WWTBAM Bored

And I quote.................

"I'm honest, easy going and have a strong passion for life.I would like to make you feel better about yourself. If you have a day that the problems of your world bother you,I'll show you my credit report. If you have a day that you are having regrets about your past, I'll show you my rap sheet. If you have a day that you feel alone and lonely, I'll show you tenderness. If you just want to laugh, I'll laugh with you. If you just want to spend money, I'll watch you. I'll always stick by you until you show me a restraining order. "

About the one I'm looking for...

"I enjoy women who are positive. Someone who enjoys having a partner that will watch their back. I seek a woman who laughs at life and doesn't own pepper spray."

DevilKitty100 wrote:And I quote.................

"I'm honest, easy going and have a strong passion for life.I would like to make you feel better about yourself. If you have a day that the problems of your world bother you,I'll show you my credit report. If you have a day that you are having regrets about your past, I'll show you my rap sheet. If you have a day that you feel alone and lonely, I'll show you tenderness. If you just want to laugh, I'll laugh with you. If you just want to spend money, I'll watch you. I'll always stick by you until you show me a restraining order. "

About the one I'm looking for...

"I enjoy women who are positive. Someone who enjoys having a partner that will watch their back. I seek a woman who laughs at life and doesn't own pepper spray."

Sounds like a keeper!

Sistine Fanny wrote:

DevilKitty100 wrote:And I quote.................

"I'm honest, easy going and have a strong passion for life.I would like to make you feel better about yourself. If you have a day that the problems of your world bother you,I'll show you my credit report. If you have a day that you are having regrets about your past, I'll show you my rap sheet. If you have a day that you feel alone and lonely, I'll show you tenderness. If you just want to laugh, I'll laugh with you. If you just want to spend money, I'll watch you. I'll always stick by you until you show me a restraining order. "

About the one I'm looking for...

"I enjoy women who are positive. Someone who enjoys having a partner that will watch their back. I seek a woman who laughs at life and doesn't own pepper spray."

Sounds like a keeper!

The ones I like best are the old jowly, turkey-gobblered neck, beer-bellied old geezers outlining how tall, slender and attractive their mate needs to be. And MahGawd........is there anybody out there who doesn't love walks on the beach??? Shit, last time I looked, in the whole United States, there were only two beaches and those two had about 3,999 miles and 60 million people or so between'em. And in case you're wondering, there ain't a couch potato one left in the old USofA either.

DevilKitty100 wrote:The ones I like best are the old jowly, turkey-gobblered neck, beer-bellied old geezers outlining how tall, slender and attractive their mate needs to be. And MahGawd........is there anybody out there who doesn't love walks on the beach??? Shit, last time I looked, in the whole United States, there were only two beaches and those two had about 3,999 miles and 60 million people or so between'em. And in case you're wondering, there ain't a couch potato one left in the old USofA either.

I am so very grateful that my beer-bellied old geezer is happy with a chunky voiceover actress/freelance writer.

I do, however, have nice legs.

We do enjoy walks on the beach. And dancing.

When we're not being couch potatoes.

I like pińa coladas...but not in the rain
I love Heath bars...and Cold Duck Champagne...

ulysses5019 wrote:I like pińa coladas...but not in the rain
I love Heath bars...and Cold Duck Champagne...

But is that really you in the avatar?

lb13

LOLOLOL

This thread makes me smile and laugh.


The closest I have had to a come-on lately, was today at the SPCA (no, Uly, you may NOT speculate!!!)

I was leaning over, getting some shavings for a rabbit pen cleaning, and one of the staff said that I had a really nice figure.

It was a female staffer.

I think I need an Angel "I kissed a squirrel" shirt to match my face

Like, I just want world peas and sparkly lights on the patio. You know?

Beebs52 wrote:Like, I just want world peas and sparkly lights on the patio. You know?

I see that you've simplified your desires...

Beebs52 wrote:Like, I just want world peas and sparkly lights on the patio. You know?

I see that you've simplified your desires...

ulysses5019 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:Like, I just want world peas and sparkly lights on the patio. You know?

I see that you've simplified your desires...

I see that you have duplicated your posts. snicker
Which is NOT simplifying things, you know.

