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What Are People Searching For?

#1 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:42 am

One of the neat things about my blog is that it not only tells me the search engines people have used when they have stumbled across my blog, but what search terms they used that popped my site up. Some of these make me wonder how I stood out in the crowd, and others just make me wonder what the hell someone was searching for in the first place (Well, Sprots can claim at least two of them).....


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hottie 4
evilsquirrelsnest.com 2
evil squirrels 1
evil squirrels nets 1
evil squirrel 1
copy cat cc 1
occupy crawlspace 1
"mangy rodent" 1
fanny 1
evil party girls 1
cartoon squirrel nest 1
sagittarius 1
Unknown search terms 3


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#2 Post by Vandal » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:02 am

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#3 Post by christie1111 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:03 am

Do you only have Aries up in your astrology series?

I had to wait until this payday to buy anything since I tried really hard not to put anything on a credit card this Christmas.

I was surprised to see that I could order an ES Kindle cover. Cool!
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#4 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:10 am

christie1111 wrote:Do you only have Aries up in your astrology series?

I had to wait until this payday to buy anything since I tried really hard not to put anything on a credit card this Christmas.

I was surprised to see that I could order an ES Kindle cover. Cool!

I am working on Taurus as we speak. It will probably take me a few weeks, maybe even a month if I get sidetracked, to work my way through the zodiac (At least you're not Pisces!)

Don't feel the need to rush to buy something. I realize January isn't prime time to be opening for business. I'm still trying to get a good selection of stuff worked up anyway.... and trying to get that guy fired who's breaking the mugs..... :P

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#5 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:12 am

Vandal wrote:
evil party girls 1

Busted...

Damn.... I had uly down for this one.....

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#6 Post by Mini [Bot] » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:17 am

My lost youth. But I think it's gone for good...
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#7 Post by MinisKidToBeNamedLater » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:26 am

Mini [Bot] wrote:My lost youth. But I think it's gone for good...

Silly mommy! I'm not lost! I'm just hiding under the bed with the kitty!
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#8 Post by Mini [Bot] » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:38 am

MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:
Mini [Bot] wrote:My lost youth. But I think it's gone for good...

Silly mommy! I'm not lost! I'm just hiding under the bed with the kitty!
The cats run away from you. And I can't imagine you staying still and quiet long enough to hide. :P

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#9 Post by silvercamaro » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:52 am

I just put this to the test. Searching "Annie Camaro" provides Evil Squirrel's Nest in the third spot, with a YouTube video in second. I'm interested in the top return, though. The link goes to some kind of car forum, with a question that begins:
hay ppl i have a 1997 camaro 30th annieversary white with orange stripes and was just wondering if you guys no of any body who has a ...
I am suspicious that ninjadog might have written that.
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#10 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:54 am

silvercamaro wrote:
hay ppl i have a 1997 camaro 30th annieversary white with orange stripes and was just wondering if you guys no of any body who has a ...
I am suspicious that ninjadog might have written that.

I don't know, I can usually figure out what BeBe is trying to say....

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#11 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:03 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Vandal wrote:
evil party girls 1

Busted...

Damn.... I had uly down for this one.....

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#12 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:39 pm

OK, these two search terms from today that landed people on my blog both cracked me up...


Search Views

my little pony nackt porn 1
if a squirrel was an angel what would his name be? 1



I want everyone to come to ESN for the best in My Little Pony porn.....

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#13 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:45 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:if a squirrel was an angel what would his name be?
Wouldn't it be the same name it had before becoming an angel? :?

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#14 Post by Estonut » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:41 am

littlebeast13 wrote:OK, these two search terms from today that landed people on my blog both cracked me up...


Search Views

my little pony nackt porn 1
if a squirrel was an angel what would his name be? 1



I want everyone to come to ESN for the best in My Little Pony porn.....
Not just porn, but naked porn. Crazy Germans...
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#15 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:41 am

Estonut wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:OK, these two search terms from today that landed people on my blog both cracked me up...


Search Views

my little pony nackt porn 1
if a squirrel was an angel what would his name be? 1



I want everyone to come to ESN for the best in My Little Pony porn.....
Not just porn, but naked porn. Crazy Germans...

What about the nackt ponies from Nanckt?
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#16 Post by Estonut » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:37 am

ulysses5019 wrote:What about the nackt ponies from Nanckt?
There were two nackt ponies from Nanckt,
Their members were horribly banckt,
When the mares spied 'em,
They couldn't quite hide 'em,
So, instead of bonking, they wanckt.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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#17 Post by silvercamaro » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:04 am

Estonut wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:What about the nackt ponies from Nanckt?
There were two nackt ponies from Nanckt,
Their members were horribly banckt,
When the mares spied 'em,
They couldn't quite hide 'em,
So, instead of bonking, they wanckt.
This may be the most terrible, wonderful limerick I've ever encountered. Every teacher and professor you've ever had, whether residing on this worldly plane of existence or beyond, weeps.
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#18 Post by Estonut » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:14 pm

silvercamaro wrote:
Estonut wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:What about the nackt ponies from Nanckt?
There were two nackt ponies from Nanckt,
Their members were horribly banckt,
When the mares spied 'em,
They couldn't quite hide 'em,
So, instead of bonking, they wanckt.
This may be the most terrible, wonderful limerick I've ever encountered. Every teacher and professor you've ever had, whether residing on this worldly plane of existence or beyond, weeps.
Your calling it "terrible, wonderful" makes me weep (with joy)... :)
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#19 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:16 pm

Estonut wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:What about the nackt ponies from Nanckt?
There were two nackt ponies from Nanckt,
Their members were horribly banckt,
When the mares spied 'em,
They couldn't quite hide 'em,
So, instead of bonking, they wanckt.

