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I finally gave birth to my stone at about 3:07 AM this morning!

After over 5 months of gestation and an intense 36 hour labor period, the damn 5 millimeter kidney stone finally vacated my innards and deposited itself into one of our fine Mecca urinals. It is no wonder that day and a half journey from my bladder to the exit hole was so joyous on my tender parts when I checked out the new arrival with my own eyes and saw it was cocklebur shaped. Men and women alike should be cringing and reaching for their crotches upon hearing that....

I have had much larger stones, but they had to be blasted. This is by far the biggest I've ever passed on my own. I currently have it in my Minnesota shot glass upon the search for a more permanent home for my little bundle of agony....

All gifts and expressions of sympathy will be kindly welcomed....

You are all lucky my camera wouldn't focus on the damn thing too.....

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Owwie!

Glad for you it had departed, sorry it was such a painful parting

oh, found it!

5 millimeters! Wow! (I know how big that is since I've become a better scientist.)

I'm very happy for you that it can't hurt you any more. If I were closer, I would lick your toes to make you feel better.

Love,
Lizbit

That's bringing back very painful memories. Glad it's gone. --Bob

What are you going to name it? Is it a boy? If so, when's the bris?

I'm a light sleeper and was up around 4:07 EDT this morning. Thought I heard a scream or two.

5 mm. Dayamn!

Poor hubby has had a few cockleburs as well. A couple passed (one while he was recovering from a broken hip and pneumonia); one got "stuck" and had to be removed the hard way. I certainly sympathize.

I'm just glad this thread got the avatar not the Supermoon thread

Ouch!

Glad it is gone.

Are you going to celebrate with a mega Pepsi?

christie1111 wrote:Are you going to celebrate with a mega Pepsi?

I already did, though that's a Sunday morning tradition....

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FREEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

(I'm assuming that's blue face paint in the urinal. I don't want to speculate what the yellow is on the floor. Unless Antwon was in there earlier..........)

Ha! I was going to tell you now that I've seen and commented on the avatar, you'd better be swapping out that bad boy. You were too quick for me.


MANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Sistine Fanny wrote:Ha! I was going to tell you now that I've seen and commented on the avatar, you'd better be swapping out that bad boy. You were too quick for me.


MANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

You must have lag, I switched it out right before I made that last reply....

And you know I keep up on the schedule so I don't get my ass kicked.......



GO NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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Sistine Fanny wrote:FREEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

(I'm assuming that's blue face paint in the urinal. I don't want to speculate what the yellow is on the floor. Unless Antwon was in there earlier..........)

The blue is the pretty little urinal dish that the urinal mint sits on (Damn, how did I forget to draw the mint!?!!?)

The yellow on the floor doesn't work as well as it does in the Colorado snow, does it......?

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Glad it's gone and you're OK. I'm so impressed that you didn't even miss work - Antwon should be too!

I've been very busy this weekend - had to search far and wide for a stock certificate that if not found was going to cost us $2750 to replace. Praise the Lord, I found it tonight while looking for something else, of course! I hope TAH pays me commission on how much I saved him!

Leave tomorrow about 3PM for Birmingham for the procedure known as TSA, or total shoulder arthroplasty for TAH, who I know will be a terrible patient and just might drive me over the edge. We may both be on medication before this is over. We have to be at the hospital at 5AM on Tuesday and hopefully, he will be discharged on Thursday. Pray for me!!

Thanks!


kay

kayrharris wrote:Glad it's gone and you're OK. I'm so impressed that you didn't even miss work - Antwon should be too!

I've been very busy this weekend - had to search far and wide for a stock certificate that if not found was going to cost us $2750 to replace. Praise the Lord, I found it tonight while looking for something else, of course! I hope TAH pays me commission on how much I saved him!

Leave tomorrow about 3PM for Birmingham for the procedure known as TSA, or total shoulder arthroplasty for TAH, who I know will be a terrible patient and just might drive me over the edge. We may both be on medication before this is over. We have to be at the hospital at 5AM on Tuesday and hopefully, he will be discharged on Thursday. Pray for me!!

Thanks!


kay

I'll try to work you into my thoughts, if I have any....

And you forgot to include any TMI.....

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littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:Glad it's gone and you're OK. I'm so impressed that you didn't even miss work - Antwon should be too!

I've been very busy this weekend - had to search far and wide for a stock certificate that if not found was going to cost us $2750 to replace. Praise the Lord, I found it tonight while looking for something else, of course! I hope TAH pays me commission on how much I saved him!

Leave tomorrow about 3PM for Birmingham for the procedure known as TSA, or total shoulder arthroplasty for TAH, who I know will be a terrible patient and just might drive me over the edge. We may both be on medication before this is over. We have to be at the hospital at 5AM on Tuesday and hopefully, he will be discharged on Thursday. Pray for me!!

Thanks!


kay

I'll try to work you into my thoughts, if I have any....

And you forgot to include any TMI.....

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Maybe you'll find a thought or two. Hopefully the hospital will have internet as I am going to have lots of time just sitting around for the next couple of days. Maybe I'll actually post more than once a week.

kay

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:Glad it's gone and you're OK. I'm so impressed that you didn't even miss work - Antwon should be too!

