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#1 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:52 am

Is there a corresponding 4 horsemen of the apocalypse for the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Like the four antipastos or zabaglionis or something?

Because my dream last night might be an omen. In it was a humongous flying alligator, or crocodile, I'm not sure and I wasn't sure in the dream either. However, I was walking up a pathway with somebody or other to go someplace or other when out of the sky, like a military helicopter, descended this large bright green hardplasticky alligator. He looked like a playground fixture or Fischer Price-like that. But he was BIG. And ominous. Like a clown. He landed in a tree and the next thing I knew I was in a car going past him while he was being dissected by military people. And I was pointing him out to my co-passengers.

Then there were his babies, or his babies' heads, flittering about in a shallow pool that I had to cross. They looked fake like him, too, but were also ominous.
I pushed on through after realizing, for the FIRST TIME EVER IN A DREAM, that I couldn't jump/fly over them. They didn't get me or anything so I didn't need to jump/fly over them.

Are you certified in FSM doctrine? Is this portentous, momentous or licentious?

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Re: Hey Rexer!

#2 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:58 am

Beebs52 wrote:Is there a corresponding 4 horsemen of the apocalypse for the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Like the four antipastos or zabaglionis or something?

Because my dream last night might be an omen. In it was a humongous flying alligator, or crocodile, I'm not sure and I wasn't sure in the dream either. However, I was walking up a pathway with somebody or other to go someplace or other when out of the sky, like a military helicopter, descended this large bright green hardplasticky alligator. He looked like a playground fixture or Fischer Price-like that. But he was BIG. And ominous. Like a clown. He landed in a tree and the next thing I knew I was in a car going past him while he was being dissected by military people. And I was pointing him out to my co-passengers.

Then there were his babies, or his babies' heads, flittering about in a shallow pool that I had to cross. They looked fake like him, too, but were also ominous.
I pushed on through after realizing, for the FIRST TIME EVER IN A DREAM, that I couldn't jump/fly over them. They didn't get me or anything so I didn't need to jump/fly over them.

Are you certified in FSM doctrine? Is this portentous, momentous or licentious?

Sincerely,

Beebs
Alas, I am but a passerby in the world of FSM. Meaning, I read the wikipedia article once. I have no clue how important flying plastic ominous reptiles are. The main thing I remember about FSM is that you wanna stay away from the noodly appendage.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.

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#3 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:01 am

Rexer25 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Is there a corresponding 4 horsemen of the apocalypse for the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Like the four antipastos or zabaglionis or something?

Alas, I am but a passerby in the world of FSM. Meaning, I read the wikipedia article once. I have no clue how important flying plastic ominous reptiles are. The main thing I remember about FSM is that you wanna stay away from the noodly appendage .
You make that sound like a bad thing.
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#4 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:44 pm

What did you eat before bed?!?!?!?!

And, are there any leftovers.....?

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#5 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:15 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:What did you eat before bed?!?!?!?!

And, are there any leftovers.....?
It was one of those nights when I went to bed fairly early and I think we'd had stirfry for dinner. Nothing spicy or odd.

That's how my dreams are mostly, though.
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