Man found dead with corkscrew in head

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Bob Juch
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Man found dead with corkscrew in head

#1 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:40 pm

I'm taking odds this is used on a "Law and Order" soon.

I love the sub-headline! I would hope they weren't expecting his death!


Neighbors surprised by death of 55-year-old

BROOKLYN (WABC) -- A gruesome and unsolved murder has New York City police stumped and looking for a killer whose weapon of choice was a corkscrew.

The victim was found in his own home on Park Place in the Prospect Heights section of Brooklyn Thursday.
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The little girl found her dad's lifeless body on the bedroom floor.

The murder weapon: a corkscrew lodged in his head.
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#2 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:45 pm

Perhaps he was trying to clean his ears.

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#3 Post by nitrah55 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:39 am

Calling all cars....be on the lookout for a fugitive sommolier...
I am about 25% sure of this.

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