I met a space alien
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:31 pm
I watch the History channel a lot, so I know quite a bit about aliens from outer space. If it's History, it must be true. Last night, a genuine alien came to my back yard. I knew what it was because he looked just like the ones they talk about. He had a big round head and huge buggy black eyes and grayish scaly-looking skin. He wasn't wearing his space suit. Maybe it got burned up on entry into earth's atmosphere. Anyway, I was pretty darn excited, so I started talking to him so he would be my frien. He didn't seem to understand me, so I talked louder. He climbed a tree and talked back to me in a hissy, squeaky language. I didn't understand him, either, but I thought he might be saying, "Take me to your leader." I said, "Wait right here, and I will bring Mom to you!" By this time, my mom already was outside with a flashlight to see why so much commotion was going on. (It's hard to make friens quietly.)
Mom shined the light into the tree where I was pointing. She said, "That's a Possum." Since he obviously was a alien, I think she meant that the space traveler was from the Planet Possum, which must be in a different solar system. I will google that to try to find out which one.
I hope he will come back tonight. If anybody knows anybody at the History channel, I am willing to give an interview about my close encounter.
Naked aliens are not very pretty, but they probably look better when they are wearing their suits.
Mom shined the light into the tree where I was pointing. She said, "That's a Possum." Since he obviously was a alien, I think she meant that the space traveler was from the Planet Possum, which must be in a different solar system. I will google that to try to find out which one.
I hope he will come back tonight. If anybody knows anybody at the History channel, I am willing to give an interview about my close encounter.
Naked aliens are not very pretty, but they probably look better when they are wearing their suits.