
Time: 5:31 PM
<<Could I just borrow a couple of bucks for a sandwich?>>
If you will just send me a little bit of money I'll make you a never-ending
sandwich, full of sparkly website and spirituality-abobness. You'll never go
back to regular sandwiches.
And I'm sure it would be deDUCTABLE and good for a free Chippendale table
dance. (your mileage may vary)
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Post #85729
Author: BackInTex
Time: 5:35 PM
Website says he is available for preaching. Our church might be interested but
we've already booked Anna Nicole Smith to give a sermon.
Of course, we could use some entertainment for the ladies bazarre next month.
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Post #85739
Author: bbking52
Time: 5:49 PM
<<Website says he is available for preaching. Our church might be interested
but we've already booked Anna Nicole Smith to give a sermon.>>
Dontcha just love those "adult" Bible classes? With hands on demonstrations?
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Post #85757
Author: PlacentiaSoccerMom
Time: 5:51 PM
If you click on this link, you can donate money to tvtrips.com
http://www.tvtrips.com/contribute.htm
They have "gift" packages for $5 and $25 donations. They even have packages
encouraging you to donate 10% of your game show winnings.
From their site:
<<Contribute 10%
Now if you have already used our services to appear on a show and you would
like to be blessed by making a tax-deductable contribution or tithe of 10% (of
the total of your cash and prizes) to keep this unique TV ministry alive--
please click below.
Click the button below and enter your 10% donation amount on the PayPal screen:
You may also make your tax-deductable donation, contribution or tithe by
business check, cashiers check or money order (made payable to DPC Inc.), and
mail it to:
$TPIR-TRIP$, c/o DPC Inc. PO Box 31, East Greenbush, NY. 12061>>
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Post #85760
Author: BackInTex
Time: 5:59 PM
<<Contribute 10%
Now if you have already used our services to appear on a show and you would
like to be blessed by making a tax-deductable contribution or tithe of 10% (of
the total of your cash and prizes) to keep this unique TV ministry alive--
please click below.
Click the button below and enter your 10% donation amount on the PayPal screen:
You may also make your tax-deductable donation, contribution or tithe by
business check, cashiers check or money order (made payable to DPC Inc.), and
mail it to:
$TPIR-TRIP$, c/o DPC Inc. PO Box 31, East Greenbush, NY. 12061>>
I wish I'd thought of this. Is this one of those 'You can earn upto
$4000/month from home' opportunities you see on stapled to telephone poles and
such?
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Post #85771
Author: MarleysGh0st
Time: 6:07 PM
<<You may also make your tax-deductable donation, contribution or tithe by
business check, cashiers check or money order>>
Ummm, why won't this ministry accept a personal check?
Sounds rather untrusting!
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Post #85776
Author: silvercamaro
Time: 6:15 PM
<<Ummm, why won't this ministry accept a personal check?>>
In God we trust. All others pay cash.
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TUB Post #85649
Author: TheConfessor
Time: 3:57 PM PDT - Thursday September 16, 2004
Subject: Re: TVtrips.com Message
Mark, please don't let these naysayers stop you from continuing all the great
work you do to make the world a better place. I'm sure you're just hearing
from the vocal minority. I personally learned so much on your web site that I
am now kicking myself for not signing up for your program earlier. I wish I
had your foresight and audacity to declare myself a non-profit religious
organization. I'm sure I could have saved myself some serious bucks by doing that.
This item from your bio caught my eye:
<<"The 90's began with performances at select Florida stand-up comedy venues.
As well, Mark Anthony performed live and in an array of classy videos as a
Chippendale dancer. As an offshoot of the staged shows, Mark created an
impersonation show of Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler (replete with lip-
synching, choreography, and an elaborate wardrobe).">>
For years I've been trying to break into the world of Chippendale dancing,
especially doing the classy videos, but it seems to be a closed society. Got
any tips on how to get my foot in the door? Where can I buy the outfit? How
much can I expect to make in a good night? Are the tips good? What about
other "side benefits," if you know what I mean? I'd have no problem with
giving you your 10% cut. I agree with you that keeping 90% of something is
better than 100% of nothing, which is what I currently earn from my chiseled physique.
I'm baffled why a guy with your impressive list of credentials and penchant
for publicity would be curiously missing from imdb.com, which usually does
such a great job of documenting even the least known players in show biz. The
only "DiBello" listed is Carla. You might want to look into that. There's not
much about you on Google, either. Did you play your college football games
under an alias?
I'm still trying to absorb all this great new information, but thanks for
making today an interesting day on this board. By the way, you might want to
correct the spelling in your disclaimer below. The word is actually
spelled "deductible."
<<"NOTE: Tvtrips.com and TPIR.org is a registered 501 (c) (3) non-for-profit company. All donations and contributions are completely tax-deductable. In addition, $TPIR-TRIP$, TVTRIPS.com and TPIR.org reinvests 90% of all finances back into this unique television ministry. In addition, we donate 10% of all proceeds to Christian churches and charities across the nation.">>
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