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Jon
Let's start a pool on The Bored. Can we get 100 of us to each contribute a penny for the chance to win $3 million each? Unlike Powerball, MegaMillions tickets still cost only a dollar.tower55 wrote:Dont forget....MegaMillions for Friday....290-300 million.
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Jon
Problem is there is always some troublemaker wanting to put their 2 cents in.TheConfessor wrote:Let's start a pool on The Bored. Can we get 100 of us to each contribute a penny for the chance to win $3 million each? Unlike Powerball, MegaMillions tickets still cost only a dollar.tower55 wrote:Dont forget....MegaMillions for Friday....290-300 million.
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Jon
Lump sum or annuity?tower55 wrote:Dont forget....MegaMillions for Friday....290-300 million.
Well, yeah--I always shell out the extra buck for the Megaplier!frogman042 wrote:Problem is there is always some troublemaker wanting to put their 2 cents in.TheConfessor wrote:Let's start a pool on The Bored. Can we get 100 of us to each contribute a penny for the chance to win $3 million each? Unlike Powerball, MegaMillions tickets still cost only a dollar.tower55 wrote:Dont forget....MegaMillions for Friday....290-300 million.
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Jon
Rate of return has gone down, huh?CarShark wrote:Nobody won it this time, though 39 people won the $250,000 second prize and a further 218 won $10,000. That's almost $12 million right there. Jackpot stands at $356 million annuitized, $255 million cash in your hands Wednesday morning. That's the highest amount of cash ever up for grabs in a lottery. (LINK) The highest the annuity has been was $390 for MegaMillions back in March 2007. I will be playing again on Tuesday. Best of luck to all.
It has been raised to $363M/$259M already.tower55 wrote:Tuesday (27th)....356 million or 255 cash option !!![]()
Jon
beast, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray. ''Listen God,'' beast said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don't have a lot of money. Please help me out.'' He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn't won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue. ''Come on, God,'' he said. ''I really need this money. My mom needs surgery and I have bills to pay. Please let me win the lottery.'' He left the synagogue, a week went by, and he didn't win the lottery. So, he went to a mosque and started to pray again. ''You're starting to disappoint me, God,'' he said. ''I've prayed and prayed. If you just let me win the lottery, I'll be a better beast. I don't have to win the jackpot, just enough to get me out of debt. I'll give some to charity, even. Just let me win the lottery.'' beast thought this did it, so he got up and walked outside.littlebeast13 wrote:I didn't buy a ticket, but can I still bitch because I didn't win....?
lb13
gotribego26 wrote:beast, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray. ''Listen God,'' beast said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don't have a lot of money. Please help me out.'' He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn't won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue. ''Come on, God,'' he said. ''I really need this money. My mom needs surgery and I have bills to pay. Please let me win the lottery.'' He left the synagogue, a week went by, and he didn't win the lottery. So, he went to a mosque and started to pray again. ''You're starting to disappoint me, God,'' he said. ''I've prayed and prayed. If you just let me win the lottery, I'll be a better beast. I don't have to win the jackpot, just enough to get me out of debt. I'll give some to charity, even. Just let me win the lottery.'' beast thought this did it, so he got up and walked outside.littlebeast13 wrote:I didn't buy a ticket, but can I still bitch because I didn't win....?
lb13
The clouds opened up and a booming voice said, ''beast, meet me halfway, buy a ticket.''
You haven't been feeding Cleo lately! You should be able to find a George to finance one lousy ticket!littlebeast13 wrote:gotribego26 wrote:beast, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray. ''Listen God,'' beast said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don't have a lot of money. Please help me out.'' He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn't won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue. ''Come on, God,'' he said. ''I really need this money. My mom needs surgery and I have bills to pay. Please let me win the lottery.'' He left the synagogue, a week went by, and he didn't win the lottery. So, he went to a mosque and started to pray again. ''You're starting to disappoint me, God,'' he said. ''I've prayed and prayed. If you just let me win the lottery, I'll be a better beast. I don't have to win the jackpot, just enough to get me out of debt. I'll give some to charity, even. Just let me win the lottery.'' beast thought this did it, so he got up and walked outside.littlebeast13 wrote:I didn't buy a ticket, but can I still bitch because I didn't win....?
lb13
The clouds opened up and a booming voice said, ''beast, meet me halfway, buy a ticket.''
Buy a ticket? I guess God didn't read the first line about being in financial difficulty.....
No wonder I'm going to hell....
lb13
minimetoo26 wrote:You haven't been feeding Cleo lately! You should be able to find a George to finance one lousy ticket!littlebeast13 wrote:gotribego26 wrote:
beast, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray. ''Listen God,'' beast said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don't have a lot of money. Please help me out.'' He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn't won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue. ''Come on, God,'' he said. ''I really need this money. My mom needs surgery and I have bills to pay. Please let me win the lottery.'' He left the synagogue, a week went by, and he didn't win the lottery. So, he went to a mosque and started to pray again. ''You're starting to disappoint me, God,'' he said. ''I've prayed and prayed. If you just let me win the lottery, I'll be a better beast. I don't have to win the jackpot, just enough to get me out of debt. I'll give some to charity, even. Just let me win the lottery.'' beast thought this did it, so he got up and walked outside.
The clouds opened up and a booming voice said, ''beast, meet me halfway, buy a ticket.''
Buy a ticket? I guess God didn't read the first line about being in financial difficulty.....
No wonder I'm going to hell....
lb13
God's afraid if you have a lot of money the laundry aisle will go to Hell in a handbasket. He needs you to keep those Downy Balls lined up. You will not win...
Cleopatra wrote:God owes beast 5 bucks. Mini won a grand total of $6--MegaBall with Megaplier. The jackpot is so huge even greedy-ass mini doesn't want the whole thing. She wants to have one winning ticket and have the other winner be a yahoo like Jack Whittaker who attracts all the attention by being stoopid with his money.
The MegaBall will be 17. Or not.
(I will now reveal my highly scientific formula for MegaBall predictions: mini buys 5 sets of numbers, and I tell you the MegaBall on the 4th line....)