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peacock2121 wrote:What is that?

I don't know.

It's a mystery to me!

I have the same question in the B4 Check In thread.

MarleysGh0st wrote:I have the same question in the B4 Check In thread.

I posted it as a new thread, thinking it had a better chance to be seen that way.

peacock2121 wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:I have the same question in the B4 Check In thread.

I posted it as a new thread, thinking it had a better chance to be seen that way.

I wasn't being critical.

Just pointing out a commonality in confusion.

Plus, whatever it is is off-topic for the B-4 thread.

And I am all about being on topic.

I was one in November.

MarleysGh0st wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:I have the same question in the B4 Check In thread.

I posted it as a new thread, thinking it had a better chance to be seen that way.

I wasn't being critical.

Just pointing out a commonality in confusion.

Didn't think you were being critical.

Not even sure how I could have thought that.

peacock2121 wrote:Plus, whatever it is is off-topic for the B-4 thread.

And I am all about being on topic.

Oh, indeed!

Tangents are dreadful things, aren't they?

BackInTex wrote:I was one in November.

Oh!

So it's a person who celebrates Thanksgiving?

BackInTex wrote:I was one in November.

This response was very Juchian.

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:I was one in November.

This response was very Juchian.

Just being mysterious.

Actually, I don't know your context, but for me it is volunteering to show up at my child's school at a prescribed time (usually on a Friday) to read to the class. The kids don't know who is coming to read (thus the mystery). Just before arriving the teacher starts telling the class clues about the reader to see if anyone can guess who it is before they walk in.

I think they do this every week or every other week.

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:I was one in November.

This response was very Juchian.

Just being mysterious.

Actually, I don't know your context, but for me it is volunteering to show up at my child's school at a prescribed time (usually on a Friday) to read to the class. The kids don't know who is coming to read (thus the mystery). Just before arriving the teacher starts telling the class clues about the reader to see if anyone can guess who it is before they walk in.

I think they do this every week or every other week.

I am guessing that you do not tell your kids that you are coming to read.

When I came to read to both of my kids' classes, they kept telling everyone that I was coming to read and have lunch with them.

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:I was one in November.

This response was very Juchian.

Just being mysterious.

Actually, I don't know your context, but for me it is volunteering to show up at my child's school at a prescribed time (usually on a Friday) to read to the class. The kids don't know who is coming to read (thus the mystery). Just before arriving the teacher starts telling the class clues about the reader to see if anyone can guess who it is before they walk in.

I think they do this every week or every other week.

Thank you.

Bix said she went to Jackson's class to be one and I didn't know what it was.

It is probably exactly what you described.

Is it always for your own child's class?

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:I was one in November.

This response was very Juchian.

Just being mysterious.

Actually, I don't know your context, but for me it is volunteering to show up at my child's school at a prescribed time (usually on a Friday) to read to the class. The kids don't know who is coming to read (thus the mystery). Just before arriving the teacher starts telling the class clues about the reader to see if anyone can guess who it is before they walk in.

I think they do this every week or every other week.

Ding ding ding. That's exactly how they do it in Jackson's class.

Last time I did it, I made the clues too easy. So he knew it was going to be me. This time, I only put one easy clue in, the last one. (My birthday being this month).

I read two Valentine's oriented stories and one about a duck being elected president. (They suggest that you try to do topical sorts of books).

You get to pick the books to read as well! That is very cool.

Do the kids get to guess out loud who it will be?

Do kids ever not guess correctly?

peacock2121 wrote:You get to pick the books to read as well! That is very cool.

Do the kids get to guess out loud who it will be?

Do kids ever not guess correctly?

Yes. I can never remember the names of the books, but I read one about solving the mystery of who gave a valentine to a dog. It was a Nate the Great book.

I also read a very cute story about a man who went to work, had lunch by himself and never talked to anybody. Then one day, he gets a huge box of valentine's candy sent to him with a note that says "Somebody loves you!"

He is very excited about having a secret admirer and dresses up more fancy and starts interacting more with people around him. He starts doing nice things for the adults and children in the community. He never finds out who sent him the valentine and after a while he forgets about trying to find that person.

Then one day, the postman shows up and says that the valentine was a mistake. That it was meant for the next door neighbor. Then the man is sad, and goes back to his old ways of keeping to himself and not doing much.

The people in the community miss seeing the guy and know he is sad about something. The postman knows why. So he gets everybody all together and they surprise the guy with many valentines and a party to let him know that everyone loves him.

Pretty interesting story for a little kid story.

The third story was about a duck. The farmer makes the animals on the farm do work. The duck doesn't like his work. So he decides to have an election to vote him in charge of the farm. He gets elected.

But he learns that running the farm is hard work. So he decides to run for governor, and wins.

But then he learns that running a state is hard work. So then he decides to run for president and wins.

Then he learns that running the country is hard work. So he goes back to the farm, but instead of working, decides to write his autobiography.


When there are clues, the kids raise their hand if they think their mom and dad fits the clue. You are supposed to start off with hard clues first.

The first time, Jackson guessed it was me by clue three. (lived in Alaska).

The second time, he had no clue until the last clue about my birthday being in February.

peacock2121 wrote:You get to pick the books to read as well! That is very cool.

Do the kids get to guess out loud who it will be?

Do kids ever not guess correctly?

Yes, I picked the book.

Some 'kids solve the mystery' book about some oysters and a shopkeeper accusing the wrong person of stealing them. The kids solved it by comparing the sand in the oysters with the sand at the beach areas where the oysters were to have come from.

