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Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:18 pm
by themanintheseersuckersuit
Olympic beach volleyball players have come across an unexpected handicap - squirrels burying their nuts on their courts.
The rodents have been burying beechnuts and acorns on six sandy practice courts at London's St James's Park.
And bikini-clad players have been left grimacing as they land barefoot on the squirrel snacks.
Groundsmen now have to rake the sand before practice sessions, reports The Sun.
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkie ... volleyball

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:25 pm
by WalhalsGh0st
Only squirrels with prehensile tails should be allowed on the volleyball courts.....

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:16 pm
by ulysses5019
WalhalsGh0st wrote:Only squirrels with prehensile tails should be allowed on the volleyball courts.....

And skimpy bikinis...

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:40 am
by earendel
I read this morning that one of the American female gymnasts, Gabby Douglas, has been nicknamed "the flying squirrel" because of her performances on the uneven bars.

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:18 am
by littlebeast13
earendel wrote:I read this morning that one of the American female gymnasts, Gabby Douglas, has been nicknamed "the flying squirrel" because of her performances on the uneven bars.

I honestly don't give a shit about the Olympics, but it's been a loooong time since Sully's sister got any avatar love, so here you all go....

lb13

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:19 am
by silverscreenselect
WalhalsGh0st wrote:Only squirrels with prehensile tails should be allowed on the volleyball courts.....
If memory serves, your usual annual appearance should be sometime during the games, shouldn't it?

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:22 am
by littlebeast13
silverscreenselect wrote:
WalhalsGh0st wrote:Only squirrels with prehensile tails should be allowed on the volleyball courts.....
If memory serves, your usual annual appearance should be sometime during the games, shouldn't it?

Don't you have a little counting to do....?

lb13

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:54 am
by silverscreenselect
littlebeast13 wrote:
silverscreenselect wrote:
WalhalsGh0st wrote:Only squirrels with prehensile tails should be allowed on the volleyball courts.....
If memory serves, your usual annual appearance should be sometime during the games, shouldn't it?

Don't you have a little counting to do....?

lb13
I count stars in my sleep. I wonder if Walhal counts volleyball players in his sleep.

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:27 am
by minimetoo26
earendel wrote:I read this morning that one of the American female gymnasts, Gabby Douglas, has been nicknamed "the flying squirrel" because of her performances on the uneven bars.

You could have read about that WEEKS ago!

http://wwtbambored.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40447

:P

(And for beast: Found It! And it looks like Gabby's been bleaching her fur... :P :P )

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:29 am
by littlebeast13
minimetoo26 wrote:(And for beast: Found It! And it looks like Gabby's been bleaching her fur... :P :P )

Is that going to show up in the drug test?

lb13

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:19 pm
by TheConfessor
littlebeast13 wrote:I honestly don't give a shit about the Olympics...
Not even when Michelle Jenneke is running?



Oh wait. She didn't qualify. Never mind.

Re: Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:42 pm
by MissBeautifulRedSquirrel
TheConfessor wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:I honestly don't give a shit about the Olympics...
Not even when Michelle Jenneke is running?



Oh wait. She didn't qualify. Never mind.

Poser. She can't even put the tramp stamp on the correct side....