DevilKitty100 wrote:

Sistine Fanny wrote:

DevilKitty100 wrote:And I quote.................

"I'm honest, easy going and have a strong passion for life.I would like to make you feel better about yourself. If you have a day that the problems of your world bother you,I'll show you my credit report. If you have a day that you are having regrets about your past, I'll show you my rap sheet. If you have a day that you feel alone and lonely, I'll show you tenderness. If you just want to laugh, I'll laugh with you. If you just want to spend money, I'll watch you. I'll always stick by you until you show me a restraining order. "

About the one I'm looking for...

"I enjoy women who are positive. Someone who enjoys having a partner that will watch their back. I seek a woman who laughs at life and doesn't own pepper spray."

Sounds like a keeper!

The ones I like best are the old jowly, turkey-gobblered neck, beer-bellied old geezers outlining how tall, slender and attractive their mate needs to be.

It never hurts to ask, though....

lb13

A supervisor of mine at a former job dated a number of women off some of these dating sites, although the "dating" typically meant spending the least amount of time possible before getting the women into bed, and then moving on as soon as someone better came along. According to him, most of the women on the sites lied about their ages and weights and frequently submitted photos that were years out of date. It all goes both ways I guess.

It's sad that people are looking for a relationship that is ultimately based on complete trust in another person and try to do so by being dishonest right off the bat. It's similar to the salesman who flat out lies to get his foot in the door and hopes he can fast talk you once he's face to face with you. I'm so glad I don't have to go through dog-and-pony show.

Good luck to those of you who are currently contestants though.

silverscreenselect wrote:A supervisor of mine at a former job dated a number of women off some of these dating sites, although the "dating" typically meant spending the least amount of time possible before getting the women into bed, and then moving on as soon as someone better came along. According to him, most of the women on the sites lied about their ages and weights and frequently submitted photos that were years out of date. It all goes both ways I guess.

It's sad that people are looking for a relationship that is ultimately based on complete trust in another person and try to do so by being dishonest right off the bat. It's similar to the salesman who flat out lies to get his foot in the door and hopes he can fast talk you once he's face to face with you. I'm so glad I don't have to go through dog-and-pony show.

Good luck to those of you who are currently contestants though.

My only dating site is my local bar...

littlebeast13 wrote:

DevilKitty100 wrote:

Sistine Fanny wrote:
Sounds like a keeper!

The ones I like best are the old jowly, turkey-gobblered neck, beer-bellied old geezers outlining how tall, slender and attractive their mate needs to be.

It never hurts to ask, though....

lb13

Bwaaaahahahahahaha.......found it!

DevilKitty100 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

DevilKitty100 wrote:
The ones I like best are the old jowly, turkey-gobblered neck, beer-bellied old geezers outlining how tall, slender and attractive their mate needs to be.

It never hurts to ask, though....

lb13

Bwaaaahahahahahaha.......found it!

Most Excellent.

I think that Sprots will think this will win!

silverscreenselect wrote:A supervisor of mine at a former job dated a number of women off some of these dating sites, although the "dating" typically meant spending the least amount of time possible before getting the women into bed, and then moving on as soon as someone better came along. According to him, most of the women on the sites lied about their ages and weights and frequently submitted photos that were years out of date. It all goes both ways I guess.

It's sad that people are looking for a relationship that is ultimately based on complete trust in another person and try to do so by being dishonest right off the bat. It's similar to the salesman who flat out lies to get his foot in the door and hopes he can fast talk you once he's face to face with you. I'm so glad I don't have to go through dog-and-pony show.

Good luck to those of you who are currently contestants though.

Hmmmmmmmm.........maybe I shouldn't have used my Bored avatar. I just thought it more realistic than an actual photo.


Actually of the two sites I've ever posted on I've put up several shots......including full body. WYSIWYG, old man!

a1mamacat wrote:

DevilKitty100 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

It never hurts to ask, though....

lb13

Bwaaaahahahahahaha.......found it!

Most Excellent.

I think that Sprots will think this will win!