I'd like to see that drawn on a thirst...
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#20 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:19 pm

Updated all-time search term list from my blog to pass time between server outages....



evil squirrel 13
hottie 4
rainbow donkey 3
evilsquirrelsnest.com 2
hooly 2
mangy squirrel 2
evil day set 2
fiery squirrel 2
sandy spongebob nude 2
occupy crawlspace 1
copy cat cc 1
sagittarius 1
evil squirrels nets 1
fanny cat 1
fanny 1
drawing of squirrel nest 1
denver broncos my little pony 1
national squiorrel apprecation day 1
squirrel appreciation day 1
cartoon squirrel nest 1
"mangy rodent" 1
evil squirrels 1
squirrel nest drawing 1
evil bat and squirl 1
pisces sayings 1
appearances squirrel girl 1
evil squirrel drawings 1
pisces meaning 1
nest & fanny 1
groundhog shadow dancing 1
squirrel with donkey 1
my little pony nackt porn 1
evil squirrel cartoon 1
simple donkey drawing for kids 1
picture of copy cat sayings 1
squirrel critter friend 1
if a squirrel was an angel what would his name be? 1
squirrel porn 1
rainbowuncornand squirrels.com 1
squirrel header 1
mistletoe condoms 1
evil squirrel pictures 1
steelers squirrel 1
spongebob squirrel porn 1
advert for budwiserfrogs 1
rainbow hoe with donkey 1
unicorn throwing up rainbow 1
cute little birds 1
sandy squrrel nacked 1
fanny minor 1
evilsquirrels nests 1
possum hunter 1
naughty squirrel 1
rainbow donkey game 1
evil red squirrel tattoo 1
sister squirrel 1
squirrel 1
evil party girls 1
devil kitty 1
squirrel's nest candy coupon 1
squirrel tattoo designs 1
knock knock 2012 1
dumpster diving hottie 1
lizbit 1
kiss me where i pee 1
annie camaro 1
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#21 Post by littlebeast13 » Sun May 13, 2012 10:11 am

It's kind of boring seeing the same old search terms lead people to my blog, but just this morning there have been three unique sets of terms that got people to view the wonderful world of ES!


images relevant for who wants to be a millionaire

free animal porn

ninja cupcakes cartoon



I only report these things because they're true....

Updated all-time search terms list, for those so inclined to laugh, cry, and fear for the future of humanity...
Search terms ---- # of views

evil squirrel 20
evil squirrel nest 9
hottie 8
aubrey o'day redhead 7
aubrey o'day red hair 6
what does aubrey o'day's necklace say on celebrity apprentice 5
purple squirrel 4
aubry o'day twin 4
aubrey o'day necklace 4
evil squirrels 3
aubrey o'day 3
google blonde porn 3
budwiser frogs 3
evil squirrel cartoon 3
rainbow donkey 3
cartoon squirrel 3
mangy squirrel 2
m-w word of the day 2
squirrel porn 2
what does aubrey o'day's necklace say 2
characters of aries 2
squirrel from spongebob naked 2
naked tattoo fanny 2
unicorn with squirrel 2
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cartoon possum 2
hooly 2
evil day set 2
evilsquirrelsnest.com 2
fiery squirrel 2
squirrel 2
sandy squrrel nude 2
sandy spongebob nude 2
naked squirrel girl 2
evil squirrell nest 2
aubrey o'day necklace celebrity apprentice 2
squirrel comic 2
sandy the squirrel 2
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your garbage another treasure 2
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fanny cat 1
appearances squirrel girl 1
evil bat and squirl 1
evil squirrel drawings 1
denver broncos my little pony 1
nest & fanny 1
pisces sayings 1
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squirrel appreciation day 1
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kiss me where i pee 1
groundhog shadow dancing 1
mistletoe condoms 1
sandy squrrel nacked 1
cute little birds 1
unicorn throwing up rainbow 1
squirrel header 1
how to draw a evil squirrel 1
evil squirrel pictures 1
squirrel with donkey 1
annie camaro 1
copy cat cc 1
sagittarius 1
fanny 1
"mangy rodent" 1
cartoon squirrel nest 1
evil party girls 1
picture of copy cat sayings 1
national squiorrel apprecation day 1
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lizbit 1
squirrel tattoo designs 1
knock knock 2012 1
rainbow donkey game 1
evil red squirrel tattoo 1
steelers squirrel 1
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naughty squirrel 1
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a wise squirrel 1
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occupy crawlspace 1
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ninja cupcakes cartoon 1
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#22 Post by MarleysGh0st » Sun May 13, 2012 11:21 am

littlebeast13 wrote:images relevant for who wants to be a millionaire
Cool! An on-topical one! :mrgreen:

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#23 Post by littlebeast13 » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:28 am

Apparently Sprots was on Google this morning....... :evil:


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#24 Post by SportsFan68 » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:34 am

Not I. I do know how to get the dirty deed done, however. I was over at Matias's house yesterday afternoon, and there was a dead squirrel in the driveway compliments of HoseB -- just bringing home food for the family.
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#25 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:41 am

And now, for your entertainment..... the best search terms of 2012 that led someone to find my blog!

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