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Mr. NE1, I am a very brave girl. Everybody says so. I also have proven my ability to withstand pain of a magnitude that would level other dogs. Considering these factors, I am asking you sincerely to consider changing your avatar photo. Now, that guy is scary, and it hurts to look at him!

I know who it is. It's Mr. Congressman Rep. Henry Waxman. I do not mean to make fun of Mr. Henry's appearance. He cannot help that his nostrils are the size of the well that swallowed up Baby Jessica. I personally have a big nose, with proportionally sized nostrils. But Mr. Henry's nostrils are scary. They are the mysterious Black Holes that will suck up the entire universe and spit out rogue galaxies for change. I tremble at the sight of them.

I am certain that you do not look a thing like Mr. Henry. I can tell by the way you write that you are very nice-looking, for a two-footer. Please don't make me look at that avatar any more. Please find a different picture that doesn't include Mr. Henry, so that I can declare you to be downright handsome. Thank you very much for your consideration.

Love,
Annie
/:P\

Where is that darn rec button?

I did not know that Ms. Anniecamaro was a Republican.

ulysses5019 wrote:I did not know that Ms. Anniecamaro was a Republican.

I am not a Republican, and I am not a Democrat, and I am neither a Republicrat nor a Demoblican. If they won't let me vote, I say let 'em figure out everything for theirownselves.

I only know that Mr. Henry has a most unfortunate and frightening honker.

Ah, so you believe in antiduranteism....

ulysses5019 wrote:Ah, so you believe in antiduranteism....

It's not the size of the schnozzola, it's the ola in the schnozz.

While we're on the subject of avatars, I'd like to ask Mr. Ulysses, if he's going to shave, to please finish the job!

I think furry backs are pretty.

I'm letting my own back grow.

AnnieCamaro wrote:I think furry backs are pretty.

I'm letting my own back grow.

Yes, I think that's the right grooming decision for you.

And maybe for Mr. Uly, but his fur doesn't look quite so luxurious.

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Yes, I think that's the right grooming decision for you.

And maybe for Mr. Uly, but his fur doesn't look quite so luxurious.

That can't be Mr. Uly. He would be a silverback.

Dear Annie,

I'm so sorry if I caused you one moment of distress during your convalescence. I have changed my avatar to one of my recent head shots.

'zif....

Ah...that feels better....and even though this is not my best side, I'm better looking than the 10s dude's new head shot....

ne1410s wrote:Dear Annie,

I'm so sorry if I caused you one moment of distress during your convalescence. I have changed my avatar to one of my recent head shots.

'zif....

Dear Mr. NE1,

I knew it! I knew you were the best-looking, handsomest, most debonaire, and most considerate two-footed humanitarian of all time.

Good boy. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Would you like a cookie? I think the pinkies and the greenies are the tastiest. You may have your choice. It's the least I can do for such a wonderful person.

Love,
Annie
/:P\

ulysses5019 wrote:Ah...that feels better....and even though this is not my best side, I'm better looking than the 10s dude's new head shot....

You do have nice buns, Mr. Uly.

ulysses5019 wrote:Ah...that feels better....and even though this is not my best side, I'm better looking than the 10s dude's new head shot....

Don't forget to freshen up after.

AnnieCamaro wrote: Considering these factors, I am asking you sincerely to consider changing your avatar photo. Now, that guy is scary, and it hurts to look at him!

I know who it is. It's Mr. Congressman Rep. Henry Waxman. I do not mean to make fun of Mr. Henry's appearance. He cannot help that his nostrils are the size of the well that swallowed up Baby Jessica. I personally have a big nose, with proportionally sized nostrils. But Mr. Henry's nostrils are scary. They are the mysterious Black Holes that will suck up the entire universe and spit out rogue galaxies for change. I tremble at the sight of them.

I do happen to look a lot like Henry Waxman, and I've had people tell me that. I don't think we have big nostrils.....

silverscreenselect wrote: I do happen to look a lot like Henry Waxman, and I've had people tell me that. I don't think we have big nostrils.....

Mr. silverscreen, I have seen you on the tv with Mr. Regis. I am pleased to tell you that I never for one moment thought you looked like Mr. Henry. The people who tell you you look like him are not your friends.

/:P\

Mr Henry looks a bit like a weasel.