WWTBAM Bored

I mean really, really sick.

Although, to be honest, I have to admit to nearly having a Heimlich Moment when I got to the end of the second paragraph at the same exact instant a mouthful of food was heading down my throat...

http://tinyurl.com/ytrgzw

Makes a fella proud to be from Wisconsin...

AlphaDummy wrote:I mean really, really sick.

Although, to be honest, I have to admit to nearly having a Heimlich Moment when I got to the end of the second paragraph at the same exact instant a mouthful of food was heading down my throat...

http://tinyurl.com/ytrgzw

Makes a fella proud to be from Wisconsin...

Ok, when I read the first paragraph I thought that it said, sex with a dead beer. It put new meaning for the term "head" on beer.

Then I read it again.

Ewwwwwwww.

And here I always thought all those doe carcasses by the side of the road were the result of tragic accidents....

Ok, so last time he killed the horse to have sex with it. At least he is no longer going around killing animals. That's somewhat better.

Well, I'd say he was a sadistic necrophiliac equestrian......but that would be.....oh, never mind!

Ok, VaDame wins.

Can't believe I didn't think of that one.

Where's the MM when we need it?

I never thought I'd actually have an occasion to use that line in real life!

Seriously......how did this end up in court? It seems he went off into the woods with the object of his, um, affection.....I mean, he didn't do it in public, right? What did he do, go turn himself in?????

And he does have a point -- the law applies to living animals. If someone wants to have a little solo happy-time with a fur coat, or a nice juicy steak, or a stuffed jackalope -- in private -- what business is it of the court?

The guy not only has a very peculiar fetish, he's also a damned idiot!

VAdame wrote:Well, I'd say he was a sadistic necrophiliac equestrian......but that would be.....oh, never mind!

OK...OK...I'm here...better late than never...

I'm just glad the guy's locked up.