I've been very busy this weekend - had to search far and wide for a stock certificate that if not found was going to cost us $2750 to replace. Praise the Lord, I found it tonight while looking for something else, of course! I hope TAH pays me commission on how much I saved him!

Leave tomorrow about 3PM for Birmingham for the procedure known as TSA, or total shoulder arthroplasty for TAH, who I know will be a terrible patient and just might drive me over the edge. We may both be on medication before this is over. We have to be at the hospital at 5AM on Tuesday and hopefully, he will be discharged on Thursday. Pray for me!!

Thanks!


kay

I'll try to work you into my thoughts, if I have any....

And you forgot to include any TMI.....

lb13

Maybe you'll find a thought or two. Hopefully the hospital will have internet as I am going to have lots of time just sitting around for the next couple of days. Maybe I'll actually post more than once a week.

kay

That would be so considerate of you to remember all of your friends here. Especially me, your dearest friend of all.....

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littlebeast13 wrote:I finally gave birth to my stone at about 3:07 AM this morning!

After over 5 months of gestation and an intense 36 hour labor period, the damn 5 millimeter kidney stone finally vacated my innards and deposited itself into one of our fine Mecca urinals. It is no wonder that day and a half journey from my bladder to the exit hole was so joyous on my tender parts when I checked out the new arrival with my own eyes and saw it was cocklebur shaped. Men and women alike should be cringing and reaching for their crotches upon hearing that....

I have had much larger stones, but they had to be blasted. This is by far the biggest I've ever passed on my own. I currently have it in my Minnesota shot glass upon the search for a more permanent home for my little bundle of agony....

All gifts and expressions of sympathy will be kindly welcomed....

You are all lucky my camera wouldn't focus on the damn thing too.....

lb13

Ouch! Everything about this is painful! This avatar will not win!

More TMI from the same restroom, and quite possibly even the same urinal as the Sunday morning version....

Quite disgusting tale from the Mecca restroom... as Iben Browning would say, you have been warned!

Our maintenance guy who cleans the bathrooms walked by me as white as a ghost as I was heading to first break at midnight last night (An impressive feat since the guy is black). He shook his head and told me what he saw when he went into the back mens room a few minutes before and saw some guy standing at the urinal taking a leak....... with his buddy happily holding his wiener for him......

Guess what the talk of the night was? And the two customers are late night regulars. We always wondered about them.......

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littlebeast13 wrote:More TMI from the same restroom, and quite possibly even the same urinal as the Sunday morning version....

Quite disgusting tale from the Mecca restroom... as Iben Browning would say, you have been warned!

Our maintenance guy who cleans the bathrooms walked by me as white as a ghost as I was heading to first break at midnight last night (An impressive feat since the guy is black). He shook his head and told me what he saw when he went into the back mens room a few minutes before and saw some guy standing at the urinal taking a leak....... with his buddy happily holding his wiener for him......

Guess what the talk of the night was? And the two customers are late night regulars. We always wondered about them.......

lb13

Not disgusting, but unnerving. I mean, it's great to help a friend out, but that's a bit much...

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:More TMI from the same restroom, and quite possibly even the same urinal as the Sunday morning version....

Quite disgusting tale from the Mecca restroom... as Iben Browning would say, you have been warned!

Our maintenance guy who cleans the bathrooms walked by me as white as a ghost as I was heading to first break at midnight last night (An impressive feat since the guy is black). He shook his head and told me what he saw when he went into the back mens room a few minutes before and saw some guy standing at the urinal taking a leak....... with his buddy happily holding his wiener for him......

Guess what the talk of the night was? And the two customers are late night regulars. We always wondered about them.......

lb13

Not disgusting, but unnerving. I mean, it's great to help a friend out, but that's a bit much...

At least he didn't ask him to hold his purse while he relieved himself, now that's embarrassing....

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littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:More TMI from the same restroom, and quite possibly even the same urinal as the Sunday morning version....

Quite disgusting tale from the Mecca restroom... as Iben Browning would say, you have been warned!

Our maintenance guy who cleans the bathrooms walked by me as white as a ghost as I was heading to first break at midnight last night (An impressive feat since the guy is black). He shook his head and told me what he saw when he went into the back mens room a few minutes before and saw some guy standing at the urinal taking a leak....... with his buddy happily holding his wiener for him......

Guess what the talk of the night was? And the two customers are late night regulars. We always wondered about them.......

lb13

Not disgusting, but unnerving. I mean, it's great to help a friend out, but that's a bit much...

At least he didn't ask him to hold his purse while he relieved himself, now that's embarrassing....

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Maybe he just couldn't lay off the other guy's junk--JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T LAY OFF THE PEPSI!!!!!!!!

Erin's bus driver (the one I do Relay For Life with) has brewed up a 6 millimeter stone. This is her third, and she says she'd rather give birth, which she's already done twice also. She's hoping to finish out the year without having to go get blasted...

minimetoo26 wrote:Erin's bus driver (the one I do Relay For Life with) has brewed up a 6 millimeter stone. This is her third, and she says she'd rather give birth, which she's already done twice also. She's hoping to finish out the year without having to go get blasted...

My Mom agrees, but the stoneless moms out there who have to listen to my whining don't seem to buy it. Just wait, I tell them....

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