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Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:00 am
by peacock2121
is leaving 60 Minutes.

I will miss those eyebrows.

that is just about all

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:21 am
by NatteringNabobOfNegativity
peacock2121 wrote:is leaving 60 Minutes.

I will miss those eyebrows.

that is just about all

I'll just miss your mustache....

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:37 am
by BackInTex
NatteringNabobOfNegativity wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:is leaving 60 Minutes.

I will miss those eyebrows.

that is just about all

I'll just miss your mustache....
That there is funny, to me.

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:52 am
by MarleysGh0st
I'll miss him. Andy is a hero to all of us curmudgeons!

But I think anyone has a right to retire at the age of 92.

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:35 am
by peacock2121
BackInTex wrote:
NatteringNabobOfNegativity wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:is leaving 60 Minutes.

I will miss those eyebrows.

that is just about all

I'll just miss your mustache....
That there is funny, to me.
It was to me as well.

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:35 am
by peacock2121
MarleysGh0st wrote:I'll miss him. Andy is a hero to all of us curmudgeons!

But I think anyone has a right to retire at the age of 92.
About 20 years too late for my taste.

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:41 am
by Beebs52
peacock2121 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I'll miss him. Andy is a hero to all of us curmudgeons!

But I think anyone has a right to retire at the age of 92.
About 20 years too late for my taste.
You're too kind. 30 years too late for my taste. I've wanted to take a dictionary to his head forever.

"Whhhhyeeeee do I have all these buttons in my drawer? I don't neeed all these buttons. But I have them. I just can't seem to stop collecting them. There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one..."

BLESS YOUR HEART, DIPSHIT.

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:44 am
by peacock2121
Beebs52 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I'll miss him. Andy is a hero to all of us curmudgeons!

But I think anyone has a right to retire at the age of 92.
About 20 years too late for my taste.
You're too kind. 30 years too late for my taste. I've wanted to take a dictionary to his head forever.

"Whhhhyeeeee do I have all these buttons in my drawer? I don't neeed all these buttons. But I have them. I just can't seem to stop collecting them. There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one..."

BLESS YOUR HEART, DIPSHIT.
LOL

The stuff in his kitchen drawer was even worse.

How many lemon zesters does one person need?

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:28 pm
by SportsFan68
peacock2121 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
About 20 years too late for my taste.
You're too kind. 30 years too late for my taste. I've wanted to take a dictionary to his head forever.

"Whhhhyeeeee do I have all these buttons in my drawer? I don't neeed all these buttons. But I have them. I just can't seem to stop collecting them. There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one..."

BLESS YOUR HEART, DIPSHIT.
LOL

The stuff in his kitchen drawer was even worse.

How many lemon zesters does one person need?
None!

But I guess you can use it for orange zest too.

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:42 pm
by ulysses5019
peacock2121 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
About 20 years too late for my taste.
You're too kind. 30 years too late for my taste. I've wanted to take a dictionary to his head forever.

"Whhhhyeeeee do I have all these buttons in my drawer? I don't neeed all these buttons. But I have them. I just can't seem to stop collecting them. There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one..."

BLESS YOUR HEART, DIPSHIT.
LOL

The stuff in his kitchen drawer was even worse.

How many lemon zesters does one person need?

Depends how many lemons ya got.

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:26 pm
by Estonut
ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:How many lemon zesters does one person need?
Depends how many lemons ya got.
And how zesty you want 'em...

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:31 pm
by Bob Juch
ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
You're too kind. 30 years too late for my taste. I've wanted to take a dictionary to his head forever.

"Whhhhyeeeee do I have all these buttons in my drawer? I don't neeed all these buttons. But I have them. I just can't seem to stop collecting them. There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one..."

BLESS YOUR HEART, DIPSHIT.
LOL

The stuff in his kitchen drawer was even worse.

How many lemon zesters does one person need?

Depends how many lemons ya got.
When life gives you lemons, zest them?

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:44 pm
by elwoodblues
See my signature line.

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:00 am
by tanstaafl2
elwoodblues wrote:See my signature line.
More importantly, if life gives you melons....
Spoiler
You've got dyslexia.

Re: Andy Rooney

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:13 am
by minimetoo26
tanstaafl2 wrote:
elwoodblues wrote:See my signature line.
More importantly, if life gives you melons....
Spoiler
You've got dyslexia.
Beats the hell out of listeria... :P