WWTBAM Bored

Francis Salazar
Patchogue, NY
Professional antiquer
Wife Terri is in the audience, they're expecting a baby.

Topic Tree (Randomized Only):
Couch Time
Sign Here
Defining Duo
Chapter Book
Color My World
Flying First
Laughter and Literature
Film Bites (Disney Cruise Question)
Culinary Consistency
Alcohol Fail

Question 1 - Alcohol Fail

According to a 2011 study, what everyday substance can cause a completely sober person to fail an alcohol sobriety test?

A: Hand sanitizer
B: Fabric softener
C: Body butter
D: Air freshener

Spoiler

He knows hand sanitizer has alcohol, but would it cause you to fail an alcohol test...?

He asks the audience.

Spoiler

A: 85%
B: 2%
C: 3%
D: 10%

He still focuses on "sobriety." But he eventually goes with A.

Answer and value

A: Hand sanitizer (People who use enough of it can fail a urine test, Meredith adds.)
Value: $10,000
Bank: $10,000

Question 2 - Culinary Consistency

What vegetable was once the subject of a Los Angeles Times article subtitled "Beyond the Slime"?

A: Turnip
B: Kale
C: Asparagus
D: Okra

Spoiler

Turnip and asparagus aren't slimy, Okra and kale...

He jumps the question. The audience moans.

Answer and value

D: Okra
Value: $500
Bank: $10,000

Question 3 - Film Bites (Disney Cruise question)

Honnk!!!! The out of time noise sounds. The audience moans even louder.

And one more bump. Time for lunch. And then more transcripts.

They called me in to work this afternoon, at 2, but I think I can get everything done before then.

-M

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Francis Salazar
Patchogue, NY
Professional antiquer
Wife Terri is in the audience, they're expecting a baby.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question 1 - Alcohol Fail
According to a 2011 study, what everyday substance can cause a completely sober person to fail an alcohol sobriety test?

A: Hand sanitizer
B: Fabric softener
C: Body butter
D: Air freshener

Spoiler

He knows hand sanitizer has alcohol, but would it cause you to fail an alcohol test...?

He asks the audience.

Spoiler

A: 85%
B: 2%
C: 3%
D: 10%

He still focuses on "sobriety." But he eventually goes with A.

Answer and value

A: Hand sanitizer (People who use enough of it can fail a urine test, Meredith adds.)
Value: $10,000
Bank: $10,000

My first thought was "What? Are they drinking it?"

Question 1 - Alcohol Fail

According to a 2011 study, what everyday substance can cause a completely sober person to fail an alcohol sobriety test?

A: Hand sanitizer
B: Fabric softener
C: Body butter
D: Air freshener

Spoiler

He knows hand sanitizer has alcohol, but would it cause you to fail an alcohol test...?

He asks the audience.

Spoiler

A: 85%
B: 2%
C: 3%
D: 10%

He still focuses on "sobriety." But he eventually goes with A.

Answer and value

A: Hand sanitizer (People who use enough of it can fail a urine test, Meredith adds.)
Value: $10,000
Bank: $10,000

According to my firefighter buddies, hand sanitizer is loaded with alcohol. Arsonists use it to start fires, and it burns with an invisible flame.

Question 2 - Culinary Consistency

What vegetable was once the subject of a Los Angeles Times article subtitled "Beyond the Slime"?

A: Turnip
B: Kale
C: Asparagus
D: Okra

Spoiler

Turnip and asparagus aren't slimy, Okra and kale...

He jumps the question. The audience moans.

Answer and value

D: Okra
Value: $500
Bank: $10,000

Okra! Ugh! Slimy! It's not slimy when it's fried, but then who wants to eat it -- all that grease...