I only had 20 minutes to read, so I read pretty quickly. But I used lots of different voices and facial expression.

Bixby17 wrote: I also read a very cute story about a man who went to work, had lunch by himself and never talked to anybody. Then one day, he gets a huge box of valentine's candy sent to him with a note that says "Somebody loves you!"

He is very excited about having a secret admirer and dresses up more fancy and starts interacting more with people around him. He starts doing nice things for the adults and children in the community. He never finds out who sent him the valentine and after a while he forgets about trying to find that person.

Then one day, the postman shows up and says that the valentine was a mistake. That it was meant for the next door neighbor. Then the man is sad, and goes back to his old ways of keeping to himself and not doing much.

The people in the community miss seeing the guy and know he is sad about something. The postman knows why. So he gets everybody all together and they surprise the guy with many valentines and a party to let him know that everyone loves him.

Pretty interesting story for a little kid story.

I HAD to find out what this was!

http://www.amazon.com/Somebody-Loves-Yo ... 0689718721

I am going to add it to the next order. I think it is a wonderful lesson on how we treat other people!

minimetoo26 wrote:

Bixby17 wrote: I also read a very cute story about a man who went to work, had lunch by himself and never talked to anybody. Then one day, he gets a huge box of valentine's candy sent to him with a note that says "Somebody loves you!"

He is very excited about having a secret admirer and dresses up more fancy and starts interacting more with people around him. He starts doing nice things for the adults and children in the community. He never finds out who sent him the valentine and after a while he forgets about trying to find that person.

Then one day, the postman shows up and says that the valentine was a mistake. That it was meant for the next door neighbor. Then the man is sad, and goes back to his old ways of keeping to himself and not doing much.

The people in the community miss seeing the guy and know he is sad about something. The postman knows why. So he gets everybody all together and they surprise the guy with many valentines and a party to let him know that everyone loves him.

Pretty interesting story for a little kid story.

I HAD to find out what this was!

http://www.amazon.com/Somebody-Loves-Yo ... 0689718721

I am going to add it to the next order. I think it is a wonderful lesson on how we treat other people!

I love that book as well.

I will buy it and find a parent to give it to.

minimetoo26 wrote:

Bixby17 wrote: I also read a very cute story about a man who went to work, had lunch by himself and never talked to anybody. Then one day, he gets a huge box of valentine's candy sent to him with a note that says "Somebody loves you!"

He is very excited about having a secret admirer and dresses up more fancy and starts interacting more with people around him. He starts doing nice things for the adults and children in the community. He never finds out who sent him the valentine and after a while he forgets about trying to find that person.

Then one day, the postman shows up and says that the valentine was a mistake. That it was meant for the next door neighbor. Then the man is sad, and goes back to his old ways of keeping to himself and not doing much.

The people in the community miss seeing the guy and know he is sad about something. The postman knows why. So he gets everybody all together and they surprise the guy with many valentines and a party to let him know that everyone loves him.

Pretty interesting story for a little kid story.

I HAD to find out what this was!

http://www.amazon.com/Somebody-Loves-Yo ... 0689718721

I am going to add it to the next order. I think it is a wonderful lesson on how we treat other people!

Yes!!! The first time I read the book to myself, it brought a tear to my eye. Most of the valentine's books were awful The illustrations are nice too.

I like the book review left on the Amazon:

Colorless Mr. Hatch--who works in a shoelace factory and eats a cheese and mustard sandwich for lunch every day with, just occasionally, a prune--is jarred from his reserve by receiving a huge Valentine box of candy with a card that says only, ``Somebody loves you.'' Amazed, he samples it, shares it at work and, buoyed by his friendly reception, sympathetically helps several people out on the way home (e.g., he watches the newspaper stall so that its proprietor can take his cold to the doctor). He's soon baking brownies, hosting a neighborhood picnic, and reading to the local kids. Then the postman arrives with the news that the candy was delivered to the wrong address, putting poor Mr. Hatch into a funk; but his devoted new friends rally round to bring him back into their cheerful society. Told with warmth and a light touch, the story easily transcends its predictability. It's much enhanced by Yalowitz's mellow color- pencil illustrations. His unique elongated characters with their extra-tall heads are at once animated and serene; the smooth clarity of his scenes is enlivened with many amusing details. A charming book with a real plot, its amiable tone beautifully complemented by the intriguing illustrations.

Oooh. Cheese and mustard sandwich.

The kids asked me what a prune was.

Bixby17 wrote:
The kids asked me what a prune was.

You know TPTB have declared that they should henceforth be know as dried plums.

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:

Bixby17 wrote:
The kids asked me what a prune was.

You know TPTB have declared that they should henceforth be know as dried plums.

Heh.

I was smart enough to not explain to a bunch of second graders why people tend to eat prunes. That would have derailed the reading right there.

Thought train alert

I was on a tram at The Naples Zoo and a 7 - 8 year old kid asked his mom "What does threaten mean?"

I thought "What a great life this kid has had that he doesn't know what that word is."

the end

peacock2121 wrote:Thought train alert

I was on a tram at The Naples Zoo and a 7 - 8 year old kid asked his mom "What does threaten mean?"

I thought "What a great life this kid has had that he doesn't know what that word is."

the end

JJ asked me what "puke" meant the other day.

She also asked me where the babies come out. This time I told her instead of changing the subject.