LOL......she'll just be grateful there's no mangy rodent to be seen.

mellytu74 wrote:

DevilKitty100 wrote:The ones I like best are the old jowly, turkey-gobblered neck, beer-bellied old geezers outlining how tall, slender and attractive their mate needs to be. And MahGawd........is there anybody out there who doesn't love walks on the beach??? Shit, last time I looked, in the whole United States, there were only two beaches and those two had about 3,999 miles and 60 million people or so between'em. And in case you're wondering, there ain't a couch potato one left in the old USofA either.

I am so very grateful that my beer-bellied old geezer is happy with a chunky voiceover actress/freelance writer.

I do, however, have nice legs.

We do enjoy walks on the beach. And dancing.

When we're not being couch potatoes.

Apparently your old geezer is smart old geezer with exquisite taste!

LOL...................Today's Geezer-DuJour..........

A little about me...
I Am 59 Years Old And I Love To Cook On The Stove And In The Bed. I Love Raising Plants And Vegtables And Herbs.

About the one I'm looking for...

Some One That Is Hot With Lots Of Money

I'd just like to add...

I Am Ready To Go, Just Tell Me When To Start

littlebeast13 wrote:

DevilKitty100 wrote:

Sistine Fanny wrote:
Sounds like a keeper!

The ones I like best are the old jowly, turkey-gobblered neck, beer-bellied old geezers outlining how tall, slender and attractive their mate needs to be.

It never hurts to ask, though....

lb13

Skanki and Buster are beautiful. And it will not win.

DevilKitty100 wrote:

Sistine Fanny wrote:

DevilKitty100 wrote:And I quote.................

"I'm honest, easy going and have a strong passion for life.I would like to make you feel better about yourself. If you have a day that the problems of your world bother you,I'll show you my credit report. If you have a day that you are having regrets about your past, I'll show you my rap sheet. If you have a day that you feel alone and lonely, I'll show you tenderness. If you just want to laugh, I'll laugh with you. If you just want to spend money, I'll watch you. I'll always stick by you until you show me a restraining order. "

About the one I'm looking for...

"I enjoy women who are positive. Someone who enjoys having a partner that will watch their back. I seek a woman who laughs at life and doesn't own pepper spray."

Sounds like a keeper!

The ones I like best are the old jowly, turkey-gobblered neck, beer-bellied old geezers outlining how tall, slender and attractive their mate needs to be. And MahGawd........is there anybody out there who doesn't love walks on the beach??? Shit, last time I looked, in the whole United States, there were only two beaches and those two had about 3,999 miles and 60 million people or so between'em. And in case you're wondering, there ain't a couch potato one left in the old USofA either.

Twice divorced male, age 58, 5'6" and follicly challenged with 3 children seeks single woman, ages 18-30 between 5'8" - 5'11" for companionship and possible LTR. Must be college educated (bachelor's degree okay), physically fit and willing to sign a pre-nup. No kids, but one pet negotiable if other criteria are met.

Call BR-549

Sistine Fanny wrote:

DevilKitty100 wrote:

Sistine Fanny wrote:
Sounds like a keeper!

The ones I like best are the old jowly, turkey-gobblered neck, beer-bellied old geezers outlining how tall, slender and attractive their mate needs to be. And MahGawd........is there anybody out there who doesn't love walks on the beach??? Shit, last time I looked, in the whole United States, there were only two beaches and those two had about 3,999 miles and 60 million people or so between'em. And in case you're wondering, there ain't a couch potato one left in the old USofA either.

Twice divorced male, age 58, 5'6" and follicly challenged with 3 children seeks single woman, ages 18-30 between 5'8" - 5'11" for companionship and possible LTR. Must be college educated (bachelor's degree okay), physically fit and willing to sign a pre-nup. No kids, but one pet negotiable if other criteria are met.

Call BR-549

I think these guys need to give up on eHarmony and start searching InYourDreams.com...

DevilKitty100 wrote:


And MahGawd........is there anybody out there who doesn't love walks on the beach???

Well, me, for one. My wheels keep getting stuck in the sand.

T_Bone0806 wrote:

DevilKitty100 wrote:


And MahGawd........is there anybody out there who doesn't love walks on the beach???

Well, me, for one. My wheels keep getting stuck in the sand.

SNORT!!!!